Thirsty
Me :: Hi!! What's up?
Gianna :: Who are you talking to?...?
Me :: My readers...
Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!
Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are you so mean?
Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.
Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.
Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.
Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.
Jane :: WHAT?? You keep me here and you won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad you are. Just come!!!!!
Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... You want something to eat?
Volturi :: *nods*
Me :: Fine. Hold on.
From :: TheVolturiGirl
To :: All contacts
Subjects :: Emos! Over here.
Wassup my awesome emo buddies. If your emo come here. Easy way to kill yourself. (not really) Just come and you'll meet some of my awesome vamp friends. :D Be here in an oras or else! They're going to eat me alive!! AHH!! Thank you my emos.
SEND
Heidi :: What did you just do?
Me :: Getting some food.
Caius :: You mean people right?
Me :: Yup.
Jane :: Yay! Thank you! And they better have good blood!
Me :: How would I know? I don't drink blood.
Alec :: If you become a vampire you will.
Me :: Your turning me into a vampire?? Yay!
Alec :: I never sinabi that!
Me :: But you implied it...
Heidi :: Do you know what implied means?
Me :: No... but I heard it on tv and it makes me sound cool.
Heidi :: Not anymore. You just told everybody you didn't know what it means.
Me :: Shut up. Maybe they skipped your talking part.
Heidi :: I bet you $100 they didn't.
Me :: I bet you $5 005 969 785 986 948 586 784 947 684 085.
Heidi :: Good luck finding that.
Me :: .... I hate you.
Jane :: SHUT UP ALREADY! When are the people coming?
Me :: In an hour.
Jane :: It's your story right?
Me :: I think so. I did mention it a bazillon times.
Jane :: Well skip it to the susunod oras then!
Me :: Okay okay. Anything to get you to stop complaining.
Bella :: WAIT!
Me :: *turns head towards her*
Bella :: Did you invite any mountain lions?
Me :: Sorry... I don't know their email adresses. Do you want an emo?
Bella :: *shakes head*
Gianna :: Oh and can I have some steaks? Medium rare, cooked properly, barbecue sauce on one side and not the other, and a can of Fanta?
Me :: .... Here's a sandwich. *makes it appear magically in the air* Knock yourself out... literally.
*An oras later*
Me :: Time travel is so cool!!
*ding-dong*
Me :: My emos are here!
Jane :: And also my food.
Me :: uy guys. What's up? pag-ibig your new scars! Do I know you?
Emo Kid :: Oh that's my new emo friend.
Emo Friend :: Hi! I just started being emo yesterday!
Emo Kid :: *whispers* Be depressed.
Emo Friend :: Okee dokkey! *trying but failing to be depressed* I'm emo...
Me :: Your gonna get eaten...
Emo Friend :: Oh my gosh really?? Well bye! *runs out the door*
Me :: Any one else want to leave? Good. Follow me. *leads all to the Volturi cage*
Jane :: I want that one! *points at Emo Kid* He smells good.
Me :: How about I push you all in and close the door?
*silence*
Me :: Okay. Everyone okay with that?
*silence*
Me :: *opens door and pushes in and runs* I don't want to hear it! *puts hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR EMOS GETTING EATEN! LALALALALALALA. THEY BETTER NOT MAKE A MESS IN THE MY CAGE!! LALALALALALA
Mom :: Stephanie... SHUT UP ALREADY!!
Me :: LALALALALA. ITS GIANNA!!
O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O
I didn't add anyone because I didn't want you guys to die. I'm a bravo girl.
SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY EMOS. ];
Me :: Hi!! What's up?
Gianna :: Who are you talking to?...?
Me :: My readers...
Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!
Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are you so mean?
Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.
Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.
Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.
Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.
Jane :: WHAT?? You keep me here and you won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad you are. Just come!!!!!
Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... You want something to eat?
Volturi :: *nods*
Me :: Fine. Hold on.
From :: TheVolturiGirl
To :: All contacts
Subjects :: Emos! Over here.
