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madami walang tiyak na layunin Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy.... x ;)

posted by AliceRoxx

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Heyy guys, so I've got madami awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga books or movies!

* Can I just say before you read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(

Here goes...

Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!

Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!

I’m just wondering... If choosing between Bampira and mga asong lobo is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can you have sparkly fleas?

Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy madala ;)

Team Jacob... because we’d all pag-ibig a puwang heater ;)

Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)

98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer sinabi that breathing wasn’t cool.

The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think you know which are the most widely spread ;)

I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)

Boys in books are just better!

Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!

Is going to get the mga lobo to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)

You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what you are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!

Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)

You think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in pag-ibig with a 110 taon old, non-existent vampire!

I want to know Team Edward or Team Jacob... Or Team Gimme Both?

ilipat over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!

Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)

Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)

Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.

I’ve just been bitten sa pamamagitan ng _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.

I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...

I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...

Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863

Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901

I’m heading off to kama early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...

Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....

I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)

I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...

Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?

New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!

Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?

I’m on Team Edward in the books but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the pelikula ;)

Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN you can ask me out!

Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)

When you taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!

I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)

I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....

If Jacob tried to halik me I wouldn’t manuntok him in the face.

Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On segundo thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...

If Jake imprints on you then he’ll outlive you. Which is why you get Edward to fall in pag-ibig with you and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.

I just don’t understand the whole pagtatalo about who’s hotter, Edward or Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, Bampira are cold and mga asong lobo are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer sinabi it herself ;)

Hope you enjoyed them ;) They'll be madami to come I assure you!

If you haven't read the first ones I posted then go onto my artikulo and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'

Please rate and comment if you liked ;)

Thank you so much guys, your all so awesome! :D

xxx AliceRoxx xxx

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bambi02, twilightfrk and 8 others like this

brooki LOL! I loved those! They were hilarious!

twilight_james LOLZ!! LOVE THEM AGAIN!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you everyone - I'll try to keep more coming! How bout a fortnightly issue eh? Watch this space ;)

BumBaCicA LOVE it.. all of them xD

tayandkris4evr Those were great!!! Hilarious!!! My fav was; If Jacob tried to kiss me, I wouldn't punch him in the face. hehe those were awesome!ty for posting

AliceRoxx Aww thank you guys! I know I love reading them just as much as you do! Lol yeps tayandkris4evr, that one WAS ny opinion! Lol x Thank you BumBaCicA! I'll keep posting more if I can find/think of them! ;) You guys are all the best x Ly all x

KathyHalliwell "Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)" OMG, that was so random. LOOOL I wish I could do that

AliceRoxx Same! Lol I was sat there thinking... hmm... what could Alice do with her powers then... whilst listeniing to my ipod and it totally gave me the idea! x :D

Renesmee_XD Where do you get these they are soooo funny I couldnt stop laughing for a whole day after these ones ROFL

AliceRoxx Haha thank you so much! Wow it's nice to know I made someone laugh! Well I make a lot of them up, or search t-shirts or even just on forums and stuff! I just collect loads and select my fave ones to post on here! x

Hellohoudini Another 5 star rating in my book!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you, it means so much:) x

krolitika_009 pillows fear Edward Cullen ;) this was from Breaking dawn right? hahah !! LOL it was so good . :D Their honeymoon.

WildCherryWolf BWAHAHAHAHAHA lol I love it, Me thinks I need a Jacob space heater.... Ooh and an Edward in the summer..... hmm wonder if they sell those on eBay? STILL 100% TEAM JASPER!!!!!!!!!

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Moonlight chapter 4

posted by Rob_patt_fan

-Bella, you seem really worried. I told you… Charlie’s going to calm down!

He didn’t know the other thing that I was worried about. Charlie Had been very angry these past days and I knew it was for ignoring Jacob. He didn’t know what happened the last time I was hanging out with Jacob and I was very grateful that Edward couldn’t read my mind. But he still could read Jacob’s! But, the best part was that Edward was very angry toward Jacob that he wouldn’t waste his time and brain to read Jacob’s mind. And that was comforting!

