"Episode 1:
Walk Like An Egyptian part 1:
Chris:
Welcome to season three of Total Drama! Right now, 17 contestants are on their way to begin their journey around the world.
(At that moment a bus pulled up and out stepped Gwen, Courtney, Duncan, and Heather)
Gwen: Another day, another season.
(Harold, Noah, and Cody, Noah wearing earplugs to avoid hearing Harold going on about his facts)
Noah:
Thank you earplugs. I never leave tahanan without them.
(Inside the bus, Owen can be heard saying "I can't go out there" and DJ grabs him and brings him out himself)
DJ:
Nothing personal Owen. But this is the only way i can get you off the bus.
Walk Like An Egyptian part 1:
Chris:
Welcome to season three of Total Drama! Right now, 17 contestants are on their way to begin their journey around the world.
(At that moment a bus pulled up and out stepped Gwen, Courtney, Duncan, and Heather)
Gwen: Another day, another season.
(Harold, Noah, and Cody, Noah wearing earplugs to avoid hearing Harold going on about his facts)
Noah:
Thank you earplugs. I never leave tahanan without them.
(Inside the bus, Owen can be heard saying "I can't go out there" and DJ grabs him and brings him out himself)
DJ:
Nothing personal Owen. But this is the only way i can get you off the bus.
Alejandro: We're heading down to Newfoundland, that rocky eastern shore!
Owen: I'll have the shrimp, mussels, cod, and the ulang thermadore!
Gwen: I can't get a thing to bite, so we better get there first!
Courtney: Row harder, faster, both of you. For the win, work up a thirst! Stroke, stroke, stroke!
Heather: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy! Yes! Go on, DJ, your turn!
Tyler: Izzy, you're a nut-bar, but you sure can catch a fish!
Izzy: isda they're fine, you're right kind, to my partner, he's Irish. And if you want the susunod reel, he's all yours!
Sierra and Cody: Trying our best, Courtney, our arms are getting fried!
Gwen: Courtney, do you see?
Courtney: Could it be? Steer hard starboard side!
Heather: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy!
DJ: No, you can't catch me, with a sea shanty!
Owen: I'll have the shrimp, mussels, cod, and the ulang thermadore!
Gwen: I can't get a thing to bite, so we better get there first!
Courtney: Row harder, faster, both of you. For the win, work up a thirst! Stroke, stroke, stroke!
Heather: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy! Yes! Go on, DJ, your turn!
Tyler: Izzy, you're a nut-bar, but you sure can catch a fish!
Izzy: isda they're fine, you're right kind, to my partner, he's Irish. And if you want the susunod reel, he's all yours!
Sierra and Cody: Trying our best, Courtney, our arms are getting fried!
Gwen: Courtney, do you see?
Courtney: Could it be? Steer hard starboard side!
Heather: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy!
DJ: No, you can't catch me, with a sea shanty!
Noah: Keep it down, so I can win the loot.
Owen: Try I will, but still got to fart. No Toot!
Heather: Shh! Toot on, but you still out of luck, you suck the limon chuck
Gwen: Wait till you're voted off, for being such a lout
Courtney: I'll dance a jig when Chris shoves you out the plane
Alejandro: When you don't hold back and lead the pack, truly there is nothing stop in you, you, you.
LeShawna: Swimming in your eyes, it's butterflies, and suddenly there's nothing I can do. Sorry, Harold.
Lindsay: Wait, somethings itching in my brain. Someone's back in the game. My former flame, and Tyler is your name. You're Tyler! Just the same old Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, back you came.
Tyler: You remember me? She rebembers me. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
Owen: Try I will, but still got to fart. No Toot!
Heather: Shh! Toot on, but you still out of luck, you suck the limon chuck
Gwen: Wait till you're voted off, for being such a lout
Courtney: I'll dance a jig when Chris shoves you out the plane
Alejandro: When you don't hold back and lead the pack, truly there is nothing stop in you, you, you.
LeShawna: Swimming in your eyes, it's butterflies, and suddenly there's nothing I can do. Sorry, Harold.
Lindsay: Wait, somethings itching in my brain. Someone's back in the game. My former flame, and Tyler is your name. You're Tyler! Just the same old Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, back you came.
Tyler: You remember me? She rebembers me. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
Bridgette: I'm sorry, so sorry.
Sorry like a bulaklak after the first frost.
And I'm sorry, like a guwante that's been dropped and feels so lost.
Oops, I really messed up.
At least I 'fessed up!
Geoff: You didn't 'fess up, you got caught on national TV!
