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You Know You're pagbaba Twilight Fanfiction When...

posted by pompeybabe

Lemons ... get it?

I found these on Tumblr ... thought they were funny (and pretty damn accurate).

This is a little graphic for those of you who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)

1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous

2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy

3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling

4. Edward has a temper

5. Though there are no Bampira and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL

6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile

7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella

8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them

9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)

10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 segundos after seeing Bella only bite her lip

11. Tanya is a bitch

12. Rose is the coolest badass ever

13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere

14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re pagbaba a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: or Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]

15. Unless it’s a sex marathon story or a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I pag-ibig you” before sex

16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 segundos before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids

17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella barbie and always takes her shopping against her will

18. No matter how long the story is or what genre but you’ll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips

19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her sa pamamagitan ng Alice or Rose

20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with music and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits

21. Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon

22. Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.

23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick

24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.

25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah

26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme

27. They always rip condoms with their teeth

28. At one time or another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”

29. The may-akda will almost always sneak in at least one book or movie quote

30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out sa pamamagitan ng Edward watching her sleep

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It's Complicated Chapter One

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

New Story Twilight?N2P
It's Complicated
It's complicated, that's how Jacob would all ways start the story whenever I asked him why I was different. I looked nothing like the Black family, I didn't favor a single one of them. They all had dark hair and dark eyes while I was the complete opposite. White blonde hair and blue eyes. I could barley blend in, my hair and eyes gave away but skin was just as tan as it could be.
I knew the story Jake was going to tell me, I asked about this a lot. But mainly at bedtime.
Every night right before kama I would ask Jacob Black "why am I different?" and every...

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New Start, Chapter 3

posted by mmourer

All credit belongs to Stephenie Meyer. This story is based on her book series the Twilight Saga.
__________________________________________________Bella’s POV

Math went sa pamamagitan ng slowly probably because everyone was staring at me, just the thing I hated. After class mike met me sa pamamagitan ng the door. What’s your susunod class? he asked still cheerful English I answered hoping he’d have a different class I really didn’t want a tuta kind of boy the first day. O he answered I history. After that we went in opposite directions heading to our classes. English went bye surprisingly fast all we did was watch...

taking chances chapter 22

posted by karpach_14

Chapter 22
My mother was laughing with my aunt alice, grandma esme, and aunt Rosalie. Uncle Emmett, and uncle jasper were watching tv (what a surprise).. my grandfather was talking to my father andSvetlana was just listening. Emily was talking with Sky. And I was talking with Ivan.
“- we’ll get married, ilipat to a huge house, and live happily ever after” he told me, planning our future. I laughed.
“no kids. No pets?” I asked him
“im not really a tagahanga of kids” he admitted, and I smacked him. and accidentally hit my broken arm.
“ouch”I sinabi quietly.
“careful ness” Ivan told me
“seriously,...

taking chances chapter 17

posted by karpach_14

Chapter 17

“my mother couldn’t unleash the powers but I did” I sinabi quietly not even a vampire could have heard me..
“ivan y did u guys have thefight?” I asked him calmly.
“I actually don’t know he started it, I was defending myself” Ivan answered.
“and that’s y I pag-ibig u u don’t get into fights so I don’t have to worry u getting killed or anything, like this
“ I said.
“but the good this is that im okay” Ivan said. everyone went back to what they were doing.
“nessie y didn’t u ipakita me that?” my father asked me I swallowed.
“because u really didn’t know who my...

taking chances chapter 15

posted by karpach_14

Chapter 15

“relax” Ivan told me. I looked at him confused I was late for school not for a party or something.
“ur aunt alice and the rest of ur family is coming over to tell you something” he toold me.
“oh, them ima get dressed and eat some breakfast” I tol him I got an outfir. Since it was sunny I wore a mini palda and a t sando I went downstairs to make myself some breakfast but I went through the spells that my mother wrote down for me. Some of them were really good like trap someone in a room or make someone agree with u for six hours, but then she wrote use these spells carefully...

taking chance chapter 10

posted by karpach_14

"uncle emmett when i sinabi i can keep an eye on everybody i meant, i can keep an eye on everybody except my parents" i told him, and my parents relaxed.
"how can you have two powers?" my grandma esme asked me.
"three" i corrected her. her eyes widened. then i got an idea.
"uncle emmett wanna fight?" i asked him. and he turned to me with a great big smile.
"nessie no" my mom said.
"this is the best part of my power, relax mom" i told her.
"i'd pag-ibig to fight, and i'd pag-ibig to warn u watch your back," uncle emmett told me. i nodded. we went into the backyard to fight.
"you start" i told uncle emmett. he...