Wassup my awesome emo buddies. If your emo come here. Easy way to kill yourself. (not really) Just come and you'll meet some of my awesome vamp friends. :D Be here in an oras or else! They're going to eat me alive!! AHH!! Thank you my emos.
SEND
Heidi :: What did you just do?
Me :: Getting some food.
Caius :: You mean people right?
Me :: Yup.
Jane :: Yay! Thank you! And they better have good blood!
Me :: How would I know? I don't drink blood.
Alec :: If you become a vampire you will.
Me :: Your turning me into a vampire?? Yay!
Alec :: I never sinabi that!
Me :: But you implied it...
Heidi :: Do you know what implied means?
Me :: No... but I heard it on tv and it makes me sound cool.
Heidi :: Not anymore. You just told everybody you didn't know what it means.
Me :: Shut up. Maybe they skipped your talking part.
Heidi :: I bet you $100 they didn't.
Me :: I bet you $5 005 969 785 986 948 586 784 947 684 085.
Heidi :: Good luck finding that.
Me :: .... I hate you.
Jane :: SHUT UP ALREADY! When are the people coming?
Me :: In an hour.
Jane :: It's your story right?
Me :: I think so. I did mention it a bazillon times.
Jane :: Well skip it to the susunod oras then!
Me :: Okay okay. Anything to get you to stop complaining.
Bella :: WAIT!
Me :: *turns head towards her*
Bella :: Did you invite any mountain lions?
Me :: Sorry... I don't know their email adresses. Do you want an emo?
Bella :: *shakes head*
Gianna :: Oh and can I have some steaks? Medium rare, cooked properly, barbecue sauce on one side and not the other, and a can of Fanta?
Me :: .... Here's a sandwich. *makes it appear magically in the air* Knock yourself out... literally.
*An oras later*
Me :: Time travel is so cool!!
*ding-dong*
Me :: My emos are here!
Jane :: And also my food.
Me :: uy guys. What's up? pag-ibig your new scars! Do I know you?
Emo Kid :: Oh that's my new emo friend.
Emo Friend :: Hi! I just started being emo yesterday!
Emo Kid :: *whispers* Be depressed.
Emo Friend :: Okee dokkey! *trying but failing to be depressed* I'm emo...
Me :: Your gonna get eaten...
Emo Friend :: Oh my gosh really?? Well bye! *runs out the door*
Me :: Any one else want to leave? Good. Follow me. *leads all to the Volturi cage*
Jane :: I want that one! *points at Emo Kid* He smells good.
Me :: How about I push you all in and close the door?
*silence*
Me :: Okay. Everyone okay with that?
*silence*
Me :: *opens door and pushes in and runs* I don't want to hear it! *puts hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR EMOS GETTING EATEN! LALALALALALALA. THEY BETTER NOT MAKE A MESS IN THE MY CAGE!! LALALALALALA
Mom :: Stephanie... SHUT UP ALREADY!!
Me :: LALALALALA. ITS GIANNA!!
O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O
I didn't add anyone because I didn't want you guys to die. I'm a bravo girl.
SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY EMOS. ];
*You need bigger hight heels
*I Put all your new clothes on the roof
*Jasper told me that you are not good at sex
*you would be perfect for the role of the dwarf in Snow White
*Jasper told me he thinks I'm hot
*Esme told me that I'm her paborito daughter
*Your power is useless, the visions change
*I think Jane is taller than you
*Your hair looks like a walis
*Bella hates you
*What was your human mother name?
*I donated your new clothes to Jacob and Sam
*Edward told me that when Charlie first saw you he thought that you were Bella's 8 years old cousin
*Last night Emmett and I had sex in your car and broke it
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Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B
If you like this one, make sure to check out the other stories listed on my profile! Thanks, and I hope you enjoy it!
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Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B
If you like this one, make sure to check out the other stories listed on my profile! Thanks, and I hope you enjoy it!
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