1. Rip out every piercing on my one... or at least try to.
2. Call him pet names like; Princess, Sweetheart, Sunshine, Babe, Honey, Darling, Angel, and Gorgeous.
3. Play with his mohawk/ faux hawk which ever you prefer.
4. Steal his dog kwelyo and wear it around in front of him.
5. Tell him that Courtney doesn't pag-ibig him and never did.
6. Laugh at his girly shriek (The one in Who can you Trust, when Courtney pushed him).
7. Shave his unibrow... no I mean WAX his unibrow to the point where he won't have any more!
8. (in relation with #7) shave or Wax his soul patch...Mwahahaha.
9. Ask him repeatedly "Why is your torso so long?"
10. (in relation to #9) "Why do you even like Courtney, Huh? I say Why"
11. (in relation to #10)“Why?”
12. Poke him and when he starts yelling at you, answer, “Why?”
13. Laugh at him whenever he walks by.
14. Fall down, scream, and tell the others that he pushed you.
15. Make him listen to classical music for a week.
16. Call him “Nancy” whenever you talk to him.
17. Whenever you come back from ANYTHING, say “Lucy, I’m home!”
18. Say that he’d be hotter if he didn’t have a unibrow.
19. Get him on Oprah or Dr. Phil.
20. Sign him up for one of those Extreme Makeovers.
21. Sign him up for college.
22. Sign him up for "What Not To Wear"
23. Introduce him to Chewbacca or Jar-Jar.
24. Put Harold's butt bags over his face while he is sleeping (A.N. I know that is sick but my cousin wanted it in there)
25. Lock him in a room with Celine Dion Standee's and My puso Will Go On in the background. This time Courtney isn't there to hold his hand! Mwahahahaha HA
2. Call him pet names like; Princess, Sweetheart, Sunshine, Babe, Honey, Darling, Angel, and Gorgeous.
3. Play with his mohawk/ faux hawk which ever you prefer.
4. Steal his dog kwelyo and wear it around in front of him.
5. Tell him that Courtney doesn't pag-ibig him and never did.
6. Laugh at his girly shriek (The one in Who can you Trust, when Courtney pushed him).
7. Shave his unibrow... no I mean WAX his unibrow to the point where he won't have any more!
8. (in relation with #7) shave or Wax his soul patch...Mwahahaha.
9. Ask him repeatedly "Why is your torso so long?"
10. (in relation to #9) "Why do you even like Courtney, Huh? I say Why"
11. (in relation to #10)“Why?”
12. Poke him and when he starts yelling at you, answer, “Why?”
13. Laugh at him whenever he walks by.
14. Fall down, scream, and tell the others that he pushed you.
15. Make him listen to classical music for a week.
16. Call him “Nancy” whenever you talk to him.
17. Whenever you come back from ANYTHING, say “Lucy, I’m home!”
18. Say that he’d be hotter if he didn’t have a unibrow.
19. Get him on Oprah or Dr. Phil.
20. Sign him up for one of those Extreme Makeovers.
21. Sign him up for college.
22. Sign him up for "What Not To Wear"
23. Introduce him to Chewbacca or Jar-Jar.
24. Put Harold's butt bags over his face while he is sleeping (A.N. I know that is sick but my cousin wanted it in there)
25. Lock him in a room with Celine Dion Standee's and My puso Will Go On in the background. This time Courtney isn't there to hold his hand! Mwahahahaha HA
Chris:GOING THROUGH fans THE FASTESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Chief:Um chris?
Chris:NOT NOW!
Chief:CHRIS THEIR CUTOUTS!!!!
Izzy:OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blaine:Um,this will be easy!!!
Gwen:ok Blaine!
JJ:who wants to help me get through?
*all boys raise their hand*
Bridgette:GEOFF!
Geoff:Oops!
Chris:Ill be timing u and the team with the less time wins a reward,2nd team gets nothing,3rd team mga boto someone off!
Sara:Oh my god!
Chris:TEAM papkorn GO!
*they run*
*after they finish*
Chris:42 seconds!TEAM AWARD GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:OUCH!59 seconds!
Sky:BULL!
Chris:If team bituin beats u u guys vote someone off!GO TEAM bituin GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:Winners are team popcorn!
Team popcorn:YAY!!!!!!!!!
Chris:And 2nd place is.......TEAM AWARD!
Team award!:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris see u at elemination team star!
(if your a team bituin vot off one of these people)
Charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
LeShawna
Chief:Um chris?
Chris:NOT NOW!
Chief:CHRIS THEIR CUTOUTS!!!!
Izzy:OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blaine:Um,this will be easy!!!
Gwen:ok Blaine!
JJ:who wants to help me get through?
*all boys raise their hand*
Bridgette:GEOFF!
Geoff:Oops!
Chris:Ill be timing u and the team with the less time wins a reward,2nd team gets nothing,3rd team mga boto someone off!
Sara:Oh my god!
Chris:TEAM papkorn GO!
*they run*
*after they finish*
Chris:42 seconds!TEAM AWARD GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:OUCH!59 seconds!