I remembered last week while me and Jacob, we were both...

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Moonlight chapter 3

posted by Rob_patt_fan

He turned off the car near a cliff and Got out himself. I opened the door and got off the car.

His face was in pain and he was struggling to talk. I realized his eyes changed color and he was coming closer to me every second.

-Edward, What are you doing?! Edward?!

But he wasn’t my Edward anymore! His eyes were wild and I couldn’t recognize him at that moment. His angel face was suddenly an evil one. Edward was coming closer and with every step he took, I took a step back where the car was. In a second, I recognized Alice, jasper, Carlisle and Emmet which circled me and were protecting me from...

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Life after the Dawn (Jealousy) Chapter 7

posted by ybet_cullen18

Chapter 7

*Edward’s pov*

I heard a knock from the door.
“Can I come in?” Alice asked.
I took a deep breath.
“Sure. “ I said.
Alice opened the door. Her face was expressionless. She sat beside me.
“How are you?” she asked.
“Not so good, “I whispered.
“I’m sorry.” She said, sadly.
“I told you, you don’t have to blame yourself. It’s not your fault.” I told her.
“It’s not yours, either.” She said
“Yes. it is.” I muttered.
“So are you going to tell me what happened? Or I’m going to guess?” she asked.
“Do you know Ashley Walker?” I asked her.
“Nope.”
“Well,...

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Life after the Dawn (Jealousy) Chapter 6

posted by ybet_cullen18

Chapter 6

*Bella’s pov*

I entered Charlie’s house.
‘He’s not here.’ I told myself. He went with Sue to Seattle for they’re honeymoon. I went upstairs and rested at the bed. I looked up.
Suddenly, I heard someone moved from the door.
“Who’s there?” I asked nervously.
I waited but no one was there. I looked back at the ceiling when out of the blue, I smelled something. A werewolf.
Jacob.
I recognized him quickly.
“Jake?” I asked.
From the corner of my eye, I saw him appeared.
“Hey.” I sinabi sadly.
“Hey Bells.” He sinabi happily.
I took a deep breath.
“Oh? Lover’s quarrel. That’s...

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Life after the Dawn (Jealousy) Chapter 2

posted by ybet_cullen18

Chapter 2

Bella’s POV

It was the first araw of classes. Edward left early. I called Jacob and asked him to pick up Nessie. Alice went to school with me. She’s talking so many things.
“Bella, There’s a new tindahan on Seattle. You want to come with me? Rosalie sinabi that the clothes there were amazing.”
I’m not actually listening to her because I’m thinking about Nessie’s nightmare.
Who was that girl?
Is she in pag-ibig with Edward?
Is Edward in pag-ibig with her too?
Will she really break our family?
Is Edward really going to leave us?
Why?
Nessie’s face were still on my mind.
She was really hurt.
Then,...

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Nightfall (A Sequel to Dusk): Chapter 18: A segundo Honeymoon (Jake's POV)

posted by lovethecullens

Chapter 18 A segundo Honeymoon (Jake’s POV)

*** This chapter has adult content- you've been warned lol...***

I was worried about Kate, Garrett, Carmen and Eleazer and Tanya but part of me knew that if anything horrible was going on Alice and Amore would see it especially now that the Denali’s were out of Forks and no longer close to werewolves. Perhaps Kate and Garrett were just held up with mga kaibigan or rounding people up. Since Sam and Emily had been spending so much time with us during Nessie’s pregnancy it was helpful that Amore could see the mga lobo otherwise with the possibility of...

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The Brightest Days Form the Darkest Shadows- Chapter 1b. A Monotonous Existence

posted by honey_dreams

The Brightest Days Form the Darkest Shadows- Chapter 1b. A Monotonous Existence

Not far from the spot where Maria had stood under the canopy of arching trees to shield herself from the steady rain, was a little abandoned farmhouse. It was a crusted old thing, with an overgrown garden and soot-blackened windows. Nobody bothered with the place anymore- it was almost worthless; ancient and crumbling, it stood silent, defending itself from the pouring rain. Only the mice and other forest-creature inhabitants appreciated the house for its shelter and solitude.
A particularly young mouse-buck, tired...

