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Somewhere in Iraq

Johnny: *Walking through town square*
Narrator: The Middle East is filled with lots of beautiful desert, but it can be dangerous if you don't have enough water, or shelter.
ISIS Member: *Walking into a building with AK47's*
Narrator: It is also dangerous if you bump into the wrong people.
Johnny: *Runs into a dance club*
People: *Dancing to the music*
Johnny: Nice short cut. *Walking past the big crowd of people*
Narrator: Another agent was killed, and ISIS got their hands on an important flash drive. I was tasked to retrieve it.
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from the dance club behind them, and bashes their heads together*

Inside another building were madami men with guns.

Johnny: *Disguised as an ISIS member*
Narrator: Disguise? Check.
ISIS Member 94: *Plugs the flash drive into a computer*
Narrator: Flash drive? Check.
Johnny: *Walks towards the computer*
ISIS Member 94: *Looking at the computer screen*
ISIS Member 24: *Walks inside* mahlaan, alhusul ealaa akthr min hna!
ISIS Member 94: *Runs from the computer*
Johnny: *Opens a drawer, and finds another flash drive. He takes the flash drive out of the computer, and places the other one in*
Narrator: All without a hitch.
Johnny: *Walks out of the building*
ISIS Member 94: Dumb British tourist. *Gets back to the computer, and clicks the upload button*

To his surprise, instead of getting intel from the CIA, he saw pictures of his girlfriend in sexy clothing.

ISIS Members: *Looking at the computer screen, and laughing*
ISIS Member 94: Someone estola the Flashdrive with the CIA intel! Get out, and look for an intruder!!
ISIS Members: *Running out of the building*

They saw the two men that Johnny knocked out earlier.

ISIS Member 94: Wake up!
ISIS Members: *Get up*
ISIS Member 94: Did you see any Americans?
ISIS Members: No.
ISIS Member 94: Dammit! Where is he?!
Johnny: *Running towards a helicopter*
Ted: *In the Cockpit* Did you find it?
Johnny: *Shows Ted the flashdrive* We're good to go!
Ted: *Flies away*

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Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*


Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning

Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it*


Johnny: *Drifts left out of the parking garage*

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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*

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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*

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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*

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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*

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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*

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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his mesa with his feet on them*

Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane

Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*