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taking chances chapter 8

posted by karpach_14

"nessie" my mom sinabi in shock. wow i couldnt believe i told my father to get out of my life.i was disappointed in myself.i was so sorry for everything but i couldnt say anything. i ran in the bedroom and slammed the door. i began crying then i heard my dad come in.
"dad im really sorry i didnt mean anything that i said, im just really tired of u pretending that im a little girls still" i told him. his eyes softened a little.
"nessie,... its my fault i didnt want to let go the baby u i just cant believe ur getting as old as me" he laughed at that thought.
"haha wow technically ur 18 and im 16 wow...

taking chances chapter 4

posted by karpach_14

Chapter 4
At the airport Carlisle came to pick us up this time. Aunt alice ran to Carlisle and came his a hug. Me Emmett and Rosalie were walking slowly just to get on alice’s nerves. Carlisle came up to me.
“how was ur vacation nessie?” carlisel aske me before I could answer alice answered first.
“she looked sick to me all the time, the only thing she did was sit in the house and do her work, Carlisle I think you need to check her” alice said
“really?” Carlisle aske me
“grandpa Carlisle I feel fine” I lied, I got a huge headache, I felt dizzy and everything went black. Then the...

taking chances chapter 3

posted by karpach_14

Chapter 3
I sneaked out of my house without anyone noticing me, this is actually the first time I didn’t get caught . I got in my car and drove off to Eric’s house. I drove 10 minutos and finally arrives there. Eric was standing (almost sleeping) sa pamamagitan ng his porch. I got out of the car and went to him.
“geez renesmee couldn’t we talk in the morning?” he asked me
“call me nessie, and no we couldn’t talk in the morning its going to be too late, remember im leaving isle esme?” I asked him
“yeahhh” he lied
“sure… whatever. I don’t want to go there now and I think to too late to...

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Paramore Loses Two Members

posted by Hellohoudini

Paramore Loses Two Members
Posted Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:03pm PST sa pamamagitan ng Mike Krumboltz in Stop The Presses!

Pop-punk group Paramore is losing two of its founding members. The band announced that guitarist Josh Farro and tambulero Zac Farro are leaving.

The announcement led to a lot of noise on the Web. Almost immediately, Web searches for "paramore breakup" and "paramore band splits" surged into breakout status.

The band posted a statement on its official site confirming that the split had been in the works for some time.

"A couple of months ago, Josh and Zac let us know they would be leaving the band...

taking chances chapter 2

posted by karpach_14

Chapter 2
In the morning my aunt came in all happy and started dressing me
But I didn’t feel happy or excited to go to school. My aunt dressed me up into a beautiful dress and high high heels
I arrived at school and everyone was looking at me. I hate d the attention. Eric walked up to me. I tried to ignore him, but he grabbed my hand and held me tight and closae to him.
“let go” I told him calmly.
“ I pag-ibig you” he said
“and I cant do anything about it now let go” I told him still calmly. He stopped and I had to stop too cuz he was holding my hand really tight. “renesmee” he said...

Bampira VS mga asong lobo Chapter 2

posted by SarBear1579

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When I reached the pack that night all they guys were pinching and punching each other and chanting it was the first araw of the month.As soon as they saw me they all stopped and their attention was on me,serious now.
“Ok,guys we wer-” I stopped short. “Where is Lisa?”
“She's with Jay,she is recovering from last night's little brawl with Rick” John replied as he walked from out from the darkness of the trees.We where just out of town a few kilometers from the shack.Good thing mga asong lobo are fast we will make it tahanan in time for ibon ng dyey to not get concerned.

We did a lot better tonight.John,and...

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Tango?

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas POV
I can't believe the biggest jerk in school is my dance partenar. To make matters worse: it's tango! Tango is normally done sa pamamagitan ng couples. I hate him and he hates me. It all started when he secrectly made a bet with his friend, that we would go out and be a couple, to prove he can go out with any girl. When I found out; I was livid, that I never knew spoke to him again. I thought he liked me; I was a fool for making that mistake.
It started in Gym. We all gathered for the announcement Mrs Kane made. "Now in gym, we will be doing something different. Each semester we wil be learning different...

