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madami walang tiyak na layunin Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy.... x ;)

posted by AliceRoxx

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Heyy guys, so I've got madami awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga books or movies!

* Can I just say before you read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(

Here goes...

Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!

Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!

I’m just wondering... If choosing between Bampira and mga asong lobo is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can you have sparkly fleas?

Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy madala ;)

Team Jacob... because we’d all pag-ibig a puwang heater ;)

Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)

98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer sinabi that breathing wasn’t cool.

The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think you know which are the most widely spread ;)

I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)

Boys in books are just better!

Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!

Is going to get the mga lobo to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)

You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what you are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!

Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)

You think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in pag-ibig with a 110 taon old, non-existent vampire!

I want to know Team Edward or Team Jacob... Or Team Gimme Both?

ilipat over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!

Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)

Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)

Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.

I’ve just been bitten sa pamamagitan ng _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.

I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...

I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...

Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863

Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901

I’m heading off to kama early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...

Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....

I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)

I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...

Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?

New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!

Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?

I’m on Team Edward in the books but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the pelikula ;)

Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN you can ask me out!

Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)

When you taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!

I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)

I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....

If Jacob tried to halik me I wouldn’t manuntok him in the face.

Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On segundo thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...

If Jake imprints on you then he’ll outlive you. Which is why you get Edward to fall in pag-ibig with you and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.

I just don’t understand the whole pagtatalo about who’s hotter, Edward or Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, Bampira are cold and mga asong lobo are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer sinabi it herself ;)

Hope you enjoyed them ;) They'll be madami to come I assure you!

If you haven't read the first ones I posted then go onto my artikulo and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'

Please rate and comment if you liked ;)

Thank you so much guys, your all so awesome! :D

xxx AliceRoxx xxx

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bambi02, twilightfrk and 8 others like this

brooki LOL! I loved those! They were hilarious!

twilight_james LOLZ!! LOVE THEM AGAIN!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you everyone - I'll try to keep more coming! How bout a fortnightly issue eh? Watch this space ;)

BumBaCicA LOVE it.. all of them xD

tayandkris4evr Those were great!!! Hilarious!!! My fav was; If Jacob tried to kiss me, I wouldn't punch him in the face. hehe those were awesome!ty for posting

AliceRoxx Aww thank you guys! I know I love reading them just as much as you do! Lol yeps tayandkris4evr, that one WAS ny opinion! Lol x Thank you BumBaCicA! I'll keep posting more if I can find/think of them! ;) You guys are all the best x Ly all x

KathyHalliwell "Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)" OMG, that was so random. LOOOL I wish I could do that

AliceRoxx Same! Lol I was sat there thinking... hmm... what could Alice do with her powers then... whilst listeniing to my ipod and it totally gave me the idea! x :D

Renesmee_XD Where do you get these they are soooo funny I couldnt stop laughing for a whole day after these ones ROFL

AliceRoxx Haha thank you so much! Wow it's nice to know I made someone laugh! Well I make a lot of them up, or search t-shirts or even just on forums and stuff! I just collect loads and select my fave ones to post on here! x

Hellohoudini Another 5 star rating in my book!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you, it means so much:) x

krolitika_009 pillows fear Edward Cullen ;) this was from Breaking dawn right? hahah !! LOL it was so good . :D Their honeymoon.

WildCherryWolf BWAHAHAHAHAHA lol I love it, Me thinks I need a Jacob space heater.... Ooh and an Edward in the summer..... hmm wonder if they sell those on eBay? STILL 100% TEAM JASPER!!!!!!!!!

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 3~ [THIRTEEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Three
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[THIRTEEN]
"Alright, let's begin." Jerek sinabi and started the topic of discussion for the meeting. "You all remember Haus, and his grip of terror over us all. But here we are today, The Alliance, forming against him, for one araw he shall fall, and we shall win. That day, is sneaking up on us fast. We need to be ready. We need to be quick, agile, ready to kill at will. I don't know how much of an army, or how many people Haus has under his Death Clan of the Fallen, but I will tell you that...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 3~ [TWELVE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Three
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[TWELVE]
    Ok, so here is what we figured out: We had to kill Haus, no matter how long it takes us. We have to kill him. Duh, but I mean, we can't wait for him to attack, we have to attack him! But how?
    "Didn't that doctor say he was immortal?" I pointed out and they both nodded.
    "You caught that, huh?" Tabra sinabi and I nodded.
    "Well, he is."
    "How? Is he a God or the son of Nicholas Flamel or...what?"...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 3~ [THREE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
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[THREE]
    "Seriously?" I asked him.
    "Well, seeing how I still need to heal, yea."
    "Oh yea," I wondered what would happen if we were running from the cops and I thought that we would be caught. For one thing, having a wounded man named Tabra, would probably be hard to run from cops in. I could probably make it, but Tabra probably couldn't. And I can't, I won't, let this happen to us, or him.
    "So, how long do you think it'll take...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 3~ [ONE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Three
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[PREVIOUSLY]
Hi, my name is Cyd, short for Cydnee, and one araw while I was grocery shopping, a former member of the Death Clan of the Fallen threw a kutsilyo at my head. I ducked behind my cart, and ran out of the store once I saw the kutsilyo fly into a bunch of egg cartons. I went home, told my friend Tabra about it, and he came rushing over. He helped me get out of the aftershock feeling, and when we were eating chicken sandwhiches, mine was coated in poison. We then went to his apartment, knowing...

