The Hunger Games || CRACK

when i walk on sa pamamagitan ng girls be looking like, he gonna die. i need to be fed luckily my job is to make the bread. this is how i roll pants on apoy outta control. i'm that fool with the strong asno arms, when the cameras go up i turn on my charms. girl look at that body. (3 times)
i bake bread! girl look at that body (3 times) i bake bread! when i walk outside this is what i see, Katniss Everdeen is looking at me, i got a loaf in my hand and i ain't afraid to throw it, ( 4 times) i'm peeta and i know it! ( 4 times) when im at the games im painted like a rock trying to survive the days. when im in a...

Gale just shrugged his shoulders and moved towards the bottle. He spun it.

And it landed on…

Johanna Mason.

Johanna raised an eyebrow as she saw Gale's devilish look. Though his look wasn't directed at her.

"Truth or dare?"

"Dare," Johanna said, not hesitating.

Gale smiled a oh-I-have-a-plan-forming-in-this-brilliant-mind-of-mine-and-oh-no-one-knows-what-I'm-planning-and-oh-I'm-so-freaking-awesome-and-smart smile.

"Come on, what take you so long?" Cato yawned.

"I dare you… to give Peeta a lap dance."

Peeta paled immediately and looked at Johanna with terrified eyes.

Johanna smiled and got on her...

Hi! (: This is a parody I wrote. This is set in Peeta's pov right after the 74th hunger games(:

Now and then I think of when we were in that cave.
When you ran and got the medicine so I wouldn't die.
Waited so long for you to notice me,
but you and haymitch went and lied to me.
Now I wish i hadn't have survived

Some victors get addicted to drinks or morphling.
But im only addicted to what I thought, What I thought we were.

So after the games, when we were on that train,
and you sinabi that things would be the same,
before any of these games ever happened.

But you didn't have to cut me off,
Pretend our love...

For English class not too long ago, we had to write our own Shakespearean sonnet, since we were at the time going to start pagbaba Othello. I wasn't too sure what to write for my sonnet, but after thinking about it for a long time, I got the idea to write a sonnet based on The Hunger Games. I had an idea to write a sonnet of Rue's death, since it is such an emotional scene. I wrote it as if Katniss was speaking to Rue. I wanted to share it with you fellow Hunger Games fans... I hope you like it!




When I look upon thy young fading life

Thou see the light escaping from your eyes

Begging for the end...

"Let's play truth or dare!"

Gale raised one of his eyebrows and looked at the excited looking Peeta with a disdainful look. "Truth or dare? What are you, a twelve taon old girl?"

"Hey!" both Prim and Rue said, looking at Gale with death glares.

"Actually, I'd pag-ibig to play truth or dare!" Katniss declared and sat down susunod to a shirtless Finnick, trying to form a circle.

"Oh... yeah, me too!" Gale agreed immediately, looking at Katniss with a soft, loving expression.

Peeta snorted at him. "Dude, you're so pathetic."

Peeta then turned to sit susunod to Katniss, shaking with excitement, and tried to make...