Hey, everyone, welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. So, after having been on this website for four years, I can safely say that, I have matured. A lot. Mentally, anyway. There was a time where I couldn’t handle a small opinion without have a fucking hissy fit like a baby suffering from the most violent case of autism you’ve ever seen. There were times when I couldn’t even do criticism right. Hell, I think I may have ruined the word “criticism” for a few people who knew me on this website. So, for the fourth anniversary of my arrival on this website, I’m not gonna celebrate with a big review of some game or movie, or a huge tuktok ten list, or even a thanks to all my mga kaibigan on here. No, instead, I want to look at all of my failures, all of the things that I did to make a complete and utter asno of myself in the span of just a single year. So, sumali me on this complete and utter roast of myself. Let us get right into the shit!

~Fanfiction~



So starting things off, I started off my Pagsulat career sa pamamagitan ng going onto the MLP club. I’m not going to act like I’m the biggest tagahanga of MLP. Hell, I’m not even a major tagahanga of it anymore. I just look at it and all I can think of was, “Jesus Christ, that was me one day”. But regardless, I had dabbled in two fanfics. One was a ship fic and the other was a horror story. And both were equally terrible. One was as generic as ship fics get, not even a good one, one I just saw was popular and thought I could get some easy fans immediately, and the other was a shameless Cupcakes rip-off. For fucks sake, Cupcakes wasn’t even that great. It wasn’t even okay. It’s shit, if you ask me. But my idiot brain thought it would be a clever idea to just use some original character, that way I don’t have to worry about angering people when I kill their paborito character. Boy, wasn’t I clever, and not a plagiarist piece of shit. And trust me, we’ll get back to the plagiarism eventually. Oh, and then there was the, not one, but two Ace Attorney fanfictions that I made. One of them I completely lied about the creation of, saying that my sister, a person who refuses to go onto Fanpop, made one of them, because even then I didn’t like the work and completely refused to let anyone believe that I made it. And people believed it. That’s not their fault, though, because if I can say that an eleven taon old wrote this, they’d probably believe it. But no, a person who was fourteen at the time made it. And it was fucking atrocious. You will never see someone suck their own dick harder than when you read that series. Calling myself famous? Really? On a website that has a couple thousand users, which, sa pamamagitan ng internet standards, isn’t much, and sure as shit isn’t enough to consider yourself internet famous. I didn’t even know it was possible to suck your own dick completely dry.

~Anti-Social~



For those who met me when I first arrived on this website…. I apologize. But that aside, when I first came on here, you could tell that I had no idea what I was wanting to say. The first thing that came out of my mouth, I sinabi it. The first thing that came to mind, I didn’t think about it, I didn’t even compare the pros and cons. I just typed it down on there and just thought it was a grand idea, and that nothing could possibly go wrong. My “grand idea” ended up getting a fellow member of the community I was a part of completely banned from the website because of what I said. I won’t go into detail, for that persons sake, but my idiotic rambling got them banned permanently. That person has yet to return, but I still owe them a huge apology for the stupid shit I did. Oh, and who can forget the time I spouted such stupid in jokes and memes. Remember Wubs or bass Cannons. Weren’t those just wonderful jokes built to last?



And who can forget the time I tried to rope my sister, my young, at the time grade schooler sister, who had no idea how to even work a computer, to sumali Fanpop so I could spread the glory? Who could forget the time I warned people of my crazy younger brother, who had no interest of Fanpop, just to start some figurative beef between people, just so I can look good in the eyes of the public. This is just starting to turn madami and madami like something a crazed attention whore would do. Oh wait, that’s exactly what I was. An attention whore! But hey, I’m sure things got better, right?

~Edgelord~



Eventually, I got to a point where I let the world just get to me madami than ever before, and slowly devolved into the teen angst phase. I only listened to older music because new music just wasn’t for me, I couldn’t stand society and the American culture and saw it all as evil, corrupt, and just idiotic, and I kept Pagsulat “Satirical” articles, telling everyone about how smart I was because I don’t like politics or don’t listen to the new music of this generation or don’t spend money to go watch a new movie in theaters or don’t use memes because memes are used sa pamamagitan ng idiots when in reality the only idiot here was my dumbass. With all that teen angst, you’d think that I would have eventually just shot up a place to get my delusional point across.



But hey, surely it won’t get worse… Right!?!

