What do u think of these mga panipi i have recently found, and what 1's are ur favourtie?
Edward: Make her see sense
Jacob: Make Bella see sense, what universe do u live in ?
Edward:Amazing, how can someone so tiny be so hugely annoying
Emmett: Fall down again Bella ?
Bella: No Emmett I punched a werewolf in the face.
Edward; I was just wondering why u stabbed him, not that i object
Jacob: Ur losing me Doc, can u dumb it down?
Jacob: susunod time u want to hit me use a baseball bat or a crowbar okay ?
Bella: Dad , dont u have a baseball bat or something in ur room ? i want to borrow it for a minute.
Jacob: What's for breakfast O negative or AB positive ?
Leah: Mum dropped him alot when he was a baby
Jacob: On his head apparently
Edward: U could have called us
Jacob: Sorry, i dont have any leeches on speed dial
Alice: I feel so useless, so normal
Bella: I can;t imagine how that must feel. Being normal ? Ugh!
Alice: Bella's all about the extreme sports
how opposed are u to grand theft auto ?
Jacob: Does my being half naked bother u ?
Edward: Bella would u please stop trying to take ur clothes off
Mike: so did u stab edward cullen with a pencil or what?
Bella: did u know that 'i told u so' has a brother too jacob his name is shut the hell up '
Jacob: seriously did u just stamp ur foot ? i thought girls only did that on tv ?
Jacob: Dead beat Rosalie: I’d like to beat u dead
Emmett: Did Edward tell you how many houses Rose and I s m a s h e d?
Bella: If i think about you tonight , it will be because im having a nightmare
Bella: So there are werewolf’s? With the full moon, silver bullet thing ? Jacob: real. So does that make me imaginary ?
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