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1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS or If you find a sando store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the pagkain court and go to a fast pagkain place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a mesa pag-awit elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as you can "I pag-ibig THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT araw AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until you see an old lady/guy and if you're a boy yell "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM!" And if you're a girl yell "HAPPY BIRTHDAY LULU!!"
5. Go in a body care store like Bath & Body Works and stand sa pamamagitan ng all the hand sanatizers and throw them up in the air. (This one made one staff girl go CRAZY)
6. Go in a book store and pick up a baby book, and every 30 segundos yell "YAY! DUCKY MADE IT!!!"
7. while walking down the hall walk up to some walang tiyak na layunin dude and say: "Hi are you Lulu?"
8. Go to any store and walk up to the check-out
and say "I HAVE STINKY POO! IT COMES OUTTA MY BEHIND!!"
8. Go to one of those radio stores with playing radios and change them to opera and when someone comes in, sing along in a really stupid way.
9. Buy a new bathing suit and swim in the fountain
10. Bring a bunch of pants in to the dressing room. Come out later and tell the salesperson none of them are leakproof.
11. Ask if a particular saw cuts through bone.
12. Get on the first step of the stairs, wait, and tell other people the escalator must be broken.
13. Pose as a dummy in a department store.
14. Ask the casheir if they take pesos.
15. Ask the sales person in the pet store if gerbils come in bulk and if they have much white meat on them.
16. go to a computer repair store and ask a employee if they can repair your dog.
17. Buy a bunch of clothes. Return them later, and when the salesperson asks why, say "they didn't look good on my dog"
10. Come in to the drug store looking deppressed. Ask if they have over-the-counter prozac.
18. Stay in the magazine store all araw and read the magazines cover to cover.
19. If you are a guy, go in to a womans clothing store, and bring dresses into the dressing room with you. Come out, and in you're most feminie voice say "they just aren't me"
20. Do cartwheels down the main part of the mall.
21. Wear sunglasses, carry a cane, and set up a pot in front of you that says "help me, I'm blind" see how much money you can get.
22. Test all the matresses and beds.
23. in the department stores. Stir and snore when people walk by.
24. Ask to hold one of the Aso in the pet store. Let it escape.
25. Go into Pier 1 and ask if they have any big pieces of basura made of straw.
30. Knock over displays.
31. Rock back and forth slowly in front of a security camara.
32. Run around a clothing store and when someone looks at you akwardly tell them you're on a plane.
33. Stand around a crowded side of the mall and yell "THE ALIENS ARE COMING THE ALIENS ARE COMING!!!!"
34. Go to a hair salon and claim that the phone you bought there didn't work.
35. Go into a phone store, tell them your blender ate your last phone from there.
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS or If you find a sando store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the pagkain court and go to a fast pagkain place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a mesa pag-awit elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as you can "I pag-ibig THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT araw AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until you see an old lady/guy and if you're a boy yell "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM!" And if you're a girl yell "HAPPY BIRTHDAY LULU!!"
5. Go in a body care store like Bath & Body Works and stand sa pamamagitan ng all the hand sanatizers and throw them up in the air. (This one made one staff girl go CRAZY)
6. Go in a book store and pick up a baby book, and every 30 segundos yell "YAY! DUCKY MADE IT!!!"
7. while walking down the hall walk up to some walang tiyak na layunin dude and say: "Hi are you Lulu?"
8. Go to any store and walk up to the check-out
and say "I HAVE STINKY POO! IT COMES OUTTA MY BEHIND!!"
8. Go to one of those radio stores with playing radios and change them to opera and when someone comes in, sing along in a really stupid way.
9. Buy a new bathing suit and swim in the fountain
10. Bring a bunch of pants in to the dressing room. Come out later and tell the salesperson none of them are leakproof.
11. Ask if a particular saw cuts through bone.
12. Get on the first step of the stairs, wait, and tell other people the escalator must be broken.
13. Pose as a dummy in a department store.
14. Ask the casheir if they take pesos.
15. Ask the sales person in the pet store if gerbils come in bulk and if they have much white meat on them.
16. go to a computer repair store and ask a employee if they can repair your dog.
17. Buy a bunch of clothes. Return them later, and when the salesperson asks why, say "they didn't look good on my dog"
10. Come in to the drug store looking deppressed. Ask if they have over-the-counter prozac.
18. Stay in the magazine store all araw and read the magazines cover to cover.
19. If you are a guy, go in to a womans clothing store, and bring dresses into the dressing room with you. Come out, and in you're most feminie voice say "they just aren't me"
20. Do cartwheels down the main part of the mall.
21. Wear sunglasses, carry a cane, and set up a pot in front of you that says "help me, I'm blind" see how much money you can get.
22. Test all the matresses and beds.
23. in the department stores. Stir and snore when people walk by.
24. Ask to hold one of the Aso in the pet store. Let it escape.
25. Go into Pier 1 and ask if they have any big pieces of basura made of straw.
30. Knock over displays.
31. Rock back and forth slowly in front of a security camara.
32. Run around a clothing store and when someone looks at you akwardly tell them you're on a plane.
33. Stand around a crowded side of the mall and yell "THE ALIENS ARE COMING THE ALIENS ARE COMING!!!!"
34. Go to a hair salon and claim that the phone you bought there didn't work.
35. Go into a phone store, tell them your blender ate your last phone from there.
Alpha kenny body
1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)
I won a math debate
2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)
Eye map ness
3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness
Write this down on paper and you have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)
Eye Emma rate hard
4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)
Eye M egg ay
5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay
(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)
I won a math debate
2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)
Eye map ness
3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness
Write this down on paper and you have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)
Eye Emma rate hard
4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)
Eye M egg ay
5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay
(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the bulaklak girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure you disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call you repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure you set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill tsokolate fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid ilipat sa pamamagitan ng getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the bulaklak girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure you disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call you repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure you set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill tsokolate fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid ilipat sa pamamagitan ng getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
#9 Have one of your mga kaibigan hit you on the back and spit out a piece of white gum or a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until you have $20 or more.
#7 If you have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do mga sanggol come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob or music videos.
#4 Go around pag-awit the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!