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Twilight Saga Rocks Viral Marketing

posted by Hellohoudini

Ad Age: Twilight Saga Rocks Viral Marketing

By Twilight_News | 11 December 2010

According to their press release:
Every week, the Ad Age Viral Video Chart presents the tuktok 10 pinaka-tiningnan brand-driven bidyo on the web with one major caveat: There are no movie or video-game trailers included in the findings. Why? Well, it’s not really a fair fight. Put it this way: Old Spice guy Isaiah Mustafa — even with all his talent and outstanding physique — would barely have a chance.
Movie and video-game trailers are very different in the way they’re shared on the web. For one, both game and movie...

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I never though this would happend [Breaking dawn] part 3

posted by kiss93

Edward's pov

We where almost on the end of the wood.Nothing.Bella's smell is Nawawala and so was her "friend's"smell as well.I was pissed of,hurt.I just want all this to stop.If I could turn back the time,I wouldn't leave her not for a second.Bella would be here,we would be married getting Nawawala in to each others eyes.I would give and do anything just to bring her back.I miss you,my love...

Bella's pov

I couldn't take my mind of Edward.I missed him so damn much!!!!!All fear's begin to hunt me,even thou I'm awake,but I which I wasn't.This all looked like one of those bad dreams,that never end.Oh God...

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I never though this would happend [Breaking dawn]

posted by kiss93

uy guys,this is my first time I write this story,so I hope you'll like it:)

Edward's POV

Everything was going just like Alice predicted:Bella would wear beautiful white wedding dress with two blue hair-pin in her tsokolate brown hair and she would be breathtaking true all the ceremony.I was really exited and just couldn't wait to get married with the girl that I was waiting for almost an century!Bella was the One for me,I always knew that and even true all those things that we went true,I never doubt about that.She completed me I every single way and without her,I wouldn't exist anymore.

Bella's...

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Great prank, NOT!

posted by uniquezandy

Meet, Bella and Edward. They both Attend Forks high school, but have very different personalities. And another thing: they can't stand eachother. Nobody, knew why they hated eachother. In Forks, it's a small town and gossip can spread fast. When they were younger, they were the best of friends. They told eachother everything. But then... all that changed and they grew up. They started seeing new people and stopped seeing eachother. How sad. They did have the same mga kaibigan though. There was, Alice, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett. All of them knew, deep down that they should be together. So they descided...

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Servant Part 5

posted by uniquezandy

Bella:
What just happened? Did I tell my master I was in pag-ibig with him? Did I? If only I had madami sleep. That night I remembered:love, pain and ending with pag-ibig again. I just didn't understand how a ball could bring out a lot of emotions. Today i am relieved, because it's Monday and that evil witch Tanya is getting fired. I am glad.
All of us assembled in the hall were Edward gave his speech. "Few of you knew the incident that happened at the ball. And for that, Tanya like I said; you are fired. Leave before midday or I'll get the guards to escort you out!" He informed. This was serious; but...

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Rumors for Breaking Dawn

posted by fayerox16

ok so here are a few rumors i heard over the course of the months after Eclipse came out,about Breaking Dawn.
the first rumor is that Breaking Dawn will be rated R. ok people i can officially confirm that this is not true.Breaking Dawn will be rated PG-13.
the segundo rumor is that Zac Efron will be starring in Breaking Dawn. absolutely not, Zac Efron is sticking to his High School Musical stuff. good boy.
third rumor, is that Justin Bieber is going to be in the film for thirty seconds...nice try people.you must be thinking of men in black where M.J was on screen for 30 seconds.
finally,that Bella is getting replaced. ok girls, as MUCH as we wish this rumor was true...it's not.i know i know. we would ALL pag-ibig for kristen stewart to get replaced.sorry, maybe susunod time.

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Killer to the puso

posted by uniquezandy

Edwards pov
Where do I begin? The fact that killing is my job, and I send people to an early death? It never used to be like this though. If people did wrong; I stabbed them in the heart. What happened was; one day, the King and reyna in our village; needed a fearless protector; to keep evil away from them. Somehow it ended up to be me, when there were no bravo men to take up the challenge. So that is where I am today. It is my duty; to serve the King and reyna and be a humble protector.

It was another sunny day, a araw I thought; that I would get through without one muder. I felt happy. But...