Spike Fave spike quote/ scene

amazondebs posted on Dec 12, 2007 at 06:47PM
I love how funny and witty spike is and i think he has some of the best quotes in Buffy and Angel i can't pick one quote from this scene but i love this little monologue in Angel 1x3 in to the dark when he's mimicking angel and a victim he saved Victem in high voice, angel in low voice.

Spike in high voice: “How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing? (low voice) No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I’m just a biiiig, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. (Victem steps closer to Angel, and Angel steps back warding her off with his hands) No, not the hair! Never the hair! (high voice) But there must be someway I can show my appreciation. (low voice) No, helping those in need’s my job, - and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough! (high voice) I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so… (low voice) Say no more. Evil’s still afoot! And I’m almost out of that Nancy-boy hair-gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!”

Anyway that my fave spike scene/quote whats yours?

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sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas ztara said…
you had to quote the whole thing didn't you! you didn't put neally enough 'i's in 'biiiiiiig'

let me see a good quote...

*as buffy ties him to a chair*
SPIKE -bloody hell woman your cutting off my circulation
BUFFY -you dont have any circulation
SPIKE -well...it pinches
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas amazondebs said…
ha ha ha okay what about once more with feel

"i hope she dies
i'm free if that bitch dies...
i better help her out"
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas em_em said…
There are just so many!
but ...

'I may be loves bitch. but at least i'm man enought to admit it!'

gotta love that one and his expression when he says it. james masters is just amazing!!!
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sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas amazondebs said…
o a complete classic

spike: it's a
angel: don't say it
spike: it's a
angel: don't
spike: it's a wee little puppet man
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas em_em said…
love it!
gotta have

Spike: It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big.

love the whole spike, angel relationship always taking the piss.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas amazondebs said…
*massive angel and spike fight*
Angel:Is this really the destiny that was meant for you? Do you even really want it? Or is it that you just want to take something away from me?

Spike: bit of both (dramatic music as spike drinks from the cup) it's mountain dew
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas em_em said…
when he is talking to Anya and she keeps talking about sleeping with him. goes something like this not word for word I dont think

Spike: you're like a dog with a bone.
Anya: so?
Spike: its MY bone! drop it!
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas amazondebs said…
*angel gives spike a questioning look*
spike: what? I'm listening *opens briefcase* with beer
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sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Kirsty said…
Lol! I love the "who saved the world better" speech, goes like this I believe

A: I helped save the world, you know.
S: Like I haven't.
A: Yeah, but I've done it alot more.
S: Oh, god.
A: Closed the hellmouth-
S: I've done that!
A: Yeah, you wore a necklace! I helped kill the Mayor and (something) and-
S: Do those really count as saving the world?
A: I stopped Acothla (sp?), that saved the world.
S: Buffy ran you through with a sword!
A: Yeah, but I made her do it. I signalled her with my eyes.
S: She. Killed you! pause - I helped her, that one counts as mine.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Kirsty said…
Oh wait, I just thought of another!

Spike: What's Buffy thinking? Honestly!
Angel: She doesn't exactly have the best taste in men, case in point.
S: Hey! *looks hurt* I think I turned out alright!
A: Yeah! Once she got through with you.
S: I wasn't the one living in alleys, rubbing rat filth all over my face. If we're talking projects, you're her Sistine Chapel.
A: I wasn't a project!
S: Well neither was I! pause - Can't we just...lock her away in a box?
A: *thinking about it* I don't think she'd let us, I mean, she's pretty strong.
S: We could do a spell? Some sort of mind control?
A: Eh, she'd figure it out, I mean, she's pretty smart.
S: Yeah...

sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Joker said…
Still love the "Out for a walk...bitch" from the Buffy quotes best but this little exchange is good.

