Graypaw: Is there going to be popcorn?
Lionheart: No, you can choke on the kernals and die.
Ravenpaw: Since when has that been a rule? We can't choke on popcorn!
Lionheart: Oh just forget it! Now to continue our production I will ask Graypaw, Ravenpaw, and Firepaw tanong about safety. Now Graypaw is first.
Graypaw: Bring it on! (Graypaw starts bouncing around in circles)
Lionheart: Here is the first scenario. You are hot and you want to jump in the river for a swim. Is this ligtas or not safe?
Graypaw: Safe!
Lionheart: Very good! WAit a minute! That's not safe!
(Firepaw and Ravenpaw were very jealous that Graypaw answered this so easily)
Firepaw: You just had to say that!
Ravenpaw: Yeah.We should dunk you in the toilet!
Graypaw: If you can catch me! (Takes off into the woods with Firepaw and Ravenpaw in pursuit)
Lionheart: Wait! Come back! We aren't done with the production! You mouse-brains! Cut! Cut!
(Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
Lionheart: We are now back to the video that was NOT SUPPOSE TO BE INTERRUPTED! Ravenpaw, was it really ligtas to shoot paintballs like that?
Ravenpaw: Is this a trick question?
Lionheart: Firepaw, you are not suppose to carry weapons! That T.V. remote could have really hurt someone.
(laughing) Graypaw: You are right. It could really poison my mind...
Lionheart: We are almost done. If you all answer this tanong correctly you will be released back into your environment.
(Apprentices just notice the handcuffs on them.)
Firepaw: Hey! I should have you barf up Molten Crater apoy Slugs!
(grooming paw smartly) Graypaw: How are you going to do that?
Firepaw: Duh! With my new magic kit. I ordered it off T.V. ABRAC-
Lionheart: Focus!
(They all stop their chatterboxing)
Lionheart: Here's the question. What is my middle name?
All the Apprentices: Safe! (They run away like runaway jailbirds to go play paintball)
Lionheart: Wait for me! I get the big gun this time!
"Oh when is he going to get back!?" sinabi Cinderpaw in the apprentice yungib impatiently. "Calm down Cinderpaw, he wont take long" sinabi Brackenpaw sleepily."Im looking for him!" she sinabi as she came running out of the apprentice den."Where are you going?" asked a voice behind her. It was Longtail. Im looking for Fireheart!" she sinabi excitedly. "Youre as skittish as a squirrle" Lontail sinabi "Off you go!". She ran to the entrence of the camp and bumped into someone."Hello, Fireheart!" she said."Looks like I came just in time" he teased."I thought a pagmalupitan ate you!" she also teased."No cat would be foolish enough to do that" sinabi Tigerclaw. "OR you got ran over sa pamamagitan ng a monster!" she said. Fireheart yawned. "You should go back to the apprentice den, its late" sinabi Firepaw.
I KNOW ITS REALLY SHORT
I KNOW ITS REALLY SHORT
Tigerheart