~Angry Opinions~



… Fuck! Well, one fucking idiotic turn deserves another, they say. After some time, I decided to build my own club, and witht the work of others, I managed to build myself up quite a community on that little page. It’s nothing spectacular, but I can at least say that, my past self, did one thing right. Same can’t be sinabi for my opinions. With such hate towards society, like some edgy pre-teen unabomber, to my utter disgust of some games, because it’s different, I rarely, if ever, gave a reason for my disgust and hate towards some games and just said, “I don’t like it because I say so”. Then there was the entire, “I Hate America” phase, the phase where I spouted about just how terrible the United States was, because there was so much idiots in the area. But did I ever stop and think that, maybe, just maybe, that there are idiots on every part of this damn earth. America isn’t perfect, I’m not gonna sit here and say it is the best place in the world. But with a place like democracy and freedom, it’s no North Korea, that’s for sure. It is far from the wasteland that I described it as years ago. And one of the worst things I did on here was when another user, who will also go unnamed, criticised my work continuously and I proceeded to call them haters. No, Nik, you special snowflake little cunt baby. That’s called criticism. Either grow a backbone or kill yourself. Each and every turn I made seemed to make me look madami and madami childish with each passing moment. But, of course, things don’t end there. Now, we get to the real shit.

~What’s Your Take~



People have some times asked me when I will make another What’s Your Take article. Short answer: I will never bring this series back. It was a mistake that should have never made it to two hundred articles. Longer answer: What’s Your Take was a series I started shortly after joining Fanpop, and is what got me the sudo-popularity that I have today… Just stating that fact makes me wanna die a little. What’s Your Take was originally meant to be a series that reviewed fanfictions, and granted, while those fanfictions were… Not good, that doesn’t mean that it makes my series better. I mean, it’s fanfiction. What do you expect? High quality writing? Most of them, like Shrek is Love, were meant to be jokes. Oh, but special snowflake fifteen taon old Nik was such a little whipped asong babae that he couldn’t handle a little trolling so he just Nawawala his shit at the very mention of that story. Oh, and speaking of which, those reviews were less of reviews and madami of me just yelling like an autistic retard. And it’s fine to say that, I have aspergers. But at least I have madami control of it, and not having a panic attack whenever I read a story. Eventually, What’s Your Take evolved from a fanfiction review into stuff like games, anime, shows, movies, and MLP, but always did remember to talk about fanfictions. There’s so much great What’s Your Takes, like…. Saints Row 2 MLP Theory…. Cartoon Network is Dead………………. My Little Dashie Review



But hey, what’s worse than being a cringe lord? How about ripping off other peoples reviews… Yeah, I did that. Too lazy to write notes, reread stories or rewatch movies, I just thought, “Well, maybe I can take some mga panipi from this video and this artikulo and do something with that.” Some artikulo were word for word ripped off of other people reviews. If it wasn’t for the fact that I wasn’t making money from this, I would have probably gotten into trouble for plagiarism. Some people even noticed that I was stealing other people’s words, but special Nik always said, “Uh, NuE! StUpID! I’ts Mie WorK! Yer DuMD!” What’s Your Take was a series that was built on ripping off other people, screaming into a text box with sombrero LOCK BECAUSE THAT PROVES YOUR POINT!, and just in general being the biggest mistake to ever come onto this website. With a combination of edgy jokes, weird posts, idiotic choices made, really bad humor, and just awful Pagsulat that I put onto here, and that doesn’t even include some of the other shit I’ve done with really dumb presinto and cringey questions, it’s amazing that people had anything to do with me. It’s honestly baffling that people stuck with me for that long… And they still do today.

Aftermath



Just like any deep wound, while there are definitely hard scars there that will never fade, they do heal, and they do get better. That is the best way to describe my personality on this website. The things I did will always be there, well, until I start a massive purge of it all, but I at least know that things will be getting better. That is the best thing I can say about all this. While I will always hate the things I did from the childish reactions, the edgy content… And WYT, at least I can say that I learned from my mistakes and managed to do better. And, again, for some reason, everyone who I met here, or a majority of them, have stayed as my friend, even today. Why, I don’t know. Probably never will. But I am grateful to have them here, and wouldn’t have it any other way.

Epilogue

Old me wa a cringey piece of shit and I am glad I have moved on from my old, annoying self. I hope that things get better from here and that I can better myself as a person and as a creative mind. That’s what I hope for. Also, in case it wasn’t clear before… WYT’s dead forever!