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Token:We Should Be There sa pamamagitan ng Now. Maybe We Missed A Turn. I Guess I Should Have Taken A...Wait A Minute.
Token:Let's Go This Way!
Token:Come On, Phillipe! It's A Shortcut. We'll Be There In No Time!
Token:This Can't Be Right. Where Have You Taken Us, Phillipe? We'd Better Turn Around...And...Whoa...Whoa Boy, Whoa Phillipe. Oh, Oh! Look Out!
Token:Back Up! Back Up! Back Up! Good Boy, Good Boy. That's Good, That's--Back Up! Steady. Steady! uy Now. Steady. Phillipe? Oh No! Help! Is Someone There?
Token:Hello? Hello?
Kyle:Old Fellow Must Have Nawawala His Way In The Woods.
Butters:Keep Quiet! Maybe He'll...

SFG- *smacks forehead* I'm sick of these stupid questions...
Kyle- OMG! Cartman, what did you ask?!!?
Cartman- Me?!?! how about you!
SFG- No, guys. Here's the question: YouTube or not?
Cartman and kyle- YES! *turn to each other* HEY!
SFG- *smacks forhead again* I'm REALLY sick of these two...
Cartman- Hey, uy Micks!
SFG- *sighs* What?Cartman- What did you say to Kyle the other day?
SFG- nothing. I just asked him to answer the tanong honestly. Now, I want resoning in this answer. Cartman, why do you say yes to YouTube?
Cartman- It may be a pain, like Kyle, but its useful, unlike Kyle.
Kyle- .....-_-...

Trey Parker:Once Upon A Time, In A Faraway Land, Young Prince Kyle Lived In A Shining Castle. Although He Had Everything His puso Desired, The Prince Was Spoiled, Selfish And Unkind. But Then, One Winter's Night, An Old Beggar Woman Came To The kastilyo And Offered Him A Single Rose In Return For Shelter From The mapait Cold. Repulsed sa pamamagitan ng Her Haggard Appearance, The Prince Sneered At The Gift And Turned The Old Woman Away, But She Warned Him Not To Be Deceived sa pamamagitan ng Appearances, For Beauty Is Found Within. And When He Dismissed Her Again, The Old Woman's Ugliness Melted Away To Reveal A Beautiful...

Kenny:Heh! Oh Boy! Wendy's Gonna Get The Surprise Of Her Life, Huh Clyde.
Clyde:Yep. This Is Her Lucky Day!
Clyde:I'd Like To Thank You All For Coming To My Wedding. But First, I Better Go In There And...Propose To The Girl!
(Pip, Jimmy And The Others Laugh)
(Shelly, Red And Annie Cry)
Clyde:Now, You Kenny. When Belle And I Come Out That Door--
Kenny:Oh I Know, I Know!
Clyde:Not Yet!
Kenny:Sorry!
Wendy:Clyde, What A Pleasant...Surprise.
Clyde:Isn't It Though? I'm Just Full Of Surprises. You Know, Wendy. There's Not A Girl In Town Who Wouldn't pag-ibig To Be In Your Shoes. This Is The Day... This Is The Day...

“Come on! Come on!” I whined as I flipped through the shows on my TV. “Oh for the pag-ibig of God, how much longer!?”
    “Are you still waiting for the new South Park episodes?” asked my mom, entering my room.
    “Mom, you don’t understand! I’ve been waiting for the segundo half of season fourteen to come out for five months now,” I said. “Every araw time is slowing down. It’s like…waiting for Christmas…times a thousand.”
    “You’re just going to have to be patient until October sixth,” my mom told me...

Here are some reasons why I think South Park is great. Enjoy!

1. Matt and Trey do all the voices except the female characters and Token, Towelie, hoodless Kenny and guests.

2. It has never been cancelled since it premiered in 1997.

3. Matt and Trey, the creators of the show, also do voices, direct, often provide music, are in direct contact with the animators, and much more.

4. The average episode takes six days to make, before the Wednesday it airs. Exceptions to this would be the first episodes and ones that take longer to animate, like "Major Boobage".

5. A lot of the characters are based on...

Twelve years nakaraan I sat at a mga kaibigan house, doing my best to stay awake. We were waiting for midnight, for the very first episode of South Park to air. I can still remember how excited I was, this ipakita was supposed to be funnier and madami vulgar than "Beavis and Butthead" or "Ren and Stimpy". Which at the time were considered to be the "bad cartoons" that kids would watch behind their parents back.

As everyone knows the first episode was about Cartman getting an anal probe. That was a big deal at the time. Parents freaked out about the show, kids were banned from wearing South Park merchandise...

Lunch Time In School
Cartman:Mmmmmm! i pag-ibig chicken *Bites of piece of chicken skin*
Kyle:*Eating chicken*mmmm yes it is...*swallows*
Kenny:Mm mmmm!!!(So good!!!)
And A Chicken is sitting at the window watching them eating chicken.
Chicken:REVENGE YOU ASSHOLES!!

School Ends
Cartman:Ahhh!!!! Need to shit need da SHIT!!
Stan:just go in that palumpong over there
Cartman:whew! thanks!
Cartman goes int bushes
Cartman:Ahhhh!!!
Chicken Pops Up
Cartman:WOW!!!
Chicken:You must die!!!
Cartman:O.O
Chicken:Fight!!!!!
Cartman:ummm not to be a buzz kill or anythin'...but can you see me craping?
Chicken:Oh....well take your time...Then...