Lionheart: Hello, and welcome to the Safety video for the Reckless Apprentice. In this mini movie we will demonstrate safety tips to avoid injuries.
Graypaw: Is there going to be popcorn?
Lionheart: No, you can choke on the kernals and die.
Ravenpaw: Since when has that been a rule? We can't choke on popcorn!
Lionheart: Oh just forget it! Now to continue our production I will ask Graypaw, Ravenpaw, and Firepaw tanong about safety. Now Graypaw is first.
Graypaw: Bring it on! (Graypaw starts bouncing around in circles)
Lionheart: Here is the first scenario. You are hot and you want to jump in the river for a swim. Is this ligtas or not safe?
Graypaw: Safe!
Lionheart: Very good! WAit a minute! That's not safe!
(Firepaw and Ravenpaw were very jealous that Graypaw answered this so easily)
Firepaw: You just had to say that!
Ravenpaw: Yeah.We should dunk you in the toilet!
Graypaw: If you can catch me! (Takes off into the woods with Firepaw and Ravenpaw in pursuit)
Lionheart: Wait! Come back! We aren't done with the production! You mouse-brains! Cut! Cut!
(Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
Lionheart: We are now back to the video that was NOT SUPPOSE TO BE INTERRUPTED! Ravenpaw, was it really ligtas to shoot paintballs like that?
Ravenpaw: Is this a trick question?
Lionheart: Firepaw, you are not suppose to carry weapons! That T.V. remote could have really hurt someone.
(laughing) Graypaw: You are right. It could really poison my mind...
Lionheart: We are almost done. If you all answer this tanong correctly you will be released back into your environment.
(Apprentices just notice the handcuffs on them.)
Firepaw: Hey! I should have you barf up Molten Crater apoy Slugs!
(grooming paw smartly) Graypaw: How are you going to do that?
Firepaw: Duh! With my new magic kit. I ordered it off T.V. ABRAC-
Lionheart: Focus!
(They all stop their chatterboxing)
Lionheart: Here's the question. What is my middle name?
All the Apprentices: Safe! (They run away like runaway jailbirds to go play paintball)
Lionheart: Wait for me! I get the big gun this time!
Graypaw: Is there going to be popcorn?
Lionheart: No, you can choke on the kernals and die.
Ravenpaw: Since when has that been a rule? We can't choke on popcorn!
Lionheart: Oh just forget it! Now to continue our production I will ask Graypaw, Ravenpaw, and Firepaw tanong about safety. Now Graypaw is first.
Graypaw: Bring it on! (Graypaw starts bouncing around in circles)
Lionheart: Here is the first scenario. You are hot and you want to jump in the river for a swim. Is this ligtas or not safe?
Graypaw: Safe!
Lionheart: Very good! WAit a minute! That's not safe!
(Firepaw and Ravenpaw were very jealous that Graypaw answered this so easily)
Firepaw: You just had to say that!
Ravenpaw: Yeah.We should dunk you in the toilet!
Graypaw: If you can catch me! (Takes off into the woods with Firepaw and Ravenpaw in pursuit)
Lionheart: Wait! Come back! We aren't done with the production! You mouse-brains! Cut! Cut!
(Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
Lionheart: We are now back to the video that was NOT SUPPOSE TO BE INTERRUPTED! Ravenpaw, was it really ligtas to shoot paintballs like that?
Ravenpaw: Is this a trick question?
Lionheart: Firepaw, you are not suppose to carry weapons! That T.V. remote could have really hurt someone.
(laughing) Graypaw: You are right. It could really poison my mind...
Lionheart: We are almost done. If you all answer this tanong correctly you will be released back into your environment.
(Apprentices just notice the handcuffs on them.)
Firepaw: Hey! I should have you barf up Molten Crater apoy Slugs!
(grooming paw smartly) Graypaw: How are you going to do that?
Firepaw: Duh! With my new magic kit. I ordered it off T.V. ABRAC-
Lionheart: Focus!
(They all stop their chatterboxing)
Lionheart: Here's the question. What is my middle name?
All the Apprentices: Safe! (They run away like runaway jailbirds to go play paintball)
Lionheart: Wait for me! I get the big gun this time!
Sweetie-What was dat for?
Dina-Shhh, I is hearing something.
Hazelstripe-I is Hazelstripe!
Sweetie-Hazel what da?
Dina-Shhh, let da sexy one speak.
Hazelstripe-I have come to take you to RiverClan.
Sweetie-YAY!!! Wait, what's RiverClan?
