I found these on Tumblr ... thought they were funny (and pretty damn accurate).
This is a little graphic for those of you who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)
1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous
2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy
3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling
4. Edward has a temper
5. Though there are no Bampira and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL
6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile
7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella
8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them
9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)
10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 segundos after seeing Bella only bite her lip
11. Tanya is a bitch
12. Rose is the coolest badass ever
13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere
14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re pagbaba a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: or Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]
15. Unless it’s a sex marathon story or a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I pag-ibig you” before sex
16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 segundos before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids
17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella barbie and always takes her shopping against her will
18. No matter how long the story is or what genre but you’ll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips
19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her sa pamamagitan ng Alice or Rose
20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with music and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits
21. Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon
22. Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.
23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick
24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.
25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah
26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme
27. They always rip condoms with their teeth
28. At one time or another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”
29. The may-akda will almost always sneak in at least one book or movie quote
30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out sa pamamagitan ng Edward watching her sleep
This is a little graphic for those of you who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)
1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous
2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy
3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling
4. Edward has a temper
5. Though there are no Bampira and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL
6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile
7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella
8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them
9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)
10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 segundos after seeing Bella only bite her lip
11. Tanya is a bitch
12. Rose is the coolest badass ever
13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere
14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re pagbaba a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: or Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]
15. Unless it’s a sex marathon story or a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I pag-ibig you” before sex
16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 segundos before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids
17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella barbie and always takes her shopping against her will
18. No matter how long the story is or what genre but you’ll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips
19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her sa pamamagitan ng Alice or Rose
20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with music and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits
21. Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon
22. Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.
23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick
24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.
25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah
26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme
27. They always rip condoms with their teeth
28. At one time or another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”
29. The may-akda will almost always sneak in at least one book or movie quote
30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out sa pamamagitan ng Edward watching her sleep
Bella goes to the Cullens house to her daughter. She finally meets her. She has dark brown hair.But there is something different about her, she grows every day. She is a beautiful girl.
They take Renesmay outside. Then they find that there cousin was there watching then she ran away then the truble begins. She goes back and tells the vampire court that that they had a kid when bella was already a vampire. They kill the kids that were born vampires.They take there head off and burn it.But no Renesmay is half vampire half human.She has warm blood but had the skills of a vampire.Bella's skill was being a shield. She can spread it out or keep it in her. Renesmay talks sa pamamagitan ng putting her hand on you cheak. The vampire court was coming on the first snow fall to battle. They had to get as many witnesses as they could and start now.
They take Renesmay outside. Then they find that there cousin was there watching then she ran away then the truble begins. She goes back and tells the vampire court that that they had a kid when bella was already a vampire. They kill the kids that were born vampires.They take there head off and burn it.But no Renesmay is half vampire half human.She has warm blood but had the skills of a vampire.Bella's skill was being a shield. She can spread it out or keep it in her. Renesmay talks sa pamamagitan ng putting her hand on you cheak. The vampire court was coming on the first snow fall to battle. They had to get as many witnesses as they could and start now.
For those Twilight Saga fans who are located in international film markets, the movie resource website IMDb has provided this listahan of known worldwide release dates for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2.
November 14th – Belgium, France, Italy, the Netherlands, Sweden, and Switzerland (Italian and French speaking regions).
November 15th – Argentina, Australia, Brazil, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Greece, Hungary, New Zealand, Portugal, Qatar, Russia, Thailand, and the Ukraine.
November 16th – Bulgaria, Canada, Colombia, Finland, Ireland, Lithuania, Mexico, Norway, Spain, Taiwan, Turkey, the United Kingdom, the United States of America, and Vietnam.
November 22nd – Armenia, Germany, Singapore, and Switzerland (German speaking region).
December 20th – Hong Kong.
December 28th – Japan.
November 14th – Belgium, France, Italy, the Netherlands, Sweden, and Switzerland (Italian and French speaking regions).
November 15th – Argentina, Australia, Brazil, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Greece, Hungary, New Zealand, Portugal, Qatar, Russia, Thailand, and the Ukraine.
November 16th – Bulgaria, Canada, Colombia, Finland, Ireland, Lithuania, Mexico, Norway, Spain, Taiwan, Turkey, the United Kingdom, the United States of America, and Vietnam.
November 22nd – Armenia, Germany, Singapore, and Switzerland (German speaking region).
December 20th – Hong Kong.
December 28th – Japan.
My eyes were opened when I first saw you,you made my puso skip a beat,I heard nothing but yours...your heart,Never have felt the way I feel about you in a century,I want you around me,but I'm in a dilema...you need to know
Chorus: Oh Bella,Oh Bella it's hard to resist,every ilipat you make,every step you take,every word you say,every breath you take makes my puso ache,Oh Bella,Oh Bella it's hard to resist
I couldn't stop thinking about you,so oh,oh I revealed who I was,i could not hide, they say that's what happens when "two hearts collide" and I didn't believe until I experienced it,Does not change the fact that oh Bella you need to hear
(Chorus)
But now looking since you are mine,I guess you could say we are doing fine but Im still reserved ,you think Im obsurd for saying I have to be careful but the fact still remains...
(Chorus)
Chorus: Oh Bella,Oh Bella it's hard to resist,every ilipat you make,every step you take,every word you say,every breath you take makes my puso ache,Oh Bella,Oh Bella it's hard to resist
I couldn't stop thinking about you,so oh,oh I revealed who I was,i could not hide, they say that's what happens when "two hearts collide" and I didn't believe until I experienced it,Does not change the fact that oh Bella you need to hear
(Chorus)
But now looking since you are mine,I guess you could say we are doing fine but Im still reserved ,you think Im obsurd for saying I have to be careful but the fact still remains...
(Chorus)
1) Edward
2)Bella
3)Alice
4)Seth
5)Emmett
6)Esme
7)Renesmee
8)Carlisle
9)Jasper
10)Rosalie
11)Jacob
12)Carmen
13)Kate
14)Benjamin
15)Renee
16)Angela
17)Eleazar
Thank you Stephenie for creating these amazing characters and sharing them with all of us.These characters will stay with me in my puso forever,long after Twilight comes to an end.