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Renn and Jakes Life: Renn's Birthday Flashback Part 1 out of Part 3

posted by WritenOnTheSand

( Some of you who have read my nakaraan chapters know that in Renn and Jake's Life Chapter 23, I mentioned events of Nessie's "17th" birthday. I decided to write a chapter on the story of that event. I hope you like it! )

I woke up and noticed that it was still dark outside, but I didn't care. Today I, and my family would officially consider me an adult. It felt so good, that I was just jumping with excitement.

I was tired of them making decisions for me. I wanted so bad to be free, and this was my chance.

I glanced towards the window, and could see just barely the reddish tint around the edges...

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the new Begining ch5

posted by sh0rtiinedward

i didn't know what to do when i saw Jacob in front of my house, so as soon the car stop i got out but as soon he saw me he took off running to the woods, i follow him for 2 minutos until he stop.

"I came to fix everything, Bella call me to come and talk to you, but now you have things madami important" he sinabi very angry and with tears in his eyes, i never saw him like this.
"Jacob I'm sorry, mom never told me anything, and nothing is madami important than get all thing straight up with you" i sinabi to him as i try to hug him but he ilipat right away.
"You know what Rennesme, i have to go, go and have...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. Two~ [SIX]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
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[SIX]
    I ran inside, and the receptionist told me room 10 but to wait a few hours until the doctor told me I could visit him. I went to the waiting room and sat down. The news was on, and I listened as they talked about the Wal-Mart we just fled.
    "Thanks Tammie, it seems that a young girl and her boyfriend have went into this Wal-Mart and murdered innocent people. We have madami from this survivor Haus Triggsom. Haus?"
    "Thanks Jim, yea I was attacked and...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death [SIX]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
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[SIX]
"By killing you."
I jumped up and started walking backwards, how could I trust Tabra if he was going to kill me!?
"What?" I asked.
"I mean, I'll call them up and bring you to them, after they think I'm back on their side, we pull out the big mga baril and kill them before they kill us."
OH MY GOD, BIG SIGH OF RELIEF!!! Am I right? "Oh," I sat back down and we fished out our game plan.
Two hours later, we had a good, solid plan that will work perfectly...if they buy the fact that Tabra is "back on their side". It seemed like a good plan, and even though I knew that I'd be the main subject in this little cat-and-mouse game of deadly horror, I knew it was the best thing to do.
I looked at Tabra as he asked me if I was up to doing this. I looked him in the eye, and said, "Yes, I am."

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Hello, My Name Is: Death [FIVE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume One
BuffyFaithfan1
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[FIVE]
"Oh my god!" I sinabi and backed up into the wall.
"Don't worry! Don't worry! I'm not a member, I used to be, but I'm not anymore. Once I saw how...how evil they were, I couldn't stay. They told me all they do is bring justice among the world...and once I got there, they served themselves with murder. I couldn't stand that. I was only a member long enough to have this brand branded on me...and then I fled the place like a bat out of hell!"
I couldn't believe Tabra was a member of the Death Clan of the Fallen! I mean,...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death [TWO]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume One
BuffyFaithfan1
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[TWO]
Okay, so around a half oras later, my friend Tabra finally got here. I'm feeling a little bit madami at ease, but I'm still holding the gun when he entered.
"Are you okay, Cydnee?" He asked me, sitting down on the sopa sa pamamagitan ng my feet.
"Yea, I'm fine. Just feeling the aftershock of almost getting a kutsilyo impaled to my face." I sinabi and looked at him. "How are you?"
"I'm doing good actually. But, I'm really worried for you, Cyd." He saw the gun and his eyes widened. "What are you gonna do with that gun?"
"Use it."...

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the follow up to a beautiful death part 6

posted by xroylex

"so you whole name is renesme? and nothing els?"
i smiled. " my name is renesmee carly cullen black but most people just call me nessie for short"
"so you single?" ibon ng dyey asked.i thought he was ment to be shy?
"jay you just carnt go asking walang tiyak na layunin people if there single or not" sam mock punched his arm "but are you?"
"guys leave her alone if she dont wonna answer she doesnt have to" i gave a nervouis chuckle
"thats allright and yeah i am" i admitted as i tried to supress a sigh.
"wow really? i mea no offence but that shocks me cause your fiiiiiiine" ibon ng dyey spaced the word out placing his hands on the...

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A Life Of Death Part One

posted by a-jforever

Ok heres the start of my new fanfiction. Enjoy.XX

I dropped the gun to the floor. I was thirsty enough not to care about what Kate would say; she needed to get a life. I mean she seriously needed to get a life. She lived off pagbaba about the deaths her crew committed. I sprung out of the puno landing neatly on my feet.

“Who...” The woman asked.

“Shhhh...I won’t hurt you.” What a lie I thought to myself trying to keep the smile off my face.