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Evening bituin (Eclipse in Edward's POV) Chapter 4

posted by patrisha727

Sorry this took so long. I got so caught up with my other story Bella's Life! ^_^

I can see a look across her face, seeing that she wanted to argue with me. I was ready to defend my arguements, but Bella's didn't speak. But I will only change her under one condition... if she marry me. It makes me feel humored looking at her thinking and thinking about it. I was getting the impression that Bella wanted immortality madami than me. This thought saddened me. But I held back the thought, hoping that she loved me as much as I did. Did she pag-ibig me less because I left her?

Bella's face turned madami distressed....

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Renn and Jakes life chapter 15.

posted by WritenOnTheSand

I look into Saphories eyes and see them change from an ocean blue to firey red. Her rosy skin turns pale and her lips blood red. Her blonde hair changes to a dark almost a charcoal black color. I realize that the whole protector thing was all fake as I see my normal features. My coral hair and brown eyes return.

"Your one of them." I nearly scream at her. "What do you you want from me? Just leave me alo-" I say before A hand clasps over my mouth and I am thrust into a puno trunk. My shoulders pop with the impact.

"You are a foolish child you know that."

"What do you want from me?" I ask her...

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New New Moon, 13

posted by renesmeblack

YAY!!! Bella is a vampire, right? Wrong.
Lets see whats going on.
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I grazed my teeth against her throat, afraid to break her skin. Her puso was racing. I was really nervous. How can Bella want this life, just to be with me, a monster? Bella has been dreaming about this for about a year, ever since she learned what I was. What we are.
I felt a small hand on my shoulder. Alice pulled me away from Bella.
"Don't," she said. I saw a stream of visions go through Alice's head.
The Quileutes will attack, because I would break the treaty. Bella will be in pain for days, and I'll be...

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Renesmee Black's Story, Chapter 12

posted by renesmeblack

12. Miracles Within Curses
Jacob

Heram sinabi the Volturi would cover any sign of guarding their new "weapons." What did this mean? I stared out the window while a flirty flight attendant tried to unlock my thoughts. She could try talking to Edward. She just thought I was cute. She came over the seventh time before I decided to start talking.
"Look, lady, I'm getting married as soon as I meet my girlfriend," I sinabi in a low voice as I showed her my ring. She stared at it with wide eyes and turned around. She didn't bother me after that. Edward came over.
"Jacob, now she's wondering why all the good...

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Eclipse-The red ribbon

posted by AdaLove

The story begins with the revelation that Seattle is being plagued sa pamamagitan ng a string of unsolved murders, which Edward suspects to be the cause of a newborn vampire that is unable to control its thirst. Edward and Bella fill out college applications, while Bella explains to Edward her desire to see Jacob, her werewolf friend, again. Meanwhile, Alice Cullen has a vision that Victoria, a vampire that is hunting Bella, is back in town. Although Edward fears for her safety, Bella insists that Jacob and the rest of the werewolf pack would never harm her, but Edward is still not convinced. Bella escapes...

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Renn and Jakes life chapter 11.

posted by WritenOnTheSand

Jakes voice echoes from the other room. The sound of loud footsteps comes from the hall. My door is suddenly burst open and Uncle Emmett roughly lifts me up off the bed. I had been a sleep before he barged in my room so I still feel drowsy as my eyes drift close.

"What are you doing Uncle Emmett, put me down." I say sleepily. I lighlt bang my fist against his arm.

"I have been told to get you out of here." he says starting to go faster.

"By who?" I feel my stomache turn.

"Your husband."

"Why?" I stop hitting him and look up at his face.

"He sinabi something about a bilog of Bampira and getting...

