Wind: (Sitting at his desk)
Hannah: (Slams hand on desk) Wind
Wind: What do you want now, Hannah
Hannah: The teachers are taking a group of students to a field trip to Washington, and the student faculty is going to be watching over the school while they are gone
Wind: So why are you telling me this
Hannah: Because we need someone as psychotic and an intent to kill such as yourself that would be perfect to keep order around here
Wind: Nah. As much as I pag-ibig power, if my power means I am helping you, I will not. Because I fucking hate you
Hannah: If you do it, I will buy you lunch all of susunod week
Wind: ………….
(Later)
Wind: (Sitting in the student faculty room) That Chinese pagkain is mine
Cody: (Walks in) Hey, faggot face
James: (Walks in) Hi
Wind: What the fu- What are you guys doing here
Cody: Well, we failed so miserably on the history test, that we weren’t allowed to go on the field trip
Wind: Oh well. It’s just Washington. It’s just a major sign of Capitalism. Nothing special.
James: Well, me and Cody are going rolling chair racing. Want to sumali us
Wind: What is this, a fucking Jackass movie? No
(Later)
James and Cody: (Racing down the hallway and they both crash into each, falling on the floor in pain)
Wind: (Laughs) I never sinabi anything about not spectating
Cody: (Gets up) Okay, let’s try something else
James: Like what?
(Later)
Cody and James: (In the workshop room, fighting each other with saw blades)
Wind: Come on. Hit him in the jugular
Hannah: (Walks in) What the fuck is going on here
James: Um….. Saw blade jousting
Hannah: I swear to god, your all idiots. Especially you Wind
Wind: What the hell did I do. Their the ones handling dangerous equipment
Hannah: You sat and watch like a goddamn psychopath. You’re the worst one here
Cody: Yeah he is
Wind: Cody, I will fucking end you.
Hannah: And here I thought I could trust you
Wind: You actually trusted me to watch a building with no one around that I could easily turn into a Darwinist facility in a matter of segundos if I wanted to?
Hannah: Um…….. Well………………. Huh…….. I didn’t think that through
Wind: Yeah you didn’t. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to my job (To Cody and James) Okay, back to the fight
Hannah: Oh no you don’t. You are going back to the student faculty room right now
Wind: I’m going to go with no and continue watching this
Hannah: Wind, if you don’t get up right now, I will-
Wind: Will what? Insult me to death. Go ahead, I’ve heard them all
Hannah: Okay, that’s it (Picks up a saw blade and throws it at him)
Wind: (Dodges the blade quickly) Oh, so now we’re getting to the whole fratricide thing, huh? Okay, I can do that (Picks up the saw blade and throws it back at her)
Hannah: (Dodges and throws another saw blade at him)
Wind: (Dodges) Ha, you missed (The saw blade ends up hitting a gas tank) (Wind turns) Oh fu-
(The susunod Day)
Teachers: (They come back to see a large chunk of the school blown up)
Principal: HANNAH! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, THROWING A SAW BLADE AROUND FOR FUN!
Hannah: (Crying) I don’t know
Principal: YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN WIND AND HIS mga kaibigan KILLED! I SEE THAT I WAS WRONG ABOUT ENTRUSTING YOU! WIND AND HIS COMPANIONS ARE WHAT MAKE THIS SCHOOL GREAT, AND YOU NEARLY KILLED THEM!
Wind: Well, maybe she was just stressed. I can’t blame her
Principal: (Calms down as he talks to Wind) I am so sorry you were almost killed. I will make sure she is punished for this. You just enjoy your time off of school
Wind: Of course, Principal. I look pasulong to coming back (Walks off, grinning evilly) (And just like that, Hannah is nothing madami than a sobbing mess. Without power over me, she will lose it, and I will be victorious, as usual)
Hannah: (Slams hand on desk) Wind
Wind: What do you want now, Hannah
Hannah: The teachers are taking a group of students to a field trip to Washington, and the student faculty is going to be watching over the school while they are gone
Wind: So why are you telling me this
Hannah: Because we need someone as psychotic and an intent to kill such as yourself that would be perfect to keep order around here
Wind: Nah. As much as I pag-ibig power, if my power means I am helping you, I will not. Because I fucking hate you
Hannah: If you do it, I will buy you lunch all of susunod week
Wind: ………….
(Later)
Wind: (Sitting in the student faculty room) That Chinese pagkain is mine
Cody: (Walks in) Hey, faggot face
James: (Walks in) Hi
Wind: What the fu- What are you guys doing here
Cody: Well, we failed so miserably on the history test, that we weren’t allowed to go on the field trip
Wind: Oh well. It’s just Washington. It’s just a major sign of Capitalism. Nothing special.
James: Well, me and Cody are going rolling chair racing. Want to sumali us
Wind: What is this, a fucking Jackass movie? No
(Later)
James and Cody: (Racing down the hallway and they both crash into each, falling on the floor in pain)
Wind: (Laughs) I never sinabi anything about not spectating
Cody: (Gets up) Okay, let’s try something else
James: Like what?
