Hello, My Name Is: Death
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"Oh my god!" I sinabi and backed up into the wall.
"Don't worry! Don't worry! I'm not a member, I used to be, but I'm not anymore. Once I saw how...how evil they were, I couldn't stay. They told me all they do is bring justice among the world...and once I got there, they served themselves with murder. I couldn't stand that. I was only a member long enough to have this brand branded on me...and then I fled the place like a bat out of hell!"
I couldn't believe Tabra was a member of the Death Clan of the Fallen! I mean, SHOCKER!!! But I was curious....
"So...when were you gonna' tell me you are an ex-member of the Death Clan of the Fallen?" I asked.
"I hoping it wouldn't ever come up, but I knew that it would be better to tell you now then later when you trusted me the most."
I took a big breath and sighed heavily. "Okay." I went to the little kusina and sat at the table. "So...do you know of a way to handle with them?" I asked him and he sat across from me.
"Yes."
"How?" I wondered.
"By killing you."
Volume One
BuffyFaithfan1
__________________________
[FIVE]
"Oh my god!" I sinabi and backed up into the wall.
"Don't worry! Don't worry! I'm not a member, I used to be, but I'm not anymore. Once I saw how...how evil they were, I couldn't stay. They told me all they do is bring justice among the world...and once I got there, they served themselves with murder. I couldn't stand that. I was only a member long enough to have this brand branded on me...and then I fled the place like a bat out of hell!"
I couldn't believe Tabra was a member of the Death Clan of the Fallen! I mean, SHOCKER!!! But I was curious....
"So...when were you gonna' tell me you are an ex-member of the Death Clan of the Fallen?" I asked.
"I hoping it wouldn't ever come up, but I knew that it would be better to tell you now then later when you trusted me the most."
I took a big breath and sighed heavily. "Okay." I went to the little kusina and sat at the table. "So...do you know of a way to handle with them?" I asked him and he sat across from me.
"Yes."
"How?" I wondered.
"By killing you."
10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale:
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie sinabi Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” sa pamamagitan ng The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie sinabi Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” sa pamamagitan ng The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.
With Eclipse on the horizon it would be fun to share our paborito Eclipse quotes. mga panipi should be left as comments and with a page number so we can all see them in context. So what is your paborito line in Eclipse?
I pag-ibig it on page 58 when Bella is recalling watching Edward and Alice play chess: "Edward and Alice playing chess was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. They'd sat there nearly motionless, staring at the board, while Alice foresaw the moves he would make and he picked the moves she would make in return out of her head. They played most of the game in their minds; I think they'd each moved two pawns when Alice suddenly flicked her king over and surrendered. It took all of three minutes."
I pag-ibig it on page 58 when Bella is recalling watching Edward and Alice play chess: "Edward and Alice playing chess was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. They'd sat there nearly motionless, staring at the board, while Alice foresaw the moves he would make and he picked the moves she would make in return out of her head. They played most of the game in their minds; I think they'd each moved two pawns when Alice suddenly flicked her king over and surrendered. It took all of three minutes."