Me: Why was there TOOTHPASTE ON THE COUCH?!
Mom: ... I made it myself! :D

...

I pag-ibig living in a house full of Invader Zim fans. XD Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

My meebo chat is fucked up {>_<} Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

uy guys I just want to put out a troll alert!

His names wazzup127. He's a sick perv and keeps spamming everyone AND he wouldnt stop telling me how much Sims sucks. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

i'm so happy my big brother and sister in law had a baby boy i have a new nephew :D !!!!! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Please copy and paste this to your wall, even if just for a few minutes, if you know someone who is alive today because you can't afford a hitman. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

I just saw the most akward comercial on my tv... its the stupid lalaloopsy comercial uggh the girls in that comercial are wierd... Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

What the hell?
A few days nakaraan I was with my mga kaibigan outside and there was this small burol that sinabi "DO NOT WALK ON HERE, QUICKSAND". So I decided to walk on that and it was as if that burol swallowed me! It was weird 'cos it turned out it was like a really thin layer of sand and the rest was water! So I decided to dive and crawl out of the hill. My mga kaibigan were like; OH MY GOD SHE'S ALIVE! and I am! =D.

Now I'm grounded for six months and I just came back from the hospital... Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Okay, 8th grade, is.... S U P E R A W E S O M E! Most of my teachers DON'T give homework on Fridays!! 8D And I finally have a black man as a teacher, but that's a black person inside joke. :p Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man susunod to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.” Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Hmmmmmm no school cuz it was raining out. I think im starting to like 9th grade Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

i live in people's republic of noneofyourdamnbusiness Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Ughhhhhhhhhhh, it's happening again.
My magpabago aren't pagkarga stuff that's happening on other spots which is pissing me off.-.-
Damn you Fanpop! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

7 Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

What the hell is happening? My magpabago aren't, well, updating... Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Hell the what fanpop wrong is with? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Trolololololololololololololol. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

I cant believe fanpop is messing up this bad o_e It isnt happening to me though Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

lol finally a club that describes me EXACTLY Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

¡MI liyama PIE!
I pag-ibig it when people shout things that don't make sense in Spanish in my Spanish class... XD Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Made it through the first araw of school!! i thought i was going to be nervous but im not. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Yey!Got my dedicated tagahanga medal for the walang tiyak na layunin spot!Thanks guys and girls..:D Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

i bit my toe and it hurts very dearly Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

yo!people of walang tiyak na layunin club.........i just want to say that can u sumali the spot epic win............. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Getting ready for school,drank maasim gatas bleh XO Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

My favourite number is 69...........XD Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

TGIF! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Dear mr.douchbag we all agree that you are a dumb-ass why cant you see that!? XD Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Okay, whoever keeps reporting my article, STOP. There's nothing wrong with it. So quit it. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Started school today. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

My brother keeps telling me to watch this stupid video called asdf. DON'T WATCH THEM. THEY'RE RETARDED. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Put a saging in ur ear Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

I only speak English.
.______. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Lol, does anyone here know what Sealand is? xD
Or am I alone....>.> Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

School starts tomorrow. What I'm going to miss the most: getting to sleep in pretty much every day. At least there's weekends :P Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

If you ever get bored you need to listen to one of my dreams O_e Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

All the ponies in this town are CRAZY! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

oh also on another note this is really funny. idk who made it my friend sent it to me it's a vid clip just use the link

link Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

what's something fun i can do in the rain? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

So bored gonna get on facebook :I Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Yay! School starts tomorrow! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

My friend once told me that she won a goldfish at a fair, but her mom told her not to get attached to it because she sinabi they done last long... 5 years later, the isda is still alive. My friend asks her mom " can I get attached now?" her mother sinabi yes. So my friend got attached to the fish. Two weeks later... It died. :( Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

ewwwie!! i school starts tomorrow!! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Is fanpop still screwed up 4 everyone or is it just mine? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

The game Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

old people really should not be making out Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Huh. I just realized I haven't have a nightmare since I was like 10. It's a pretty cool story. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

A 15 taon old girl holds hands with her 1 taon old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't... yet we shud also enjoy the music Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

haha the school roof caved in on me and I got totally and utterly drenched! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

I've decided no longer to call Aso dogs. Instead, I will refer to them all as canine Americans. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

What comes before A and what comes after Z? I feel so dum not knowing! 8b Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Crayons. Why did you take them? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist sinabi something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

XD Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Na na na na... uy jude. :3 Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Charts I made:

link

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link

link Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Being sick sucks. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Sssshhhh ouwwy da ants? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Apparently yesterday, I started hallucinating incredibly bad, screaming and crying about something trying to "get me" and slime oozing from the walls and not being able to see anyone around me and a bunch of other stuff.... It was so bad my dad had to call a psychiatrist. Weird thing is I don't remember any of it, my boyfriend had to tell me about the whole thing.... O.O Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

uy All! :)

Accordint to Google`s first page, Todays the 65th anniversary of Freddie Mercury!

