Do you get it? Was it funny? No? Too bad, this article\'s going to be FULL of it. XD
Welcome to Operation: Cringefest, a new yearly series for April Fools Day where I search for the most cringe-worthy puns ever. Are you ready? I was fucking BORN ready.
"Now class, I\'d like you all to welcome our guest speaker.....
This microphone pun made me fall out of my chair. It\'s so bad... But it\'s clever at the same time.
Now all we need is a stereo pun and we can get this cringefest REALLY going. :D
This is one of those puns your friend makes up in the shower and you slap him in the face for doing so.
But as Billy Mays always says, BUT WAIT, THERE\'S MORE.
This pun in of itself was a huge mistake. Go back to your mother\'s basement, dude.
Teaching history by puns. This NEEDS to be a thing. XD
"Whale whale whale, what have we got here?"
Somewhere, somehow somebody must\'ve kicked you around some.
Seriously though, that was terrible. You must\'ve been born with a nail through your head.
"Ah, looks like another REIGNY day!
This is the kind of joke that you made in the second grade when you thought you were SO smart. Don\'t lie, we\'ve all been there.
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh"
♫Sometimes I feel I\'ve got to... run away, I\'ve got to... get away♫
All jokes aside, that was well played. In a cringy way, albeit, but still not too bad.
"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: Does this taste funny to you?"[/b[
The only thing that\'s funny here is the fact that two cannibals are eating a fucking clown. Like, when would that EVER happen?
[b]"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me"
In the words of Windwakerguy430, I wish God would recreate the flood JUST for this one.
"I\'m reading a book about anti-gravity. It\'s impossible to put down"
Seriously, teaching kids with puns HAS to be a thing. I\'ll be hoping, I swear. XD
And now... Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of ALL ages! Aliens, Insects, Trolls and Moles alike, I present to you... The CRINGIEST pun in the WORLD!
Wait, this is a puns article.... Nobody PEARS? I don\'t know. XD
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