Hazelstripe-It is my Clan. Well, da sexy Spiderleg thinks uderwise. You is Sweetcloud, and you is... Er... Um...
Dina-Brightnose?
Sweetcloud-Wow!
Hazelstripe-Now, Sweetcloud, come to meet da sexy Thornclaw.
Brightnose-What about me???
Dragon-I wuv you!!!!!!!!!!
Brightnose-Okay. (Sighs) I hate dragons. I'll have to dump him and find a sexy CAT instead.
To be continued...
"I`m so sorry Spottedflight, Bounceflame is dead"
"Oh, Eaglewing, I know you did your best"
But up in StarClan, Bounceflame was playing happily with his sister, the first time since she was killed sa pamamagitan ng a badger, along with is mother and father.
"Oh, Spottedflight, I`m so sorry about Bounceflame
"Mommy, why is Daddy like that is he sleeping?"
asked Tanglefoot. "Yeah, why is Daddy still sleeping?" asked Quickfeather "Because, my
precious kits, your father has gone to StarClan".
"Will he be back tomorrow, will he play with me?"
asked Ryewind. " uy mouse-brains, Dads not
coming back' answered Pebblestep. "Yeah, Dads
never wakin up again, tonight we`ll sit with him,and
they`ll take him away for good" sinabi Moonleaf.
Even though he was in StarClan,Bounceflame had
watched his boys from up above until they joined him.
"Oh, Eaglewing, I know you did your best"
But up in StarClan, Bounceflame was playing happily with his sister, the first time since she was killed sa pamamagitan ng a badger, along with is mother and father.
"Oh, Spottedflight, I`m so sorry about Bounceflame
"Mommy, why is Daddy like that is he sleeping?"
asked Tanglefoot. "Yeah, why is Daddy still sleeping?" asked Quickfeather "Because, my
precious kits, your father has gone to StarClan".
"Will he be back tomorrow, will he play with me?"
asked Ryewind. " uy mouse-brains, Dads not
coming back' answered Pebblestep. "Yeah, Dads
never wakin up again, tonight we`ll sit with him,and
they`ll take him away for good" sinabi Moonleaf.
Even though he was in StarClan,Bounceflame had
watched his boys from up above until they joined him.
Leafcloud,Windbranch,Splashbreeze,and Twoear are out with their apprentices,Applepaw,Mintpaw, Oakpaw, and Eaglepaw.
Applepaw:" I smell something unusual"
Eaglepaw : " I smell it too."
Oakpaw : "So do I"
Windbranch : " It is probably a rouge."
Mintpaw :" Like the kind of monster ?"
Twoear: " How do you know that "
Mintpaw; " So, I read the back."
Splashbreeze :"YOU CAN READ ?
Mintpaw : "No, the word looked familiar."
All of a sudden a rouge cat jumps out at them,and it is on the Thunderpath, then suddenly a monster roars by, squishing the rouge cat.It is a Rouge car.
Mintpaw : "Well,Leafcloud, I guess you were right in both ways.
Everybody else : "MINTPAW!!!!!!!!!!"
Applepaw:" I smell something unusual"
Eaglepaw : " I smell it too."
Oakpaw : "So do I"
Windbranch : " It is probably a rouge."
Mintpaw :" Like the kind of monster ?"
Twoear: " How do you know that "
Mintpaw; " So, I read the back."
Splashbreeze :"YOU CAN READ ?
Mintpaw : "No, the word looked familiar."
All of a sudden a rouge cat jumps out at them,and it is on the Thunderpath, then suddenly a monster roars by, squishing the rouge cat.It is a Rouge car.
Mintpaw : "Well,Leafcloud, I guess you were right in both ways.
Everybody else : "MINTPAW!!!!!!!!!!"
Battle cries raged across the clearing.Cat were yowling biting and spitting.A kahel tom was fighting a black she-cat."Hollowstar!Timeclan is finnished!"The kahel tom yowled."We will not fall yet,Flamestar!"Hollowstar started fighting even harder now.A white she-cat swayed torwd hollowstar."Hollowstar!We have to leave!"Hollowstar got up and let Flarestar go."Why?We cant give in now!"the rhite she-cat eyes grew huge with worie."Petaldawn's kits are coming!"Hollowstar eyes grew wide.We have to go!She ran up to the highest rock."Retreat,Timeclan!Retreat!"The Timeclan Pusa were running towrd there camp.Hollowstar looked to the sky."The battle of the raging stars has begun."