Ang Opisina paborito One-Liner?

timetrapsus posted on Mar 12, 2007 at 01:11AM
andy - "addition by subtraction"

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sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas someonefeedturk said…
"KISS... Keep It Simple, Stupid" -michael
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas OfficeObsessed said…
"That's what she said!"
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas greedo said…
Ok, so maybe this is a 2-liner?

Todd Packer: What has two thumbs and likes to bone your mom? This guy!!!
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas skeletontree said…
"and then suddenly she's not your ho no mo"
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas hekissedmyhand said…
not REALLY a one liner but...
"Certain events have transpired and I've thought about certain things. And I'm sorry for the way those certain events transpired. And I would would just like to make some changes about certain things and certain situationions with certain accountants."

I LOL every time....
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas ilovejimhalpert said…
"Don't be an idiot. It changed my life."
Dwight K. Schrute.

sorry, two lines:)
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas flutterly said…
"I hate so much about the things you choose to be." -Michael

Random trivia - I watched an interview recently where John Krasinski said his favorite moment is when Creed goes, "Which one is Pam?"
chrisfrancz commented…
Creed is so oblivious. He acts like he is happy when he hears sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas bwright said…
"I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing..."-Creed
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas hapaganthae said…
"I once kept a spud gun in my bag at work for almost an entire day. Can you imagine if I were deranged?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas hawkluvbeer said…
Uh, no, I only give my organs to my real friends.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas 1010101010 said…
I"m always thinking one step ahead...like a carpenter...who builds stairs."
-Andy
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas 1010101010 said…
"Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's, uh, you know...there's gambling and alcohol...and it's in our dangerous warehouse...it's a school night, and you know, uh... Hooters is catering. You know, is that not—is that enough? Should I keep going?"
-toby
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas wtb2612 said…
False. I do not miss him.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas IndianKelly said…
Please don't smell me, Michael - Jan
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Mr_Poop said…
I.DECLARE.BANKRUPTCY!
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Officefan222 said…
I'm proposing today. Holy Crap.- Jim
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas smoore23 said…
"Now I know how Bob Hope felt when he performed in Saudi Arabia." -- Michael Scott, 'The Dundies'
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas alesegura said…
big smile
its not a one liner but hey THATS WHAT SHE SAID
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Office_001 said…
Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship!

-Andy
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Office_001 said…
I want Michael to have all the urine he needs

-Dwight
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas eric4122 said…
Everybody poops.

-Mose Schrute
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas eric4122 said…
I always imagined less manure. I mean, some manure - just... less.

-Jim
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Jimmette said…
The fire is shooting at us!

-Andy
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Jimmette said…
It's pony

-Dwight
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas snoznoodle said…
heart
Now that I think about it Andy and Angela could actually make a pretty good couple. But I couldn't do that to Dwight... or Angela... or Andy.

-Pam
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas emirc2363 said…
sunny
There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, "What if you die Dwight, how will we get into the office?" He said, "If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."

-Pam
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas emirc2363 said…
laugh
AHH ALSO:
One day Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.

-Jim
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas IndianKelly said…
You're a presentation tool!

-Michael
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas IndianKelly said…
So, where are you mailing your foot?

-Jim
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas DalekSec said…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD! NOOOOO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! - Michael
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas DalekSec said…
"Maybe YOU'RE in the ceiling." -Andy
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas snoznoodle said…
"I think we broke his brain." -Pam
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas snoznoodle said…
"I AM CUTTING OFF PHYLLIS' HEAD WITH A CHAINSAW! ...ren-nen-nen..."
-Andy
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas snoznoodle said…
"Dwight may have won the battle... but I will win... the next battle."
-Andy
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sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas snoznoodle said…
"Lord Beer me strength."
-Jim
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas dolphinsrock8D said…
"I hate...so much...about the things that you choose to be."
-Michael
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas yoyoder said…
"I use to run and get a runner's high. Now, I lift." - Angela Fun Run (deleted scenes?. And that quote might not be spot on.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas alwaysforever said…
"Dwight You Ignorant Slut!"
- Michael
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas snoznoodle said…
"Maybe one day I'll find my own Karen. That is - you - a man. A man version. Um... But until then, I can hold my head up. I'm not gay."
-Pam
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas pencilcup said…
"Swing loose sweet chariots"

-Creed
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas adidasrox117 said…
"My kid needs shoes" -Meredith from the Promotion
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sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas MrsRook said…
" Dwight, you ignorant slut. " -Michael Scott : Safety Training
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Shrutefarms11 said…
"Im not superstitious, I'm only a little stitious."

-Michael
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas sirisolheim said…
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica

-Jim as Dwight
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Zeldafan76 said…
That's what she said. - Micheal
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SamanthaHalpert said…
surprise
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sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas amymeymy said…
cool
PARKOUR!
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas amymeymy said…
laugh
Mint Dwight?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Caprysa said…
WET TUNA!

-Andy to Jim
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Caprysa said…
Hey hey, you you, I don't like your boyfriend because he sucks at ping pong (using the tune of "I don't like your girlfriend" song by Avril Lavigne)
-Kelly to Pam...Not a one liner but it was pretty funny when she said/sang it