Harold: It's international, Geoff, Total Drama is seen all over the world!
Geoff: Ugh!
Bridgette: But I'm sorry, so sorry.
Sorry like a surfer who's busted her board!
And I'm sorry like the band when they play a wrong chord...
Oops, I really screwed up.
I felt some dude up!
Geoff: International TV, huh? In front of all my friends!
Bridgette: But, I'm sorry, so sorry!
Geoff, I really think you rule.
You're so cute that you make me drool!
And if you give me one madami chance...
I'll do my happy, happy dance!
Geoff: You are pretty cute when you dance... aw, no, no!
Bridgette: Geoff, you're the one for me.
And I'm so incredibly, wildly, madly, crazily...
Oh, so completely, infinitely, beyond...
Sorry.
Sorry like a bulaklak after the first frost.
And I'm sorry, like a guwante that's been dropped and feels so lost.
Oops, I really messed up.
At least I 'fessed up!
Geoff: You didn't 'fess up, you got caught on national TV!
Harold: It's international, Geoff, Total Drama is seen all over the world!
Geoff: Ugh!
Bridgette: But I'm sorry, so sorry.
Sorry like a surfer who's busted her board!
And I'm sorry like the band when they play a wrong chord...
Oops, I really screwed up.
I felt some dude up!
Geoff: International TV, huh? In front of all my friends!
Bridgette: But, I'm sorry, so sorry!
Geoff, I really think you rule.
You're so cute that you make me drool!
And if you give me one madami chance...
I'll do my happy, happy dance!
Geoff: You are pretty cute when you dance... aw, no, no!
Bridgette: Geoff, you're the one for me.
And I'm so incredibly, wildly, madly, crazily...
Oh, so completely, infinitely, beyond...
Sorry.
Noah: Keep it down, so I can win the loot!
Owen: Try, I will. But I still got to fart. No, toot!
Noah, Heather: Shhhh!
Heather: Toot on, but your still out of luck. You suck the limon chuck.
Gwen: Wait till you're voted out for being such a lout!
Courtney: I'll dance a jig when Chris shoves you out the plane!
Alejandro: When you don't hold back and lead the pack, truly there is nothing stopping you, you, you.
LeShawna: Swimming in your eyes, there's mga paru-paro and suddenly there's nothing I can't do. Sorry, Harold
Lindsay: Wait, something's itching in my brain! Someone's back in the game! My former flame! And Tyler's your name! You're Tyler just the same! Oh, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler back you came.
Tyler: You remember me? She remembers me! YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!
Owen: Try, I will. But I still got to fart. No, toot!
Noah, Heather: Shhhh!
Heather: Toot on, but your still out of luck. You suck the limon chuck.
Gwen: Wait till you're voted out for being such a lout!
Courtney: I'll dance a jig when Chris shoves you out the plane!
Alejandro: When you don't hold back and lead the pack, truly there is nothing stopping you, you, you.
LeShawna: Swimming in your eyes, there's mga paru-paro and suddenly there's nothing I can't do. Sorry, Harold
Lindsay: Wait, something's itching in my brain! Someone's back in the game! My former flame! And Tyler's your name! You're Tyler just the same! Oh, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler back you came.
Tyler: You remember me? She remembers me! YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!
*Lindsays diary inte part 2*
AGAIN it's about Tyler I was at the Mall and Tyler was in the sprots section in the mall and I just HAD to go in there so I did but then I got kicked out apparently you can't buy a CUTE pair of yoga pants for free and then tyler came to my rescue and sinabi "Are you ok???" and I sinabi "No but now that you're hear I am" then he asked me out on a petsa and I sinabi yes and Tommoroww I'm going on a petsa with Tay.....TYLER! And now I'm so Sidekicked I mean Siked about my petsa with him
~ From Lindsay (I think)
How do YOU think Lindsays petsa w/ Tyler is gonna go Find out in part 3 :3 :P c:
AGAIN it's about Tyler I was at the Mall and Tyler was in the sprots section in the mall and I just HAD to go in there so I did but then I got kicked out apparently you can't buy a CUTE pair of yoga pants for free and then tyler came to my rescue and sinabi "Are you ok???" and I sinabi "No but now that you're hear I am" then he asked me out on a petsa and I sinabi yes and Tommoroww I'm going on a petsa with Tay.....TYLER! And now I'm so Sidekicked I mean Siked about my petsa with him
~ From Lindsay (I think)
How do YOU think Lindsays petsa w/ Tyler is gonna go Find out in part 3 :3 :P c:
Duncan and Gwen's bonding had to ruin Trent and Total Drama.