R.I.P Freddie. :) Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Fanpop glitches = annoying as fuck. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

What the fuck is going on with the website today?
Everytime I go to a question, it takes me to the tanong section, and nothing on my magpabago appears when I go to my profile.
WTF?!?!?!? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

uy people! this is for mga manliligaw of kyle marffins book gothique, please sumali this newly made club sa pamamagitan ng me
link
thanks people!! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

It's my birthday. x3 Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

im gonna become a sophomore in 3 days!!!! yay!!! summer has been boring and now is gossip time!!!! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

I just got scarred for life.....And all thanks to Curiosity. O_O Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

my math teacher is a dumbo Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

huhuhu, meebo is shutting down...

but yes! I've found the best alternative, check this out guys,
www.chatwing.com Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Mmm, teehi, fradashay. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

I actually made a trol listahan :P Every troll I see,I write them on my listahan then I ipakita it to my mga kaibigan at school :P embarrising trolls over the world is my game :P Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

My Plant is dog shack words and my face could do no saging for two my fingers and turn the kusina light open the bilog of the weather channel. :) Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

The Y U NO GUY rap:

Yeah, he's really funny, he's really cool
He's the reason I have comebacks in my school.
He's not even afraid to diss Rebecca Black
And he's not afraid to be punched right back.
He's the Y U NO guy, that's what he is.
He's the reason why so many people are pissed.
His face be so groovy,
Like he had just drank a nagyelo smoothie.
But to me, he's awesome
But sometimes, he can be such a possum!! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

I loved that one movie where Michael Cera played a socially awkward teen.
Oh and the one where Will Smith plays a calm but tough black guy.
But who could forget the one where Samuel Jackson played the swearing badass black dude.
Almost as good as that movie where Sarah Jessica Parker plays a horse. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

omg yosi just ate my ipod
the annoying ornge is about to be the annoying kahel slices
Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

OMG TODAY I FOUND OUT THAT MY REAL THAT IS A.....CHEESBURGER O__O Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

my butt hurts
Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

NO YOSHI dont eat the tv aahhh great yoshi ate my tv
and the annoying kahel is still calling me mansanas IM NOT A APPLE!!! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Will anyone take this baby weegee I found and give him a home? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

melokoton came to meh house! Anyone wanna meet her? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Remember this:If you dont watch out,Yoshi will give you rabies! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

i just got my ears periced
Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

OMG the annoying kahel is in my room!! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Mario is eatin meh pizza! *sprays mario with pepper spray* Nobody better mess with my pizza! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Quick! Say something random!... Forget this place I'm going to the carnival! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

I GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Luigi came to my house again and he brought Yoshi with him! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. XD Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

i heard about this club.!
i heard its kinda funny. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Do you hate me?
Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

So I JUST cleaned my room and got it all nice and neat and organized, and I was standing there just gawking at it because my room hasn't been cleaned for a few weeks or so when my mom walks in...
"Hey, can we put some of your pillows and blankets on the floor for a while so I can change your kama sheets?"
-__- Is that ironic or what? That I cleaned my room willingly and my mom wanted to mess it up? Isn't it supposed to be the opposite? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Don't stuffy noses suck? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

yay, slander-man doesn't exists :D Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Badasses is gone... She was one of my closest mga kaibigan she was nice and kind to me and she helped me
Now she's gone
That's not right u got so many assholes on here and no matter how many times u ulat them they r still still
Yet the good ones the sweet ones get suspended
That's fucked up Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

hi.........wanna impress ur mga kaibigan in mathematics with ur magic power ,even though u may score less in the maths test every time.......... than follow the link link Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

LOL!
The user badasses got suspended again for the segundo time, and she was only back on Fanpop for a day.XDXDXDXD
Hopefully she's gone for good this time. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

why do u have to be such a bitch? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Cheese and bread!XD Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

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Turn it up make it LOUD on your radio!!!!

We are gonna dance everywhere we go!!!

Everybody knows

That's HOW WE ROLL!!! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

So happy cuz I posted my vids I made on youtube :D Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas