Beauty of nature

    You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in pag-ibig with me.

Do you believe in pag-ibig at first sight, or should I walk sa pamamagitan ng again?    

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.    

It's a good thing that I have my aklatan card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!    

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.    

If I received a nickel...

balutin rage is an actual condition when you feel extreme levels of anger and frustration because you are unable to open product packaging.

Hippo gatas is pink.

In the absence of aerodynamic downforce, which is generated sa pamamagitan ng the giant spoilers used, Formula 1 cars would have sufficient power to fly above 150 kph. They frequently race at well over 250 kph.

If you choose not to have children, you will be the first person in your direct linage, since the beginning of time, to not reproduce.

The asteroid (or comet) that killed the dinosaurs 65 million years nakaraan was the equivalent of a Hiroshima bomb going...