LYRICS:
Courtney: Boyfriend Hurters (Duncan and Gwen)! I thought y'all are Trent's mga kaibigan and now both of y'all hurt him like a bunch of monsters from Gremlins!
Alejandro: Boyfriend Hurters! You've hurted Court's boyfriend Trent!
Courtney: Both of y'all are gonna pay! If it's the last thing I do!
Alejandro: That's right!
Courtney: That's right!
Courtney: Both of y'all ruined Total Drama litterly!
Alejandro: And both of y'all treated Trent like a victim to Gwen's love.
Trent: Yeah, Gwen had to hurt me very badly.
Alejandro, Courtney: Boyfriend Hurters!
Courtney: You know what, Duncan and Gwen? I'm not your friend anymore! You know why? You guys are bunch of mean, manipulative, abusive traitors!
Alejandro, Courtney: Both of you are gonna pay!
Courtney: If it's the last thing I do. (Spoken) Both of you will pay for what you did to Trent in TDA.
Alejandro: No need to get crazy. It's lovin' time at last.
Cody, Noah, Tyler, DJ, Alejandro: You don't want to eat us up.
Owen: We're mostly full of gas. No, no!
Gwen, Courtney, Heather: It's mating time for scarabs.
LeShawna: So, what'cha waiting on?
Izzy: Just ignore us humans!
Cody: Ooooo.
All except Bridgette and Ezekiel: And make out till the break of dawn.
Alejandro and Cody: It's lovin' time.
Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
Alejandro: Scarab mating season.
Cody: It's lovin' time
Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
Alejandro: Scarabs, get busy now...
Harold: It's lovin' time.
Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
All: Scarab mating season.
Cody: It's lovin' time.
Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
All but Ezekiel: Scarab mating season.
Ezekiel: Seasonal, eh! What, no, wait!
Cody, Noah, Tyler, DJ, Alejandro: You don't want to eat us up.
Owen: We're mostly full of gas. No, no!
Gwen, Courtney, Heather: It's mating time for scarabs.
LeShawna: So, what'cha waiting on?
Izzy: Just ignore us humans!
Cody: Ooooo.
All except Bridgette and Ezekiel: And make out till the break of dawn.
Alejandro and Cody: It's lovin' time.
Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
Alejandro: Scarab mating season.
Cody: It's lovin' time
Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
Alejandro: Scarabs, get busy now...
Harold: It's lovin' time.
Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
All: Scarab mating season.
Cody: It's lovin' time.
Gwen, Courtney, and Heather: Lovin' time, lovin' time...
All but Ezekiel: Scarab mating season.
Ezekiel: Seasonal, eh! What, no, wait!
Courtney: What’s not to pag-ibig about New York City?
The taxis honk out a New York ditty
The crime is high, the pigeons fly
What’s not to pag-ibig about New York?
Owen: The lights are brighter
The fun is funner
The bagels are bageler
And the bums are bummer
The dirt and grime make every alley shine
What’s not to pag-ibig about New York?
…Oops?
Lindsay: The stores and the fashion
Big shows where stars passion
It’s crazy, as the city never sleeps!
DJ: DANCE BREAK!
Lindsay: For the pag-ibig of dance, STOP!
Courtney/Owen/Lindsay: Subway trains and the hustle-bustle
Cappuccinos while the mobsters tussle
Owen: And pretsel stands for all us pretsel fans!
What’s not to love…?
Courtney/Owen: What’s not to love…?
Courtney/Owen/Lindsay: What’s not to pag-ibig about New York?!
(All lyrics were obtained sa pamamagitan ng myself after listening to the songs for so long)
The taxis honk out a New York ditty
The crime is high, the pigeons fly
What’s not to pag-ibig about New York?
Owen: The lights are brighter
The fun is funner
The bagels are bageler
And the bums are bummer
The dirt and grime make every alley shine
What’s not to pag-ibig about New York?
…Oops?
Lindsay: The stores and the fashion
Big shows where stars passion
It’s crazy, as the city never sleeps!
DJ: DANCE BREAK!
Lindsay: For the pag-ibig of dance, STOP!
Courtney/Owen/Lindsay: Subway trains and the hustle-bustle
Cappuccinos while the mobsters tussle
Owen: And pretsel stands for all us pretsel fans!
What’s not to love…?
Courtney/Owen: What’s not to love…?
Courtney/Owen/Lindsay: What’s not to pag-ibig about New York?!
(All lyrics were obtained sa pamamagitan ng myself after listening to the songs for so long)
