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posted by ThatDamnLlama
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Top 20 Dwight Schrute Quotes:

1. When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
2. I am faster than 80% of all snakes.
3. I don’t care what Jim says, that is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure.
4. I don’t believe you, continue.
5. Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also,...
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This is a completely factual and accurate genealogical account of the Schrute family line. It is based on first hand information from Dwight Kurt Schrute, obtained during the filming of a documentary. The names, dates, locations and all other information may be made up, but the rest is the absolute truth.
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Effie Margaret Elderstein was the only child of wealthy German factory owners. She was a quiet and plain young woman, who had many suitors, but little interest in any of them. When...
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posted by greekthegeek
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 Kevin is so awesome he needs tights.
Kevin is so awesome he needs tights.
Okay so we know Kevin as dull,shows no intrest, and has a lack of motovation. But he's AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's even madami than that, even if you don't know it! He's got a good taste in food, he's got funny jokes, and is very intresting.

You see, Kevin maybe "big" but he's got a good taste in food. In "Office Olympics" he got the most amount of M&M in his/her mouth. Who doesn't pag-ibig M&M's?! They're good and chocolatey! He also loves noodles! I know I pag-ibig noodles (especially ramen Noodles). He also likes do drink (who doesn't besides me?) He also likes Angela's...
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I always considered myself a different kind of girl. Mostly because I always got treated differently, sa pamamagitan ng my family, sa pamamagitan ng my peers and even my teachers. When I was younger, I always felt like the outsider; the one no one would ever listen to or understand, always ignored, always picked last for a game, ridiculed in anything I sinabi and did, with no one ever giving me a chance to ipakita my full potential.

I was the odd one. I was a black sheep. I know a thing or two about how it feels to be the butt of a joke, being at the mercy of those people called “popular” and “normal”. Too bad all those...
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posted by 75Claudia
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Jim: Michael has asked Pam and me to hapunan at least 9 times. And every time we’ve been able to get out of it. But I’ve got to give him credit, he got me. Because I’m starting to suspect that there was no assignment from corporate.

That was the first laugh for me. Poor Jim was caught off guard. Michael was very much Michael when he faked the call to corporate. I find it funny that Kevin and Creed seem to buy it without question. lol

This was a great come back episode though I am not sure that I was left wanting madami because it was so long since the last episode or because it was such a...
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posted by Snerkie
Right well I like looking at everything online and I stumble upon a lot of clothing and noticed some Office themed ones so thought I'd post for the fans what I've found :) (I know "That's What She Said" isn't created sa pamamagitan ng The Office but it's sinabi a lot so yeah)

That's What She Said
Price: $20.95-$22.95
Sizes: Male S-3XL : Female S-XL
Where at: link

That's What She Said
Price: $16.95-$18.45
Sizes: Male S-3XL : Female S-XL
Where at: Snorgtees (link and link)

That's What She Said
Price: $17.99
Sizes: Male S-3XL : Female S-L
Where at: Busted Tees (link and link)

Schrute's Beet Farm
Price:...
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 Jenna Fischer and James Gunn
Jenna Fischer and James Gunn
If you are anything like me, you were both shocked and upset when you heard that Jenna Fischer was seperating from her husband of six years, writer/director James Gunn. The couple released a statement, which was short and simple but revealed multitudes about their relationship. "We have chosen to separate. We are sorry for any pain this causes family and friends. The enthusiasm we have expressed for each other's lives, spirits and careers is real – we have been each other's cheerleader and friend during the past six years and continue to be so now and in the future."

When I began watching...
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posted by goalstopper
 Cast of one of the greatest TV shows this century.
Cast of one of the greatest TV shows this century.
As I did with Scrubs, i will state why I pag-ibig this show. The main reason is the characters. I don't know how I would live without knowing characters like Michael,Dwight or Andy. I know their are many nerds (Dwight),smart ass(Andy) and jackass(Michael) in the world but none quite like them. As I have written in one of my other soapboxes how there are different Office viewers. well I am definitely a comedy watcher. I can't wait to see Jim prank Dwight, Andy or Michael's pompous behavior or Dwight or Creed's weirdness. My paborito part of the ipakita are the talking heads. that when the true comedy comes out. I like the Dwangela and Jam's as much as the susunod person, but I pag-ibig the characters more.
Hi fanpoppers,

Be pre warned…. This IS a spoiler post!

This is posted over at TWop Forum, the spoilers were posted sa pamamagitan ng a guy named Jeremy Goodwin. SO full credit to him! I was just so excited to read this I had to share with all you guys!!

OKAY it reads :

Jeremy Goodwin

Okay, you got me, since this is the spoilers thread after all, here is what I saw:

1. Michael is struggling heavily with the run as Phyllis and Bob Vance jog by. They talk to him for a segundo but he waves them on.

2. Michael is now sitting on the ground looking completely miserable as most of the rest of the cast runs by.

3. One of...
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posted by bwright
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These are in no particular order.

Michael: It was a crime of passion Jan, not a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled.


Dwight: Every araw for eight years I have brought pepper spray into this office to protect myself and my fellow employees and for eight years people have laughed at me. Well, who's laughing now? (Eyes teared up as effect of pepper sprady)


Dwight:No, don't call me a hero. Do you know who the real bayani are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs and get a distress call from the commissioner and take off their glasses and change into...
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posted by lexabuti
It wasn't really established whether or not the insurance agent was 'mafia' or not. He actually seemed like an insurance agent, because when it comes to Dwight, Michael and Andy, they usually can blow a simple solution out of proportion.