(Later)
Cody and James: (In the workshop room, fighting each other with saw blades)
Wind: Come on. Hit him in the jugular
Hannah: (Walks in) What the fuck is going on here
James: Um….. Saw blade jousting
Hannah: I swear to god, your all idiots. Especially you Wind
Wind: What the hell did I do. Their the ones handling dangerous equipment
Hannah: You sat and watch like a goddamn psychopath. You’re the worst one here
Cody: Yeah he is
Wind: Cody, I will fucking end you.
Hannah: And here I thought I could trust you
Wind: You actually trusted me to watch a building with no one around that I could easily turn into a Darwinist facility in a matter of segundos if I wanted to?
Hannah: Um…….. Well………………. Huh…….. I didn’t think that through
Wind: Yeah you didn’t. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to my job (To Cody and James) Okay, back to the fight
Hannah: Oh no you don’t. You are going back to the student faculty room right now
Wind: I’m going to go with no and continue watching this
Hannah: Wind, if you don’t get up right now, I will-
Wind: Will what? Insult me to death. Go ahead, I’ve heard them all
Hannah: Okay, that’s it (Picks up a saw blade and throws it at him)
Wind: (Dodges the blade quickly) Oh, so now we’re getting to the whole fratricide thing, huh? Okay, I can do that (Picks up the saw blade and throws it back at her)
Hannah: (Dodges and throws another saw blade at him)
Wind: (Dodges) Ha, you missed (The saw blade ends up hitting a gas tank) (Wind turns) Oh fu-
(The susunod Day)
Teachers: (They come back to see a large chunk of the school blown up)
Principal: HANNAH! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, THROWING A SAW BLADE AROUND FOR FUN!
Hannah: (Crying) I don’t know
Principal: YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN WIND AND HIS mga kaibigan KILLED! I SEE THAT I WAS WRONG ABOUT ENTRUSTING YOU! WIND AND HIS COMPANIONS ARE WHAT MAKE THIS SCHOOL GREAT, AND YOU NEARLY KILLED THEM!
Wind: Well, maybe she was just stressed. I can’t blame her
Principal: (Calms down as he talks to Wind) I am so sorry you were almost killed. I will make sure she is punished for this. You just enjoy your time off of school
Wind: Of course, Principal. I look pasulong to coming back (Walks off, grinning evilly) (And just like that, Hannah is nothing madami than a sobbing mess. Without power over me, she will lose it, and I will be victorious, as usual)
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
It was a beautiful araw in Equestria. bahaghari Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.
Applejack: Well, thanks you two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if you get it on you, you can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised you didn't wear that farming outfit you made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...
Yesterday at Carousel...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
It was a typical araw in New York City. People were walking down the sidewalks, and cars crowded the streets, but in front of a coffee shop, a man was sitting, while typing on his laptop.
SeanTheHedgehog's
Person 94: *Typing on his laptop inside the coffee shop*
Background People: *Drinking coffee, and eating donuts*
SeanTheHedgehog's
Wonderful World
Taxi Driver: *Going over 60, passing several other cars*
Man 89: *Hugging his suitcase* Do all taxi drivers drive like this in the city?
Taxi Driver:...
Happy Halloween everyone, and welcome to the tenth and final listahan of the Halloween season. Today, we will be looking at the five pumpkins and scarecrows in the entertainment world…. I ran out of things to make a full tuktok ten. Sue me. So, yeah. The usual rules. Only one per franchise and only for ones I have seen. Also, don’t expect this to be too scary. But trust me, I will find at least one nightmare inducing monster to put on this list. Trust me. With all that said, let us start the list.
#10: Jack from Animal Crossing (Pumpkin)
What can really be sinabi about Jack. All he is is a guy...
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#10: Jack from Animal Crossing (Pumpkin)
What can really be sinabi about Jack. All he is is a guy...
Art by AquaMarine
I pag-ibig George A. Romero's zombie movies. Their all so creative with their monsters, and how they manage to impress me with every film (With a few exceptions of Diary and Survival of the Dead). They were just so good. So good in fact, that the Dead series inspired a just as awesome zombie movie. Probably my paborito horror comedy movie ever made. It's the classic British horror romantic comedy, Shaun of the Dead.
Shaun of the Dead is the classic 2004 movie staring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, who would appear in other pelikula sa pamamagitan ng the same creators, such as Hot Fuzz and The World's End. The...
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Shaun of the Dead is the classic 2004 movie staring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, who would appear in other pelikula sa pamamagitan ng the same creators, such as Hot Fuzz and The World's End. The...
Art by Deathding
You must look at this picture for 20 segundos before continuing onto the susunod part of this tagahanga fiction
Song: link
The following is an STH/AM6663 tagahanga Fiction
Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side sa pamamagitan ng side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now you understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look pasulong to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.
Song (Start at 0:27): link
Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got split into...
