Robert

1. Tell him that Bella really is dead.
2. Lock him in a room with Jacob.
3. Beat Edward at chess
4. Tell him that Bella ran off with Jacob.
5. Replace all his CD's with techno music.
6. Tell him that he's sparkly.
7. Do not serenade him.
8. Push him in the sunlight.
9. Kill an animal in front of him
10. Tell Edward that there are thousands of posers on Myspace pretending to be him.
11. Tell him that he smells good.
12. Ask him to eat something.
13. Ask him if he got contacts.
14. Beg him to do your homework for him.
15. Ask him to bite you.
16. Ask him if you "dazzle him."
17. Tell him that you pag-ibig him.
18....

yea i made the pamagat to be something a little less opinionated, and madami open to other peoples opinon. so if you agree, say why, and if not, give some examples of her good side! all i did was her bad side cuz thats my opinion. :)

These are from the first chapter of Eclipse.

pg. 14-Charlie to Bella"You're hurting Jake's feelings, avoiding him like this."
response: HOLY CRAP listen to your father Bella!!! you have got a serious problem, and you are hurting poor Jake in the process! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!? GET..A..LIFE, and leave Jacob out of it

pg. 17-in Bella's mind"I wrenched the door out...

As Seattle is ravaged sa pamamagitan ng a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge, Bella once again finds herself surrounded sa pamamagitan ng danger. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her pag-ibig for Edward and her friendship with Jacob—knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the ageless struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella has one madami decision to make: life or death. But which is which?

Yes, yes, here it is…the long awaited third book in the Twilight series sa pamamagitan ng Stephenie Meyer. It’s been...

I got this from Stephenie Meyer's website...I didnt write this myself!
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Writing a sequel is a very different experience than Pagsulat a story. It was for me, at least.

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*From Renesmee's view

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    "Jake, common!" It was Sam's gravelly, irritated voice that woke me up. With astonished pleasure I realized I was married to the man I loved, the man I...

Here's Chapter 3 i hope you like.
Embry's Pov
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