10 Ways to Annoy Charlie sisne
10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob or Mike.
9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.
8. Decorate his handcuffs with kulay-rosas puntas and bulaklak the call the station requesting to speak with Chief sisne Princess.
7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.
6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will have his fingerprints all over it. When he is being questioned about it, sing Bad Boys sa pamamagitan ng Inner bilog and I Shot the Sheriff sa pamamagitan ng Bob Marley in the background.
5. Take his cop car and start a high speed car chase with it.
4. Send him a tape of Edward sneaking into Bella’s room at night, and Bella hitting on Edward.
3. File a ulat at the station against Edward Cullen – be sure to state in the ulat that Edward is over a century old, making his relationship with Bella sisne pedophilia.
2. Plant weed on Edward the susunod time he visits the sisne residence – then when he is being locked up, tell Charlie a strip paghahanap may be necessary.
And the Number One way to annoy Charlie Swan?
1. Replace his ammo with silver bullets then tell him that Jacob raped Bella. When Charlie goes to “have a talk” with Jacob, make sure he has his gun with him.
10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob or Mike.
9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.
8. Decorate his handcuffs with kulay-rosas puntas and bulaklak the call the station requesting to speak with Chief sisne Princess.
7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.
6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will have his fingerprints all over it. When he is being questioned about it, sing Bad Boys sa pamamagitan ng Inner bilog and I Shot the Sheriff sa pamamagitan ng Bob Marley in the background.
5. Take his cop car and start a high speed car chase with it.
4. Send him a tape of Edward sneaking into Bella’s room at night, and Bella hitting on Edward.
3. File a ulat at the station against Edward Cullen – be sure to state in the ulat that Edward is over a century old, making his relationship with Bella sisne pedophilia.
2. Plant weed on Edward the susunod time he visits the sisne residence – then when he is being locked up, tell Charlie a strip paghahanap may be necessary.
And the Number One way to annoy Charlie Swan?
1. Replace his ammo with silver bullets then tell him that Jacob raped Bella. When Charlie goes to “have a talk” with Jacob, make sure he has his gun with him.
Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B
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