“What...what do you want of me?” She stuttered. I instantly flashed to her side, taking her hand leaning closer to her.

“I won’t hurt you.”...

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The beginning ( Part 7

posted by a-jforever

I havent posted this in ages I realised so here we go. Please Comment.XXX

Jasper’s POV

“What did Rosalie say earlier?” I asked my eyes narrowing.

Alice met my eyes, sinking her gaze deeply into mine before looking away.

“Oh never mind now.” She sighed standing up.

“Alice?” I asked I didn’t like it when Alice kept things from me.

“It doesn’t matter Jazz.” She sinabi happily getting to her feet.

“Ok then.” I sinabi letting the subject drop.
She took my hands swinging them back and forward.

“Are you ok?” She asked, a small smile playing around her lips.

“Yes....why?” I asked...

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Young Love.CH.2

posted by decullen

12 Years later

I'm almost 18 and its almost graduation.Its Edwards turn for a sleepover.I cant wait.I wish I could tell him that I pag-ibig him but I don't want to wreck our friendship.I heard a knock at my bedroom door.I opened it,the most perfect man was standing in front of me.

"What are you doing here?"I asked and finished packing.

"I came to see if your ready."He sinabi and gave me his crooked smile.I got Nawawala in his eyes we got closer and closer until our noises were touching.

"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING UP THERE!"We heard Alice and Jasper shouting up the stairs.They were one of those couple who were...

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Past Searching Part 1

posted by a-jforever

Here's my new fanfic. Enjoy.XX

Her lips trembled as I began to pull back. “Please Alice; you know it’s only for two days.” I sinabi searching her eyes, my hand running carefully along her back.

She was speechless.

“You know I hate to be away from you too, but this is something I have to do alone, you’ve inspired me to find out madami about my past but I have to do it alone.” I sinabi moving my hand to brush the length of her cheek.

Her beautiful face was washed with pain and sadness was rolling over me like waves. I almost gave in and told her I was going to stay with her but she spoke,...

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Fell Apart Ch.4

posted by DarkStranger

the funniest thing is, that I don't know why it took me so long to write this chapter. I didn't wanted to write today, but when I read all the comment's, I changed my mind. So... hope you like it :)
xxKatie

Still Edward POV (when Bella leaves)

It took two segundos to understand what Bella said. And one segundo to stand up and follow her.

The trees where merged, I saw only face on Bella, in front of me. My subconscious was playing with me. I could not understand what is real what is not.

I suddenly stopped. I took a deep breath, trying to smell Bella. But I only pagtunaw animals, and their blood.

Panic...

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Tears of Love: Chapter six: Lies

posted by Andressa_Weld

Nikki’s POV
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After he kissed me, I looked at him for a minute, a long minute. He looked into my eyes and we stood there looking for each other in a peaceful silent.
I looked at his amazing body and I thought he could be an underwear model.
-I’m so lucky! – I sinabi and passed my hands in his abdomen and he laughed – you’re probably the hottest man in the whole world!
-Nikki, you’re beautiful too, dear! – He whispered in my ear and ran his hands in my hair.
-Thank you! – I sinabi and he smacked me – but there’s a problem.
-What’s wrong, dear?
-I can’t remember...

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The beginning ( Part 6

posted by a-jforever

Sorry I havn't posted this story in so long. I've been buzy. Hope you enjoy.XX Please comment on improvement

Emmett’s POV

The araw was over. It wasn’t so bad, if I say so myself. Other than Gym which Jasper hadn’t turned up for. I guess it was too much for him, poor kid. We did pagmalupitan him on about it a bit though, and it got on his nerves. Maybe I would see if he wanted to wrestle to take his mind off things. I grinned to myself scaring the little girl walking susunod to me. I joined Alice and Rose in Edwards Volvo.
“Where’s Edward?” I asked.

“Funny. I was gonna ask you the same thing”...

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Fell Apart ch.2

posted by DarkStranger

E.POV
week ago

Carlise asked me to oversee the Bampira in NY. They were coming closer Forks. They pose a threat to all, especially to us. We were afraid of volturi.

It was difficult to stand out with the family, even a week. Bella.. I imagined her sitting susunod to me. I imagined her smiling and laughing. It may sound crazy, but I missed her so much, though only an oras has passed when I saw her. Her brown hair. I missed her brown eyes when she was human. I missed her blush and puso beat. But all these things have nothing against my presence with her. I increased speed. Finally I saw NY. It was...

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True lies,Teen Girls(Chapter Three)

posted by moolah

Rosalie

Alice’s P.O.V:
When I called Bella’s cell it rang and rang. Finally she picked up, “Hello?” “Bella. It’s Ali, what’s taking so long?” “Remember Jessica Stanley? Well she’s in here.” “Cool. What’s taking so long?” “I just told you, ‘m talking to Jessica.” I snarled, “Well hurry up, we have to get tahanan before the guys….” I grinned. “Remember?” “Yeah, I remember. I’ll be right out, Alice.” She hung up and Rosalie looked over at me, “What?” I shrugged.
Bella’s P.O.V:
“Well, Jess, It was nice talking to you, thanks for talking to me, I have...