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Secret Untold- School or no school!! -Part 5

posted by 1twilight_lover

Bella’s POV

“I can’t believe Tech won” I sinabi while jumping up from the couch.
“Hey Bella since when do you watch basketball” Emmett asked me amused
“I have no idea, it just happened, now excuse me, an old friend is going to call” I sinabi back to Emmett when suddenly Edward stood in front of me.
“Can we talk” he asked me calm
“Later I ...” but I was interrupted sa pamamagitan ng my cell phone. “Sorry” I sinabi to him while picking up my phone leaving the room and walking into the bedroom.
“Hey darling” I sinabi amused
“Hey Bells, where are you. I’m waiting at your house but nobody’s...

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Renesmee Black's Story, Chapter 6

posted by renesmeblack

6
Jacob

I can't believe this. Renesmee is going to drink blood again. What's worse is, it's human's blood, and Renesmee had a freak attack when she learned this. She was actually clinging to my sando at the thought. Why was I so stupid that first night? I still imagine Bella when she was (thankfully) crazy enough to keep Renesmee. Poor Renesmee was ibingiay a plastic cup with a lid and straw sa pamamagitan ng Rosalie. I don't think Renesmee is mentally ready for this. One sip and she wanted no madami of it. She looked scared.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"It tastes too good. I don't want to dissapoint you," she whispered....

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Mark Sepia, Chapter 2

posted by renesmeblack

2. Problems

The kampanilya rang to lunch. Jacob sprinted to the cafeteria doors. I sprinted to the wall. Only a few minutes. Gotta make it quick. I desguised myself as Jacob and ran to Renesmee. There she was, looking like a goddess, her hair twisting freely in the autumn breeze.
"Boo," I whispered romantically in her ear. She jumped and started to laugh. Then she grabbed my hair and started halik me. It was perfect. I removed the flask from my pocket and placed the potion in my fingers. Then I wove them through her silky hair. She pulled away and I took off my desguise. She gasped.
"You're not Jacob!...

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Sick, Masochistic Lambs

posted by Dragonclaws

(Note: This was a blog artikulo I wrote last taon just after seeing the movie in theaters)

I recently saw the movie version of Twilight. I’ve been a tagahanga of the book series for quite a while, before it became quite the phenomenon it is currently, and found the movie enjoyable entertainment. So, I’ve found it kind of disappointing how militantly opposed some people on the Internet can be toward the franchise. I, of course, understand if some people can’t get into it (I can’t seem to get the appeal of Hannah Montana, myself, despite its popularity), but I find the hateful criticism that...

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Secret Untold-Moving In-Part 3

posted by 1twilight_lover

Edward’s POV

“Get in the car. Alice say Go for us” Bella sinabi
“What is the whole bet first” Alice asked
“The first part is that I have to do the trick learned from an old friend.” Bella told us “The segundo part is that they get a head start.”
“Let’s go” I sinabi
I went and got in the Ferrari. Once Bella joined me, I asked her what the trick she learned was. She sinabi that I would find out in a minute.
“On your mark. Get set. Go.” Alice said. Emmett sped off. After about 3 segundos Bella sped off. She told me if I watch while she drive, I would find out what the is. So I...

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Letters From Edward Chapter 6

posted by team_robward

Chapter 6.
My trying reply:

The clock loudly ticked and it tocked even louder. I sat and thought, my brain empty. After about ten minutos of pure nothingness I decided to start.

Dear Edward,
Umm...

I did enjoy pagbaba your letter. It was lovely. You have incredibly beautiful handwriting. How did you learn to write like that?
This would be a lot easier if he asked me some questions, he answered mine and left me with nothing!

So you have a pretty big family, I’ve always wanted a huge family, I don’t really know why. I guess you didn’t grow up with them from birth. But, you still must be really...

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Kayla's Secret, Chapter 33

posted by twilight-7

Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
I put my arms behind my back and lifted up my unan to throw it at the blasted cardiopulmonary monitor. I was sick of hearing that annoying consistent beeping. It was driving me crazy. Edward, the spoilsport, swiftly pulled the unan out of my hands and put it neatly behind me again. I glared at him for ruining my chance of destruction. The unan might be soft but at the speed and strength I was going to throw it the monitor might not make it to the susunod room in one piece.
“I don’t think that the nice hospital equipment should be tortured,” Edward...