-Emmett-
Our camping trip was disastrous, in Rosalie's opinion.
I dunno why she always got so upset with the lack of electricity. I thought maybe it was a girl thing, but Bella, Alice, and Esme never really minded so much.
I think Ed went outta his way to make Rose mad. It was hilarious. He was offering her human pagkain in front of the other hikers staying a few meters from us, so she couldn't refuse. sa pamamagitan ng the time we had to go home, she was livid. Not to mention ready to toss his piano into a chipper-shredder.
She did, but the difference was that she crushed it in her hands first. He had to get a new one, not that he really minded. Rose was mad he didn't seem as upset as she'd hoped.
Other than that, without the usual insulting banter happening between Rose and "the canine" as she called him, life was pretty boring.
Alice was replacing some of the bulaklak in the vase on tuktok of Edward's new grand piano, when she sorta froze in her position of replacing the white mga rosas in the crystal vase.
Our camping trip was disastrous, in Rosalie's opinion.
I dunno why she always got so upset with the lack of electricity. I thought maybe it was a girl thing, but Bella, Alice, and Esme never really minded so much.
I think Ed went outta his way to make Rose mad. It was hilarious. He was offering her human pagkain in front of the other hikers staying a few meters from us, so she couldn't refuse. sa pamamagitan ng the time we had to go home, she was livid. Not to mention ready to toss his piano into a chipper-shredder.
She did, but the difference was that she crushed it in her hands first. He had to get a new one, not that he really minded. Rose was mad he didn't seem as upset as she'd hoped.
Other than that, without the usual insulting banter happening between Rose and "the canine" as she called him, life was pretty boring.
Alice was replacing some of the bulaklak in the vase on tuktok of Edward's new grand piano, when she sorta froze in her position of replacing the white mga rosas in the crystal vase.
When she first looked into her daughters dark tsokolate eyes she felt pag-ibig and happiness. The soft broze curls in her hair shot a feeling of hope in her body;that she was alive.She felt pag-ibig for this little one.
A kind of pag-ibig she had never felt before:of pag-ibig and protection. The kind of pag-ibig a mother feels.A pag-ibig so passionate it hurt for her to feel.
The angel looking back at her was the most beutiful she had ever seen. No one had ever imagined such beuty.
Then the little cherub clutched her mothers finger and the two felt pag-ibig and happiness forever.
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A kind of pag-ibig she had never felt before:of pag-ibig and protection. The kind of pag-ibig a mother feels.A pag-ibig so passionate it hurt for her to feel.
The angel looking back at her was the most beutiful she had ever seen. No one had ever imagined such beuty.
Then the little cherub clutched her mothers finger and the two felt pag-ibig and happiness forever.
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10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie sinabi Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” sa pamamagitan ng The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie sinabi Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” sa pamamagitan ng The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.