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A Youtube Script:
*episode sixteen*
*Emmett’s Dog*
--Emmett’s P.O.V:--
*thinking*
Once upon a time
There was a dog named cat
The “cat” wanted another “cat”
The owners left Cat on the kalye while they moved
Cat was all alone…
Until…
*done thinking*
Edward: *sucking blood out of deer*
Emmett: *sitting on the ground* I’m dead bored, Edward.
Edward: *puts finger up to shut him up while he feeds*
Emmett: No, I’m serious. C’mon. Let’s go to the city.
Edward: *done feeding* Why? There’s nothing to do there except the pelikula and Tiffany’s.
Emmett: And the dump. You know we could defiantly find something there.
Edward: Like what? 2 taon old food?
Emmett: That…and toys and crap that people dumped. I’m a genius! Let’s do it!
Edward: You’re an idiot and let’s not. We really should check up on the girls.
Emmett: Come on! Please? I’m bored. And all they do is watch chick flicks…newsflash! We’re not chicks.
Edward: *groans* Fine. We can go for an hour. At…*checks watch* 12:09 a.m. we leave.
Emmett: Ok…*heads toward the city*
Edward: *muttering* I can’t believe I’m doing this.
--In the City:--
Edward: *checks watch* 45 madami minutes.
Emmett: Shut up, let’s hit the dump.
Edward: I’m wearing nice clothes.
Emmett: *looks at him* you’re going to have a nice bruised accessory to go with those ni-
Edward: I don’t bruise, Emmett. None of us do-well, except Bella, but…
Emmett: Whatever. *they have arrived at the dump* Here we are!
Edward: Yippee!
Emmett: Again, shut up.
Edward: *rolls eyes and hops over dump fence*
Emmett: *jumps like Edward does*
--Inside the Junkyard:--
Emmett: *walking around inside junkyard* this is…AWESOME!
Edward: I’ve seen better.
Emmett: Of course you have.
Edward: Let’s get this over wi-
*they hear barking in the background*
Emmett: What’s that?
Edward: What do you think, idiot? It’s a dog!
Emmett: *rolls eyes* I knew that.
Edward: Sure you did.
Emmett: I do! Now, let’s go find it.
Edward: It might have rabies.
Emmett: It’s not like it can hurt us.
Edward: Knock yourself out, Emmett.
Emmett: I will.
--A dog comes running out; it is a beagle that is brown and white:--
Dog: *barks and barks*
Emmett: Ooh, a beagle! I just pag-ibig beagles!
Edward: Yep.
Emmett: I do!
Dog: *jumps into Emmett’s arms*
Emmett: *catches him* Aww…he’s so cute! Edward, read his thoughts, what’s his name?
--Mind pagbaba the Beagle:--
Beagle: *thinking* I like this guy; he’s like a teddy bear! I pag-ibig him. I hope he keeps me! Maybe he’ll name me something better than “Cat”!
--Done pagbaba minds:--
Edward: His name is Cat. He wants a new name. Thinks you’re a teddy madala and wants you to keep it.
Emmett: *still holding “Cat”* I’ll do it all! I’m keeping him!
Edward: Emmett! You have a wife that wants a kid. Really think a dog is the best idea?
Emmett: Of course. I want the dog! Please, please, please?
Edward: I don’t care, but good luck explaining Cat to Rose.
Emmett: It’ll be fine. But, its 12:00 a.m. What vet is open?
Edward: Are you serious? None are, bear! We have to wait until tomorrow.
Emmett: *sighs* fine. Come on Brownie!
Edward: *laughs* you’re really going to name the beagle Brownie?
Emmett: Sure, why not? Anything’s possible!
Edward: I guess your right. *pats his brother’s shoulder*
Emmett: I am…we have a dog!
Edward: YOU have the dog, Emmett. I am the sa pamamagitan ng stander.
Emmett: Whatever. Let’s get Brownie home.
Edward: Exactly, Whatever.
--Back Home:--
*Rosalie’s P.O.V*
Rosalie: *brushing Bella’s hair* you know, I cannot wait to have a baby.
Bella: Yep.
Rosalie: And name it.
Bella: Uh-huh.
Rosalie: And hold it.
Bella: Yup.
Rosalie: *looks at her face* what’s wrong, Bella?
Bella: I can’t believe I did it. He’s going to hate me!
Rosalie: He won’t, Bella.
Bella: How do you know that?
Rosalie: I do.
Bella: You don’t.
*Jasper’s P.O.V*
*thinking*
I never wanted pets
I never thought about pets
I never thought about anything in that category
Well…maybe?
*done thinking*
Jasper: *turns TV on as soon as Em and Ed walk in*
Emmett: *not in the living room yet* I’m just saying, the vet office should be open 24/7.