Xander: "I'm looking for something in a broadsword."
Spike: "Don't be swingin' that thing near me."
Xander: "Hey, I happen to be-"
Spike: "A glorified bricklayer?"
Xander: "I'm also a swell bowler."
Anya: "Has his own shoes."
Spike: "The gods themselves do tremble."

sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas amazondebs said…
hahahaha wheres that from joker?

buffy-i bet he's just got them locked up in the old factory
spike*scoffs* what kind of idiot do you take me for?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas TheCountess said…
I'm almost ashamed to say it, but I've never seen an episode of 'Angel'. Sounds like there was a lot of hilarious stuff in there.
The thing that always sticks in my mind is the comment that Spike made about people being "walking Happy Meals", along with some of the already quoted ones above.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas amazondebs said…
you should really watch some there all the episodes up to 3x09 on the site
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Joker said…
The Countess - watch Angel, it's essential.

amazondebs - That quote's from The Gift.

Here's another from This Years Girl:

Spike: "Is this bird after you?"
Xander: "In a bad way, yeah."
Spike: "Tell you what I'll do then. I'll head out, find this girl, tell her exactly where you are and then watch...as she kills you. Can't any one of your damn little Scooby club at least try to remember that I HATE you all? Just because I can't do the damage myself doesn't stop me from aiming a loose cannon your way. And here I thought the evening be dull."
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sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas fayevcmiller said…
All the best ones have been mentioned but this is also quite funny:

Spike: Oh listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy boy accent. You Englishmen are always so... Bloody hell! Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks. Oh God. I'm English
Giles: Welcome to the nancy tribe.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas amazondebs said…
agreed joker angel is brill!
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SpikeLuve said…
Spike: Speakin' of little Buff, I ran into her recently. Your name didn't come up. Although, she has been awful busy jumpin' the bones of the very first lunkhead who came along. Good-lookin' fella. Used her shamelessly. She is cute when she's hurting

Spike: To coin a popular Sunnydale phrase, "Duh."

AND the best conversation between Angel and Spike

Spike: So that's it, then. I really am going to burn.
Angel: Welcome to the club.
Spike: Well, least I got company, eh? You and me, together again. Hope and Crosby. Stills and Nash. Chico and the ...
Angel: Yeah, are we done?
Spike: Never much for small talk, were you? Always too busy trying to perfect that brooding block of wood mystique. God, I love that.
Angel: Not as much as I loved your nonstop yammering.
Spike: The way you always had to be the big swingy, swaggerin' around, barkin' orders.
Angel: Never listening.
Spike: Always interrupting.
Angel: And your hair. What color do they call that? Radioactive?
Spike: Never much cared for you, Liam, even when we were evil.
Angel: Cared for you less.
Spike: Fine.
Angel: Good.
[long pause]
Angel: There was one thing about you.
Spike: Really?
Angel: Yeah, I never told anybody about this, but I-I liked your poems.
Spike: You like Barry Manilow.


sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SG1-090 said…
(Angel decapitates Hainsley and Spike's ghostly head shows)
Spike: Oh, bollocks. I was just getting warmed up.
Angel: That was you hitting me?
Spike: That last bit, yeah. Hainsley's been dead since he hit the table.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SG1-090 said…
Angel: I'm in a meeting Spike.
Spike: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't care.

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Spike: It was a long time ago. He was a young Watcher, fresh out of the academy, when we crossed paths. It was a, what-you-call, battle of wills...and blood was spilled. Vendettas were sworn. It was a whole--
Fred: My God...you're so full of crap.
Spike: Yeah. Okay

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Spike: Vampire ghost here, you sod. I bloody well invented 'afraid of the dark.

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<Sorry i know this is Angel not spike but it's so funny i had to add =D>
Gunn: Got it. The dark soul.
Angel: What's it say?
Gunn: Not a lot. There are over thirty two hundred references, four of them are about you.
Angel: What!? Give me that.
Wesley: This is getting us nowhere.
Angel: Well that's not fair, I didn't even have a soul when I did that.

