Wow… just wow. The may-akda of todays fanfic didn’t even fucking try to make it good. Just a minuto and a half long story, and that’s it. And its especially insulting to me, because this is a Zelda fanfic, and I pag-ibig the Zelda games. So, lets start the fanfic, named Majora’s Pants… About half of you just left. I can feel it. You all left because the pamagat is so stupid, its unbelievable.
So, it starts with Link walking into the Great Deku puno and- HOLD ON! Majora? Great Deku Tree? Both of them are from different Zelda games. The Great Deku puno is from Ocarina of Time, whereas Majora is from Majora’s Mask. Neither of them are mentioned in the same game. This is just stupid. Oh, and get used to me stopping to compare Zelda games. It’s gonna happen a lot.
So, after that, Link is walking around, with Navi being as annoying as possible. Well, at least they got that part down. So, after that, Link begins talking. Okay, Link never talks… ever. He is always quiet, so the player can put themselves in the game. The writer completely screwed that up. So, after Link gets mad, he just cuts his way through and ends up in a different room. After that, Link meets… Tony Stark from Iron Man? WHAT!? No, seriously. What the fuck. I checked the fanfictions description. It says this fanfic is a Comedy/Parody. It says nowhere that this is a crossover. Literally, nowhere. WHY THE FUCK IS TONY STARK IN A ZELDA FANFIC!? And another thing, where the fuck is Majora? I don’t care if he’s a pair of pants, a mask, or, hell, a used condom. WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?!
Okay, so, after this, Tony Stark blasts Navi and Link and just leaves… and thats the end of the fanfic. No, I’m not kidding. You just read 335 words (Yes, I counted), and that is how it ends. Actually, it doesn’t even end. It just stops… My god, Kane and Lynch 2 had a better ending than that, and you know that, when someone says that Kane and Lynch 2 had a better ending, you know this guy fucked up badly. And this fanfic is one big fuck up.
It makes no goddamn sense, the Pagsulat is too fast, and Majora is no where to be seen. This doesn’t even take place in the world of Majora’s Mask. It takes place in Ocarina of Time, so, the may-akda is mixed up completely about these games locations. So, yeah, if you wanna waste a minuto and thirty segundos of your life, than I say, waste it on something better than this fanfic. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
So, it starts with Link walking into the Great Deku puno and- HOLD ON! Majora? Great Deku Tree? Both of them are from different Zelda games. The Great Deku puno is from Ocarina of Time, whereas Majora is from Majora’s Mask. Neither of them are mentioned in the same game. This is just stupid. Oh, and get used to me stopping to compare Zelda games. It’s gonna happen a lot.
So, after that, Link is walking around, with Navi being as annoying as possible. Well, at least they got that part down. So, after that, Link begins talking. Okay, Link never talks… ever. He is always quiet, so the player can put themselves in the game. The writer completely screwed that up. So, after Link gets mad, he just cuts his way through and ends up in a different room. After that, Link meets… Tony Stark from Iron Man? WHAT!? No, seriously. What the fuck. I checked the fanfictions description. It says this fanfic is a Comedy/Parody. It says nowhere that this is a crossover. Literally, nowhere. WHY THE FUCK IS TONY STARK IN A ZELDA FANFIC!? And another thing, where the fuck is Majora? I don’t care if he’s a pair of pants, a mask, or, hell, a used condom. WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?!
Okay, so, after this, Tony Stark blasts Navi and Link and just leaves… and thats the end of the fanfic. No, I’m not kidding. You just read 335 words (Yes, I counted), and that is how it ends. Actually, it doesn’t even end. It just stops… My god, Kane and Lynch 2 had a better ending than that, and you know that, when someone says that Kane and Lynch 2 had a better ending, you know this guy fucked up badly. And this fanfic is one big fuck up.
It makes no goddamn sense, the Pagsulat is too fast, and Majora is no where to be seen. This doesn’t even take place in the world of Majora’s Mask. It takes place in Ocarina of Time, so, the may-akda is mixed up completely about these games locations. So, yeah, if you wanna waste a minuto and thirty segundos of your life, than I say, waste it on something better than this fanfic. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
Why are there all these "parent review" sites..
Descibing everything BAD about Hellsing Ultimate, ALL war movies, Walking Dead, Grand Theft Auto... ANYTHING adult themed..
It's called ADULT THEMED for a reason.
Shit like Hellsing Ultimate is NOT for kids, so my question, why were you letting them watch it in the first place.
Frankly if I watched Hellsing Ultimate as a child, I would be even madami screwed up than I already am.
That shit is freaky.
And as for grand Theft Auto.
"it's not fuckin real!"
Please get that though your heads.
Cops aren't morons, they wouldn't just "give up" cause they Nawawala sight of you.
They know what you would look like now.
And if you resist arrest and shoot at them, their aim won't excatly be "Major's" aim, like displayed in the game..
Descibing everything BAD about Hellsing Ultimate, ALL war movies, Walking Dead, Grand Theft Auto... ANYTHING adult themed..
It's called ADULT THEMED for a reason.
Shit like Hellsing Ultimate is NOT for kids, so my question, why were you letting them watch it in the first place.
Frankly if I watched Hellsing Ultimate as a child, I would be even madami screwed up than I already am.
That shit is freaky.
And as for grand Theft Auto.
"it's not fuckin real!"
Please get that though your heads.
Cops aren't morons, they wouldn't just "give up" cause they Nawawala sight of you.
They know what you would look like now.
And if you resist arrest and shoot at them, their aim won't excatly be "Major's" aim, like displayed in the game..