Edward: Well then how do the doctors get the sleep?
Emmett: Duh, they switch back and forth.
Edward: What if they only have one doctor on hand?
Emmett: They have nurses.
Edward: I didn’t know vets were like Bella’s clinic.
Emmett: You’ve been to Bella’s clinic. Do you know how wrong that sounds?
Edward: No I haven’t, but I was at the office with Carlisle.
Emmett: *walks into the room with a beagle* Why? In case Bella falls while you’re with her.
Edward: *walks in beside him* No. Duh, I already know what to do if that just happens to happen.
Emmett: Sure you do. *looks up at Jasper and Alice on the couch* Oh, hey! Dude-look. I got a dog! *shows the dog to Jasper*
Jasper: Awesome. A beagle?
Emmett: Not just any beagle. MY beagle…isn’t he adorable? I named him Brownie!
Jasper: Brownie?
Edward: Exactly what I said, Jazz…where’s Bella?
Jasper: Upstairs with Rosalie - they’re watching a movie…they sinabi and I quote, ‘We don’t want to be disturbed.’
Edward: Oh, you think it’s over?
Jasper: They went up there 30 minutos ago…probably not.
Edward: Alright…so what are we watching?
Emmett: Duh! We’re watching my super adorable beagle, Brownie!
Edward: How about we don’t. Let’s watch MTV.
Jasper: Actually, I think a rerun of Opera’s on. It’s the one with Adam Lambert on. I was going to watch that.
Edward: Seriously?
Jasper: Yeah, I just ADORE Opera.
Edward: Ugh, fine watch “Opera” I’m going upstairs to check on Bella and Rosalie. Coming with Brownie, Emmett?
Emmett: Yeah, hang on. *picks Brownie up and starts upstairs with Edward* let’s roll!
*Alice’s P.O.V*
*waking up*
Alice: *groggy* Hey, baby.
Jasper: Hi, babies.
Alice: *giggles* they say hi.
Jasper: I pag-ibig you.
Alice: We pag-ibig you too. Hey, did I hear Emmett and Edward walk in?
Jasper: Uh, yeah you did…Emmett was complaining about something.
Alice: What?
Jasper: Brownie.
Alice: Brownies? Why does he want brownies?
Jasper: *grins sheepishly* did I mention he got a dog?
*thanks for reading! And, ROTFL! Jazz likes Opera!*
A Youtube Script:
*episode sixteen*
*Emmett’s Dog*
--Emmett’s P.O.V:--
*thinking*
Once upon a time
There was a dog named cat
The “cat” wanted another “cat”
The owners left Cat on the kalye while they moved
Cat was all alone…
Until…
*done thinking*
Edward: *sucking blood out of deer*
Emmett: *sitting on the ground* I’m dead bored, Edward.
Edward: *puts finger up to shut him up while he feeds*
Emmett: No, I’m serious. C’mon. Let’s go to the city.
Edward: *done feeding* Why? There’s nothing to do there except the pelikula and Tiffany’s.
Emmett: And the dump. You know we could defiantly find something there.
Edward: Like what? 2 taon old food?
Emmett: That…and toys and crap that people dumped. I’m a genius! Let’s do it!
Edward: You’re an idiot and let’s not. We really should check up on the girls.
Emmett: Come on! Please? I’m bored. And all they do is watch chick flicks…newsflash! We’re not chicks.
Edward: *groans* Fine. We can go for an hour. At…*checks watch* 12:09 a.m. we leave.
Emmett: Ok…*heads toward the city*
Edward: *muttering* I can’t believe I’m doing this.
--In the City:--
Edward: *checks watch* 45 madami minutes.
Emmett: Shut up, let’s hit the dump.
Edward: I’m wearing nice clothes.
Emmett: *looks at him* you’re going to have a nice bruised accessory to go with those ni-
Edward: I don’t bruise, Emmett. None of us do-well, except Bella, but…
Emmett: Whatever. *they have arrived at the dump* Here we are!
Edward: Yippee!
Emmett: Again, shut up.
Edward: *rolls eyes and hops over dump fence*
Emmett: *jumps like Edward does*
--Inside the Junkyard:--
Emmett: *walking around inside junkyard* this is…AWESOME!
Edward: I’ve seen better.
Emmett: Of course you have.
Edward: Let’s get this over wi-
*they hear barking in the background*
Emmett: What’s that?
Edward: What do you think, idiot? It’s a dog!
Emmett: *rolls eyes* I knew that.
Edward: Sure you did.
Emmett: I do! Now, let’s go find it.
Edward: It might have rabies.
Emmett: It’s not like it can hurt us.
Edward: Knock yourself out, Emmett.
Emmett: I will.