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Angel: (Angel on phone) You took my Viper.
Spike: My Viper now, mate. Possession's nine-tenths. Oughta know that, runnin' a law firm and such

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Spike: At least give me Wesley's office, I mean, since he's gone.
Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence.
Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you!
Harmony: Well, that explains a lot.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SG1-090 said…
AND my personal favourite! =D It's just so HILARIOUS - this kinda thing is why Spikes my favourite! =D <33333333333


Woman: Thank you! Thank you! That thing was going to kill me.
Spike: Well, what do you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood? I got half a mind to kill you myself, you halfwit.
Woman: What?
Spike: I mean, honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? Take two steps, break your bloody ankle.
Woman: I was just trying to get home.
Spike: Well, get a cab, you moron. And on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don't get in the van. Stupid cow.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas NikaDawson said…
I love when somebody ask Angel who Spike is in the second episode of Angel season five and Spike replies with 'I'm his date.'

I love almost every moment with Spike and Angel, they just seem to play off each other.

Hmm, favorite quotes. There are so many that I love.

I thought of one. 'What's a matter Watcher, you're life flash before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea.'
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Doctor_Who said…
Like, SG1-090 and Kirsty, i love the "out for a walk... bitch" quote and the "Thank you!" quote. I liked the following as well, as it has to do with my username, lol:
Andrew: You’re English, right?

Spike: Yeah…

Andrew (proud): I’ve seen every episode of Dr Who!…Not Red Dwarf, though, 'cause…(fumbles for an excuse)
Jonathan: Cause it’s not out yet on DVD.
Andrew: Right… cause it’s not out… on DVD.
Spike: WARREN!!
THESE TWO, however, are my all time favorites:

Spike: ...I love you.
Buffy: Oh my God...
Spike: No-Hey- look at me! I-LOVE-YOU. You're all I blood think about... dream about. You're in my throat... my gut... I'm drownin' in ya Summers, I'm drownin' in ya.

Awwww.... <3
And here's the next pne:

Andrew: I spy with my little eye something that begins with a T
Spike: Tapestry.
Andrew: That's good. How did you..
Spike: Tapestry's the only thing in this whole bloody room.

lol.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Saul_Mikoliunas said…
Spike: I don't like to brag... Oh who am I kidding; I love to brag.

Spike: I've known you for two minutes and I can't stand you. I don't really feature you living forever.

Joyce: Have we met?
Spike: You hit me with an axe one time. Remember? "Get the hell away from my daughter"

Spike: You know you take the killing for granted. And then it's gone. And you're like, I wish I'd appreciated it more. Stopped and smelled the corpses.

Spike: Someone wasn't worthy!

I had to google half of them to get the quote's exactly right but these are some more of my favourite's that haven't already been mentioned. I think "Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch." Is my all time favourite. Simple, yet effective!
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sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas spikes_girl said…
can't remember the beginning, but this one...

spike (to buffy): and i never really liked you anyway, and you have stupid hair! *stalks off*

riley: what are you doing?
spike: what, me? i'm um..what are you doing here?
riley: looking for the girl who's gonna kick your ass when she finds out you were in her bedroom.
spike: yeah? well...me too!

and there are lots more but i'd have to think!
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas sophdoph42 said…
laugh
Lol they are all good! What about this one from Tabula Rasa in season 6 of Buffy?
Giles: What did I call you?
Spike: Oh um...( reading off inside of stolen suit jacket)"Made with care for Randy"
Randy Giles?!! Why not just call me Horny Giles or Desperate-for-a-shag Giles? I knew there was a reason I hated you!
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Buffygirl1988 said…
heart
"Out.For.A.Walk...Bitch!"

"Poor little watcher, did your life flash before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, nearly had a shag, cuppa tea"

"The other, less pleasant Buffy"
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Bloody_Obsessed said…
Lol no on put this yet so I shall...it is from the third episode of Angel
"That's it, no more partners. I'm on my own from now on. Yeah. Lone wolf. Soul survivor. That's right, here comes Spike, the biggest, baddest mother--" Sunlight hits him in the head and his hair goes on fire*"I really hope they kill each other"
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas spikelover150 said…
This is my favorite probably because Spike is so distrot over Dru leaving him that he is drunk and pathetic and i just wanted to hug him so badly..LOL.-"So, we got to Brazil, and she was... she was just different. I gave her everything - beautiful jewels, beautiful dresses with beautiful girls in them, but nothing made her happy. And she would flirt! I caught her on a park bench, making out with a chaos demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers. They're disgusting."
-Lover's Walk Season 3