Here are the tuktok five Stanley Quotes

Stanley Hudson - "I wake up every morning in a kama that’s too small, drive my daughter to a school that’s too expensive and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little. But on pretsel Day? Well, I like pretsel Day…"

Stanley Hudson - "That little girl is a child! I don’t want to see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do you understand? Boy have you Nawawala your mind? Cuz I’ll help you find it! Whatchoo looking for? Ain’t nobody out there can help you! Hesus can come through that door and he’s not gonna help you if you...