--A dog comes running out; it is a beagle that is brown and white:--
Dog: *barks and barks*
Emmett: Ooh, a beagle! I just pag-ibig beagles!
Edward: Yep.
Emmett: I do!
Dog: *jumps into Emmett’s arms*
Emmett: *catches him* Aww…he’s so cute! Edward, read his thoughts, what’s his name?
--Mind pagbaba the Beagle:--
Beagle: *thinking* I like this guy; he’s like a teddy bear! I pag-ibig him. I hope he keeps me! Maybe he’ll name me something better than “Cat”!
--Done pagbaba minds:--
Edward: His name is Cat. He wants a new name. Thinks you’re a teddy madala and wants you to keep it.
Emmett: *still holding “Cat”* I’ll do it all! I’m keeping him!
Edward: Emmett! You have a wife that wants a kid. Really think a dog is the best idea?
Emmett: Of course. I want the dog! Please, please, please?
Edward: I don’t care, but good luck explaining Cat to Rose.
Emmett: It’ll be fine. But, its 12:00 a.m. What vet is open?
Edward: Are you serious? None are, bear! We have to wait until tomorrow.
Emmett: *sighs* fine. Come on Brownie!
Edward: *laughs* you’re really going to name the beagle Brownie?
Emmett: Sure, why not? Anything’s possible!
Edward: I guess your right. *pats his brother’s shoulder*
Emmett: I am…we have a dog!
Edward: YOU have the dog, Emmett. I am the sa pamamagitan ng stander.
Emmett: Whatever. Let’s get Brownie home.
Edward: Exactly, Whatever.
--Back Home:--
*Rosalie’s P.O.V*
Rosalie: *brushing Bella’s hair* you know, I cannot wait to have a baby.
Bella: Yep.
Rosalie: And name it.
Bella: Uh-huh.
Rosalie: And hold it.
Bella: Yup.
Rosalie: *looks at her face* what’s wrong, Bella?
Bella: I can’t believe I did it. He’s going to hate me!
Rosalie: He won’t, Bella.
Bella: How do you know that?
Rosalie: I do.
Bella: You don’t.
*Jasper’s P.O.V*
*thinking*
I never wanted pets
I never thought about pets
I never thought about anything in that category
Well…maybe?
*done thinking*
Jasper: *turns TV on as soon as Em and Ed walk in*
Emmett: *not in the living room yet* I’m just saying, the vet office should be open 24/7.
Edward: Well then how do the doctors get the sleep?
Emmett: Duh, they switch back and forth.
Edward: What if they only have one doctor on hand?
Emmett: They have nurses.
Edward: I didn’t know vets were like Bella’s clinic.
Emmett: You’ve been to Bella’s clinic. Do you know how wrong that sounds?
Edward: No I haven’t, but I was at the office with Carlisle.
Emmett: *walks into the room with a beagle* Why? In case Bella falls while you’re with her.
Edward: *walks in beside him* No. Duh, I already know what to do if that just happens to happen.
Emmett: Sure you do. *looks up at Jasper and Alice on the couch* Oh, hey! Dude-look. I got a dog! *shows the dog to Jasper*
Jasper: Awesome. A beagle?
Emmett: Not just any beagle. MY beagle…isn’t he adorable? I named him Brownie!
Jasper: Brownie?
Edward: Exactly what I said, Jazz…where’s Bella?
Jasper: Upstairs with Rosalie - they’re watching a movie…they sinabi and I quote, ‘We don’t want to be disturbed.’
Edward: Oh, you think it’s over?
Jasper: They went up there 30 minutos ago…probably not.
Edward: Alright…so what are we watching?
Emmett: Duh! We’re watching my super adorable beagle, Brownie!
Edward: How about we don’t. Let’s watch MTV.
Jasper: Actually, I think a rerun of Opera’s on. It’s the one with Adam Lambert on. I was going to watch that.
Edward: Seriously?
Jasper: Yeah, I just ADORE Opera.
Edward: Ugh, fine watch “Opera” I’m going upstairs to check on Bella and Rosalie. Coming with Brownie, Emmett?
Emmett: Yeah, hang on. *picks Brownie up and starts upstairs with Edward* let’s roll!
*Alice’s P.O.V*
*waking up*
Alice: *groggy* Hey, baby.
Jasper: Hi, babies.
Alice: *giggles* they say hi.
Jasper: I pag-ibig you.
Alice: We pag-ibig you too. Hey, did I hear Emmett and Edward walk in?
Jasper: Uh, yeah you did…Emmett was complaining about something.
Alice: What?
Jasper: Brownie.
Alice: Brownies? Why does he want brownies?
Jasper: *grins sheepishly* did I mention he got a dog?
*thanks for reading! And, ROTFL! Jazz likes Opera!*
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutos every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutos every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
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