Sky:BULL!
Chris:If team bituin beats u u guys vote someone off!GO TEAM bituin GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:Winners are team popcorn!
Team popcorn:YAY!!!!!!!!!
Chris:And 2nd place is.......TEAM AWARD!
Team award!:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris see u at elemination team star!
(if your a team bituin vot off one of these people)
Charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
LeShawna
Chris: Okay everybody, whoever dosnt get a pokeball with a berry in it will be elemanated! The pokeballs go to Ryan,C.Rose,Desiree,Mack,Crystal l.,Gemz,Jake,Terra,Brock,Duncan,May and Sarah.
Everyone who got a pokeball: YES!
Chris: Okay, Noah and Owen. You two are the only people pokemon things that didnt get a pokeball. And one of you will be voted off, tonight well really its 5:00 so i dont know if its really night or not but still one of you will be voted off. And the last pokeball goes to....
Chef: dun dun DUNNNNN!
Chris: *glares at chef* the last pokeball goes to Noah!
Owen: Awww man! Why did you guys vote me off?
Mack: Cause you Nawawala the challange for us!
Ryan: And you piss me off.
Owen: AW CRUD. WELL BYE GUYS AND GALS!
*Owen goes in the jet of sadness*
Chris: Stay tuned for the susunod episode of TOTAL DRAMA POKE-MON!
Everyone who got a pokeball: YES!
Chris: Okay, Noah and Owen. You two are the only people pokemon things that didnt get a pokeball. And one of you will be voted off, tonight well really its 5:00 so i dont know if its really night or not but still one of you will be voted off. And the last pokeball goes to....
Chef: dun dun DUNNNNN!
Chris: *glares at chef* the last pokeball goes to Noah!
Owen: Awww man! Why did you guys vote me off?
Mack: Cause you Nawawala the challange for us!
Ryan: And you piss me off.
Owen: AW CRUD. WELL BYE GUYS AND GALS!
*Owen goes in the jet of sadness*
Chris: Stay tuned for the susunod episode of TOTAL DRAMA POKE-MON!
Eh,no part 2.....I'm bored with it-___-
Sorry to that one person who read it.
Better luck susunod time,huh?
........…..........................eat madami waffles,they're good for the soul.
Tell your mom I had a great time last night;)
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Here's a listahan of the following things I don't like:
Green Day
Marvel Comics
Belly Buttons
The word ain't
Most People I see on the street
Having to be 'that guy'
Public Pools
Dropping change in the grass
Robin Williams
Nickelback
Really bad boob jobs
Cold water hitting my teeth
Red Meat
When a small child bites me
Waking up and having something stuck to my face
You.
Nom.Nom.Nom.Nom
Sorry to that one person who read it.
Better luck susunod time,huh?
........…..........................eat madami waffles,they're good for the soul.
Tell your mom I had a great time last night;)
....................................................................................................
Here's a listahan of the following things I don't like:
Green Day
Marvel Comics
Belly Buttons
The word ain't
Most People I see on the street
Having to be 'that guy'
Public Pools
Dropping change in the grass
Robin Williams
Nickelback
Really bad boob jobs
Cold water hitting my teeth
Red Meat
When a small child bites me
Waking up and having something stuck to my face
You.
Nom.Nom.Nom.Nom
Chris: So... looks like you guys forgot the sunscreen. Anyways. Nobody won! Your all unable to go to the tabing-dagat and have a good time!
So vote....
*Confessional*
Zoey: I vote off Andrea! She's nothing but a bully!
Ray: *whispers* Andrea, please!
Storm: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATER HURTS!
Mizzie: OK, well i didnt really go to the beach. But I heard what she's doing to Zoey. SHE"S LEAVING!
Jar3d: ICE POP!
Addrey: *Picking at back* I think I got sand down my shirt!
*End of confessionals*
Chris:
Alejandro,Harold, Mizzie,Melody, Annie, Ray, Lucas, Jar3d, Addrey, Storm.
Final two are....
Andrea and Zoey.
But tough luck, kid. Andrea you're going.
Andrea: WHAT?! I CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY ONE sa pamamagitan ng ONE IF I HAVE TO! ESPECIALLY YOU, RAY!
Chris: Well, that was weird.
2 B CONTINUED
So vote....
*Confessional*
Zoey: I vote off Andrea! She's nothing but a bully!
Ray: *whispers* Andrea, please!
Storm: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATER HURTS!
Mizzie: OK, well i didnt really go to the beach. But I heard what she's doing to Zoey. SHE"S LEAVING!
Jar3d: ICE POP!
Addrey: *Picking at back* I think I got sand down my shirt!
*End of confessionals*
Chris:
Alejandro,Harold, Mizzie,Melody, Annie, Ray, Lucas, Jar3d, Addrey, Storm.
Final two are....
Andrea and Zoey.
But tough luck, kid. Andrea you're going.
Andrea: WHAT?! I CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY ONE sa pamamagitan ng ONE IF I HAVE TO! ESPECIALLY YOU, RAY!
Chris: Well, that was weird.
2 B CONTINUED