Funny Admiral Ackbar wolpeyper

Big Joe was standing sa pamamagitan ng a bridge going over a stream. He was making sure everyone evacuated safely.

Little Joe: *Stops susunod to Big Joe*
Big Joe: Where's Kelly?
Little Joe: Still in the barn.
Corporal Baledin: He's with that Imperial officer.
Big Joe: *Hears an Orbital Strike land near him* The three minutos are up! I gotta get Kelly out of there quickly! *Runs back to the barn*

Inside the barn

Kelly: *Picks up the Colonel*
Big Joe: *Runs inside* Kelly! Half of the Imperials are on our tail, and Bob's dropping madami orbital strikes on us! What the hell are you doing?!
Kelly: Looking after the Colonel....

Obi-Wan: *Kneeling as he waits in the storage area of a Victory 2 Class Frigate*
Lieutenant Von Hapen: Coruscant is not far away. Slow down.
Boy 56: *Watching three Frigates come towards the planet with two bituin Destroyers*
Lieutenant Von Hapen: Send the Tie Bombers.

Dozens of Tie Bombers flew out of the bituin Destroyers, to assist the Frigates with attacking Coruscant.

Boy 28: *Walks towards the other boy with two other children*
Boy 56: Tie Fighters!
Boy 28: Rubbish, those aren't fighters. They're Tie Bombers.
Boy 56: They are Tie Fighters, look! *Pointing at the Tie Bombers*
Tie Pilot 19: apoy a homing...