heyy can some 1 plz give me tipz on how 2 tease or spike my hair bc my hair iz super thick and it likez 2 b a asong babae and stayz puffy 4 like 2 sec PLZZZZ helppp meee!!!!!!!!!

Your hair's short, right?
Have you ever tried 2 use gel or mousse? If not, try and put a bit of it in your hair. The good thing is, you don't have to bother if it looks perfect or not. You just have to make your hair look messy. Like... Well, like bed-hair, you know? Then just fix a few bangs and voila! Your hair looks sexy, cute... Whatever you want it to look like.
Good luck with it, honey <3