On the first araw of Christmas,
My true pag-ibig gave to me,
A ’67 Chevrolet.

On the segundo araw of Christmas,
My true pag-ibig gave to me,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the third araw of Christmas,
My true pag-ibig gave to me,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the fourth araw of Christmas,
My true pag-ibig gave to me,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the fifth araw of Christmas,
My true pag-ibig gave to me,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the sixth araw of Christmas,
My true pag-ibig gave to me,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the seventh araw of Christmas,
My true pag-ibig gave to me,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the eighth araw of Christmas,
My true pag-ibig gave to me,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the ninth araw of Christmas,
My true pag-ibig gave to me,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the tenth araw of Christmas,
My true pag-ibig gave to me,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the eleventh araw of Christmas,
My true pag-ibig gave to me,
Eleven hex boxes,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the twelfth araw of Christmas,
My true pag-ibig gave to me,
Twelve freaky ghosts,
Eleven hex boxes,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet!