Red Army Choir: Smuglianka

Theme song: link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns...

Sean is driving his Chrysler 300 with Blossom

Blossom: So, why are we leaving the school? Are you done for the day?
Sean: Not quite. There's one madami class I have to take.
Blossom: What's that?
Sean: Employment Transitions.
Blossom: What kind of a class is that?
Sean: It's only available for post-grads like me. After graduating, you can take an extra taon of high school, and it helps you prepare for being an adult.
Blossom: What's the job you're going to do?
Sean: Work at a child care center in Health Quest.
Blossom: That's cool. *Looks at an intersection* But you didn't put on your left blinker.
Sean:...

This is a listahan of cars that are going to be featured in the new Grand Theft Ponies 3 Roleplay. This takes place in 1995.

1974 Canterlot 705: link

1976 Canterlot 705: link

1995 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1995 Chevronet Calvary 2 door: link

1995 Chevronet Calvary 4 door: link

1991 Chevronet Camareo: link

1995 Chevronet Capri (Also available as a taxi): link

1995 Chevronet Corvette: link

1995 Chevonet Pearla (Also available as a police car): link

1995 Dodge Cobra: link

1995 Dodge Towtruck: link

1995 Dodge Truck: link

1989 EMW P3: link

1994 Flam Lightningbird: link

1975 Flam Tornado: link

1988 Flam Wrestler: link...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - bahaghari Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's bayani - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland ipakita - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.

Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter balutin Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - bahaghari Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's bayani - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland ipakita - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a puno stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. You look very adorable. I gotta take you to meet some friends....

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - bahaghari Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's bayani - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland ipakita - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.

Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* uy asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - bahaghari Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's bayani - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland ipakita - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and bahaghari Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.

Rainbow Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
Rainbow Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would you like to be my friend?
Rainbow Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - bahaghari Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's bayani - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland ipakita - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin.

Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two horses with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely sa pamamagitan ng their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and horn acted...

Song: link

Percy: I'm still sad that Bartholomew is no longer with us.
Jeff: He'll be back. He's getting his own spin off.
Jerry: *Blows his horn twice as he returns* Welcome back to our show. I'm Jerry from Trainz, and I'm your host for tonight. Six Shooters is on it's way now.

Announcer: Good morning New Jersey. We hope you're having a pleasant araw as we get some Rock N' Roll playing.

Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog & Windwakerguy430 Present

Six Shooters

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
Windwakerguy430 as Harry Penn
John Pankow as Captain Ford
Kristen kampanilya as Amy
Ashleigh Ball as Camryn...

Song: link

Sean: *Looks at a grey hedgehog who looks just like him* Your name wouldn't happen to be Sean too, would it?
Sean The Hedgehog: It is. What a pleasure to meet you. I'll be back, I gotta insult Saten Twist, because he's playing as Alex Trebek.
Gordon: *Standing near a yard tower*
Hawkeye: What are you doing?
Gordon: Waiting.
Hawkeye: For what?
Gordon: *Gets hit a 2 ton bag of salt* Wrong pony!!!!
Rainbow Dash: Sorry!
Double Scoop: Welcome back to the S.S.S.S. Our final two shows for the araw are...

Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG
My Little Pornstar - Rated TV-MA for Mature Audiences

Double Scoop:...

Song: link

Makenzie: *Blows her whistle twice*
Sean: *With Frank, and Martha* Looks like we made it just in time to watch Makenzie take off with her train, but everything, and everyone is still getting on.
Passengers: *Getting in the passenger cars*
Workmen: *Putting three coils of wire into a gondola*
Crane Operator: *Drops coal into the coal car*
Porter: *Putting mail into the mail car*

A boxcar was behind the mail car, and was being loaded with watches. Behind that, the segundo passenger car, and the caboose.

Frank: Can we hurry this up?
Sean: Sure. After all we have a tight budget.

Stop the song.

Everything,...

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 13: The Snowman

There was sixteen inches of snow in Frenchtown. All of the talking inanimate objects, and talking shapes were either happy, or extremely annoyed. Those who weren't annoyed had fun either building snowmen, snow angels, or having snowball fights...

After leaving The Nut House, Wayne was watching The Santa Clause with Miss. Heart.

Wayne: Honey.
Miss. Heart: Yes?
Wayne: Do you feel like we're lacking any decorations?
Miss. Heart: Not really. Why?
Wayne: *Looks around the house, seeing no pasko decorations* If we had any, we would have set them up sa pamamagitan ng now. I did tell you I was going to The Nut House tomorrow, right?
Miss. Heart: No.
Wayne: Well now I did. You wanna sumali me?
Miss. Heart: I can't. I have the library.
Wayne: Oh. Right. See you when you get back then.

Next day.

Mr. Nut: *Walks out of his bedroom, and goes to the balcony. He looks down...