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Near us were some bushes. Behind those bushes was Robotnik.

Robotnik: Nien! You can't have sex with her!
Sean: *Stops* Did you hear something?
Sexy: Yeah.
Robotnik: *Arrives* Sorry, taking back my girlfriend! *Kidnaps Sexy*
Sexy: What?!
Sean: Don't worry Sexy. I'll save you!
Decoe: Oh no you won't *Knocks out Sean*

So without me to save Sexy, how would she get out of this situation?

Sexy: *Tied up*
Robotnik: As you probably noticed, we have you hanging very high above the ground.
Sexy: And what are you going to do?
Robotnik: Drop you. If I can't have you, nobody can.
Sexy: Come on. I'm a pretty girl.
Robotnik: Don't you try any of that on me.
Sexy: You saw the good time I was having with Sean. Wouldn't you like to have that? The only other sexy girl I saw is Rouge, and she's dating Knuckles. Plus, I've got bigger boobs then her.
Robotnik: *Sighs* Yes I know. But it's worth losing all that to have you killed. *Releases rope*
Sexy: *Falling*
Robotnik: Hm. Why isn't she screaming?
Sexy: Good thing I came prepared *Grabs chaos emerald* Chaos control.
Robotnik: What?!
Sexy: *Knocks Robotnik onto floor* There's just one thing I'd like to know. Where is Sean?
Robotnik: Forget it. You'll never find him.
Sexy: I knew you would say something like that. *Knocks out Robotnik*

I was being held in a room guarded sa pamamagitan ng Shadow.

Sean: So Shadow. Had any good thoughts of Maria?
Shadow: Don't you dare mention her! She was the pag-ibig of my life until some pricks came, and killed her.
Sean: I just wanted to know. I could travel back to time, and get her for you.
Shadow: Yeah well, remember that first petsa you had with Sexy. It's going to be your last. *Grabs gun*
Sean: What are you doing?
Shadow: I'm going to do something that should've been done a long time ago.
Sexy: *arrives* Drop your gun!
Shadow: *turns around* Ahahaha. It's too late. Your boyfriend is going to die.

Or am I?

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I was laying on a sopa in my house. The only person there besides me was Sexy. She was sitting sa pamamagitan ng my side.

Sexy: Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?
Sean: Well there is one thing.
Sexy: Just tell me. I'll do whatever you want.
Sean: I would like you to give me a blowjob, and put your breasts around my dick while you suck on it.
Sexy: Okay. *Takes off dress, and has no clothing on*
Sean: You really look beautiful without anything on.
Sexy: *Giggles* If only it wasn't illegal to walk around town naked.
Sean: *Laughs*
Sexy: *Puts her breasts around Sean's dick. She moves them up,...
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Robotnik is trying to kill me, and Sexy.... Again.

Sean: Why are you trying to kill us?
Robotnik: Because you won't let me petsa that lady hedgehog.
Sexy: You want me dead, because you want to petsa me?
Robotnik: I want you dead, because I can't petsa you.
Sean: Sorry Doctor. Sexy loves me, and not you. It's something you're gonna have to live with.
Robotnik: I'll live with it alright. Once I kill you-
Sexy: *Shoots Robotnik*
Robotnik: *Falls asleep*
Sean: Did you shoot him with a tranquilizer?
Sexy: Yeah.

The floating machine that Robotnik was sitting in then went into autopilot, and took him back...
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 The kulay-rosas Volkswagen Bug
The pink Volkswagen Bug
Sexy was working at Rouge The Bat's Sexy Car Dealership. But the cars weren't sexy at all. Most of them were small cars painted pink, and had very poor reliability, meaning that they broke down easy.

Girl 41: *Looking around dealership*
Sexy: Hi. What can I help you with?
Girl 41: Yeah, do you have any Volkswagens?
Sexy: We have a 1955 Bug, I'll ipakita it to you.
Girl 41: *Excited* Perfect. Thank you.
Sexy: *Walks to the 1955 Beetle* Here you go. Average sexy car from Rouge's sexy car dealership. kulay-rosas paintjob, an engine with poor reliability, and only 21 horsepower.
Girl 41: The less horsepower,...
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I went to Rouge's Sexy car dealership, and wanted to talk to Rouge.

Rouge: We got Fiats, 70% off. All the poor reliability y'all could ask for.
Sean: *Walks in front of Rouge*
Rouge: Howdy.
Sean: Sexy tells me that you harassed her yesterday.
Rouge: I did not. She came up to me, and fucked my butt.
Sean: Don't lie to me. She says you sexually harassed her just so she could get madami money working for you.
Rouge: It was the other way around.
Sean: No it wasn't. Since you harassed my girlfriend, you will pay her madami money. Twice the rate of what she's currently getting.
Rouge: I can't do that....
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This is the entire fanfic posted in one article

It was a sunny araw in Mobius. Sexy was with her friends, Sean, Shadow, and Sonic. The four hedgehogs were having a picnic at the park

Sexy: *sets up blanket*
Sean: *sets up chairs*
Sonic: *carrying basket of food*
Shadow: *doing nothing*
Sean: uy Shadow? Do you mind helping us out here?
Shadow: Yes. Get to work my slaves.
Sean: *rolls eyes*
Sexy: Ok, everything is all set up.
Sonic: Sweet. I'm having a chili dog.
Sean: Me too.
Sexy: Same here.
Shadow: I'm not. I just came to see you set up. Chaos control *leaves*
Sonic: Wow. Shadow can be an ass...
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Previously, Shadow was making an attempt to kill me, but Sexy comes to the rescue

Sexy: Drop your gun, and let Sean out of that cage.
Shadow: Just because you're a girl doesn't mean I'm going to go easy on you.
Sexy: You don't have too. *Kicks Shadow*
Shadow: *drops gun*
Sexy: *dives for gun*
Shadow: *Pushes Sexy away from gun*
Sean: Come on Sexy, get him!
Sexy: *Punches Shadow*
Shadow: *Grabs Sexy's boobies*
Sexy: Uhm. *Staring at Shadow's hands* You did not just grab my breasts.
Shadow: What? They're huge.
Sexy: *Knocks out Shadow* Hang in there Sean, I'll save you. *grabs keys*
Robotnik: *Arrives...
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There was a fight going on in Robotnik's base. Robotnik was making plans to launch nuclear missiles at an orphanage, but me, Sonic, and Sexy weren't going to let that happen.

Robotnik: Get rid of those three hedgehogs immediately!
Nazi Captain: We are doing everything we can Mein Fuehrer. They have powerful weapons.
Robotnik: Then dodge their fire. It's very easy.
Nazi Captain: Jawohl. *Salutes* Heil Robotnik.
Robotnik: Get out there now!
Sean: *Shooting Nazis*
Sonic: There's a lot of them.
Sean: It's a good thing I got my machine gun.
Sexy: How much time do we have left?
Sean: *Checks watch* Seven...
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