The one thing we as people learn over the years is that you don't mess with a newlywed couple on their honeymoon, no matter how dire the situation is. I am sure Jim and Pam were well aware that Michael would find a way to interrupt their time away, I think Jim dealt with it the best. Usually when you are trying to cut someone off you pretend as though you are...
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 Looks familiar, right?
Looks familiar, right?
Like most Office fans, I was enthralled sa pamamagitan ng the early series chemistry between Jim and Pam. It was a huge part of why I started watching the show. However, since they've started dating, I feel like their relationship has Nawawala some of it's appeal to me. OK, I'll be honest: It's Nawawala all of it's appeal.

I feel like the writers are struggling to keep things interesting. The hint of a marriage proposal mere months after getting them together seems to me like a desperate attempt at creating some kind of drama/suspense in an otherwise drama/suspense-free relationship.

It's a problem that has plagued...
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Rumours have been swirling in the medical world of a new and extremely catching disease: Officeonitis. Cases are popping up around the globe, faster than would be believed possible. Scientists are working frantically for a cure, but so far, none has been found, and numbers of those willing to try are dwindling as madami and madami succomb to this sickness.

It presents itself in a mild to serious case of obsessive behaviour. Those infected are known to spend hours every araw on web sites, trying to satisfy their hunger for madami Office news. Withdrawal results in daydreaming, the inability to concentrate,...
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I found a song that I think would be great to put along with a siksikan fanvid. So here it is, along with the lyrics. My suggestions are in parentheses & italics.

Michael Buble - Everything lyrics

You're a falling star, You're the get away car.
You're the line in the sand when I go too far.
You're the swimming pool, on an August day.
And you're the perfect thing to say.

And you play it coy, but it's kinda cute.
Ah, When you smile at me you know exactly what you do. (Insert an adorable Pam smile here, possibly followed sa pamamagitan ng an adorable Jim smile)
Baby don't pretend, that you don't know it's true.
Cause...
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posted by 75Claudia
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I have an activity in mind that I think you will all enjoy (TWSS) ... oh yes I am going to keep it up all week ( TWHS)

lol

I am in the midst of making a super cool Office Fandom Vid and I need your help!

I would like to invite you all to sumali the fun.

To participate all you need to do is send me through a youtube link or email me at claudia.bianchi@carter-spencer.com with movie file.

The clip you send me should have you quoting your fave That's what SHE sinabi line!!

Be sure to complete the phrase with the famous That's what SHE said!

I will then mash the clips together with a little movie magic.

So...
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posted by jamfan4
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I am fully aware that chel1395 already wrote an artikulo like this. I thought it was brilliant, so I wanted to write my own. I am not taking credit for her idea in any way, shape, or form. I just thought it was a great one, so I am Pagsulat my own letter. :)

Dearest The Office,

Until the writers are paid, I will feel an emptiness in my puso every Thursday. You are my paborito ipakita and have been for a number of years. I want you to know that this letter is NOT saying goodbye. I also want you to know that I do realize how insane it is to write a letter to a telebisyon ipakita and its characters. However,...
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posted by jamfan4
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This is a letter I am Pagsulat to NBC expressing my outrage towards the strike. Please give me your opinions!

Dear NBC Official,

    I am a large supporter of the writers’ strike. I was outraged to find out that such amazing writers as Michael Schur and Mindy Kaling are not being fairly compensated for the episodes you post online or put onto DVDs. If incredible shows like The Office and Saturday Night Live are going to suffer, so will your ratings. fans like me will not watch whatever you throw at us.
    I am positive this is not the first letter you...
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Good morning all,


I really wanted to do the right thing sa pamamagitan ng the Office writers and the entire ipakita so asked the tanong - Will boycotting DMI really support the WGA? Or will it harm the ipakita if everyone resigned (Would it look like we dont like the show?)

I used every skill Dwight taught me and tracked down 'the office' digital writer.

Okay Dwight didn't really teach me anything useful so I had to ask Gene Stupnitsky (Writer and Producer) who told me who is the Digital Writer and how to contact him (lol)

His reply:

Hi Claudia,

First of all, this doesn't sound silly at all. I'm glad to hear that you're...
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I know this writer's strike is devastating to most fans of The Office as it means that production for the 4th season has been shut down, but it is important that the writers of such an amazing ipakita are fairly compensated for their talent.

NBC has episodes of The Office on their website for free (but with ads) and on DVD. However, the writers aren't paid for these massive sales.

Most of you are probably vowing to never buy another DVD or watch another free episode, and that does help, but what I think we should all do is write in to the people who are keeping us from watching one of the best shows...
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Did you know that there is a real Dunder Mifflin Infinity website? Did you know that you can be hired to work at Dunder Mifflin? Did you know that you can become a warehouse employee, a receptionist, or even an Assistant Regional Manger at Dunder Mifflin? It's true!!!!!     

link am the Regional Manager of the link and we are looking for exceptional employees like you to fill these very positions:

Temp
Warehouse Employee
Receptionist
Customer Relations Specialist
Quality Assurance Specialist
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Accountant
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