South Park Article: Cartman V.S A.......CHICKEN! XD Part 1

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posted by CBFDFAN

Lunch Time In School
Cartman:Mmmmmm! i pag-ibig chicken *Bites of piece of chicken skin*
Kyle:*Eating chicken*mmmm yes it is...*swallows*
Kenny:Mm mmmm!!!(So good!!!)
And A Chicken is sitting at the window watching them eating chicken.
Chicken:REVENGE YOU ASSHOLES!!

School Ends
Cartman:Ahhh!!!! Need to shit need da SHIT!!
Stan:just go in that palumpong over there
Cartman:whew! thanks!
Cartman goes int bushes
Cartman:Ahhhh!!!
Chicken Pops Up
Cartman:WOW!!!
Chicken:You must die!!!
Cartman:O.O
Chicken:Fight!!!!!
Cartman:ummm not to be a buzz kill or anythin'...but can you see me craping?
Chicken:Oh....well take your time...Then DIE!!!!!!!!!!

2 hours later.....

Cartman:Whew! he's Gone!
Chicken pops up again
Cartman:Shit.
Chicken:FIGHT!!!!FOR EATING MY WIFE!!
Cartman:ok,it's just a chicken so this will be eas-*gets kicked in the balls*
Cartman:MY MAN HOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chicken:MWAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Cartman struggles getting up and gets punched in the face
Cartman:DUDE!!!!!OW!!
Chicke:Now you Die!!!*Smacks cartman in the head*
Cartman:ow......ugh...*passes out*

To Be Continued...........

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added by kennyfan-1

Source: south park studios

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Wendy Testaberger's Cussing Song.

posted by pompeybabe

Mrs. Landers was a health nut! She cooked pagkain in a wok!
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big
Cock-a-doodle-doodle! The rooster just won't quit!
And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like
Shih Tzus make good house pets! They're cuddly and sweet!
Monkeys aren't good to have 'cause they like to beat their
Meeting in the office, or meeting in the hall!
The boss, he wants to see you so you can suck his
Balzac was a writer! He lived with Allen Funt!
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a
Contaminated water can really make you sick!
Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your
Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck
And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying ****!"

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tuktok Ten Reasons You Know Your Obsessed With South Park

posted by founten

10.) You can see a screencap and instantly name the episode it's from.

9.) When watching a new episode you can tell which characters are voiced sa pamamagitan ng Matt and which are voiced sa pamamagitan ng Trey.

8.) you understand every word Kenny says.

7.) You own the movie on madami then one format

6.) You talk like Terrance and Phillip whenever you see a Canadian.

7.) you know Ike's birth name

6.) You know what "Time Warped" is.

5.) You have a youtube account filled with South Park videos, your user icon is your tagahanga made character and you are currantly a character in a tagahanga made South Park spin-off.

4.) You were so exited when...

Captain Wendy

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Viking Red

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1x01 'Cartman Gets an Anal Probe'

added by jlhfan624

Source: Comedy Central

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South Park Meets Saved sa pamamagitan ng the kampanilya (Conclusion)

posted by GenImagination

Butters and Al Gore are walking up the stairs to get to Butters room.

Al Gore: "Little boy...aren't you suppose to be at school?"
Butters: "YEA! But my parents went to California. They won't be back for 3 days."
Al Gore: "Ok...fair enough. What is your name anyway?"
Butters: "BUTTERS!"

Butters opens the door and sits down in his computer chair. Al Gore sits on a beanbag.

Al Gore: "Butters...what is it about Al Gore that you like so much?"
Butters: "When I heard you created the Internet on YouTUBE you became a God to me."
Al Gore: "Precisely what I am. God."
Butters: "YEA! Cause without you I wouldn't...