The Elder Scrolls Online Article: Funny Argonian Names

posted by glelsey

Here is a listahan of silly character name suggestions that follows the naming tradition for Argonians. For people who want to reveal their guilty pleasures and bad habits to the online world:

Always-Needs-Coffee

Always-Wants-Chocolate

Angry-With-Everyone

Bites-Their-Nails

Can't-Parallel-Park

Doesn't-Exercise-Enough

Doesn't-Understand-Gravity

Farts-In-Public

Forces-A-Smile

Forgets-To-Flush

Jumps-On-Beds

Laughs-At-Self

Listens-To-Bieber

Logged-In-Today

Makes-Bad-Jokes

Makes-Punny-Jokes

No-Social-Life

Not-Dead-Yet

Pelts-With-Mudballs

Picks-Their-Nose

Plays-With-Fire

Pretends-To-Care

Really-Hates-Mondays

Repeats-For-Emphasis

Runs-On-Mount

Runs-With-Scissors

Scratches-Their-Butt

Sleeps-With-Plushies

Socks-With-Sandals

Spends-Life-Gaming

Walks-Around-Aimlessly

Watches-Reality-TV

Wears-Crocs-Unironically

Wears-Sunglasses-Indoors

If you can think of any madami funny names for Argonians, please feel free to add them in the comments section. Thanks!

glelsey Here are a few more that are personal to me, if I were to make an Argonian alt (or another Argonian character on any Elder Scrolls game, for that matter): Addicted-To-Cheese Allergic-To-Chlorine Apologises-A-Lot Doesn't-Like-Olives Friend-Of-Thieves Leeroys-At-Enemies Listens-To-Jazz Loves-Her-Gryphon Not-Very-Tall Obsessed-With-Nirnroot Panics-Too-Much Performs-On-Stage Picks-Your-Pocket Plays-Adventure-Games Runs-From-Guards Steals-From-Barrels Still-Watches-Cartoons Worships-Tim-Schafer

glelsey Five years later and I literally just made an Argonian alt on ESO! Her name is Dropped-Your-Nirnroot.