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Ethan: *Waiting in a siding*
Liam: *Sitting in a chair*
Metal Gloss: *Walking around the two* What are we doing again?
Liam: Deciding who to host tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Metal Gloss: None of us have done it before.
Ethan: Yeah. Let's take turns. Metal Gloss can go first, then for the susunod ipakita in May, Liam can do it.
Liam: Sounds like a plan.
Metal Gloss: In that case, here's tonight's lineup.

8 PM

Ponies On The Rails
Adventures of Thomas & Friends

8:30 PM

The REAL Powerpuff Girls - Bak2Bak

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and madami time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to Mirage* Mister, we need your help!
Mirage: What's the matter?
Colts: Our bus is running late, and we need to get to school.
Mirage: Well, I suppose I could give you a ride, but susunod time, try not to talk to somepony you don't know. Get in.
Colts: *Gets in car*
Mirage: Stay there, I'll be back. *Goes to house, then gets on telephone* I gotta let Pete know that I'll be late for work. *Dialing Pete's number on phone*
Pete: *Signing papers in office, and picks up phone* Hello?
Mirage: Pete, something popped up, and I may be late for work.
Pete: Okay Mirage, get here when you can. Thanks for telling me. *Hangs up*
Colts: *Waiting in car*
Mirage: *Arrives* Okay kids, I just had to make a call. *Gets in car* Now, to get you to school. *Starts car, then drives out of driveway*
Colts: *Looking around*
Mirage: *Drives to school*
Colt: uy mister, what do you do for a living?
Mirage: I'm an engineer.
Colt: Do you fix stuff?
Mirage: No, I drive trains.
Colt: Oh, that kind of engineer.
Mirage: Yeah, I'm new at the job too.

A bus soon passed Mirage on the other side of the road.

Colt: Did you see the driver of that bus?
bisiro 2: I don't know. He could be a new driver.
Mirage: Do you know somepony that drives the bus?
Colt: Not really.
bisiro 2: I heard from somepony that the new driver is orange, and yellow with a dark green mane.
Colt: And he hates trains so much, that he'll do anything to get rid of them. You better be careful mister.
Mirage: Oh please, just call me Mirage. Nocturnal Mirage. *Arrives at school* Here we are. And hey, if you ever need another ride, let me know.
Colts: You got it. *Runs out of car, and go to school*
Mirage: Alright, now to get to work. *Turns around, and drives to train station*

When Mirage got to work, he saw the same bus that passed him when he was giving the colts a ride to school. Nearby, were several ponies that just got off the bus. As Mirage was parking his car, the bus driver got out, and looked angry.

Mirage: *Gets out of car, and walks to station*
Bus Driver Pony: *Looks at Mirage*
Mirage: Good morning. Are you a new bus driver?
Bus Driver Pony: Yeah, and I think what I just did was dumb. If I knew I was bringing ponies to the train station, I might have crashed into a building!
Mirage: I'm glad you didn't. Our railway needs passengers, and we thank you for your assistance.
Bus Driver Pony: Lies! All lies! Buses will be the future of transportation. One day, all you ponies that work on railways will lose your job, and be homeless!
Mirage: That right there is a lie. Everypony here works their hardest.
Orion: *Runs out of station* Hey, Mirage, guess what!
Mirage: What?
Orion: I was this close to getting fired, but instead I got a three week suspension.
Mirage: Oh my god, what did you do this time?
Orion: I threw somepony's luggage onto the tracks, and a train ran it over. Well, I'm gonna enjoy my suspension! *Runs away*
Bus Driver Pony: You were saying?
Mirage: Okay, he's the only one that causes mayhem around here.
Gordon: AHHH! *Kicks parang buriko out of station* Don't ever say that word in front of me again!
walang tiyak na layunin Pony: But I just sinabi Moby Dick was a great book!
Gordon: Moby Dick is the worst book ever!! They should censor that word from the book, and everywhere in this world! *Walks to bus* Hey, get me to the bar. I need to get my daily dose of booze.
Bus Driver Pony: Get in. *Gets in bus*
Gordon: *Gets in bus*
Bus Driver Pony: *Drives away*

After arguing with the bus driver, Mirage entered Pete's office.

Pete: Well, if that bus driver keeps giving you problems, ignore him. Or ipakita him that his ways, and means of transportation are wrong. Whichever one comes first.
Mirage: I'd like to do the segundo one.
Pete: I'm sure we all would.
Mirage: Right then. What do you want me to do for work today?
Pete: Today, I want you to work with Nicole on getting a freight train down into Laramie. When you get back from that, a passenger train heading for Denver should be here. I want you to drive it.
Mirage: You got it. *Leaves office*

As Mirage was walking to the train yard to work with Nicole, he saw Hawkeye, and Stylo sitting in their usual spot when they wait for a train to take over.

Mirage: Hey, did you two hear about what happened with Gordon?
Hawkeye: No, what?
Mirage: He heard somepony talking about the book Moby Dick, and when he heard the segundo word of that title, he went ballistic.
Stylo: *Laughing* That's Gordon for you.
Mirage: Yeah, I know. And another thing, there's an orange, and yellow parang buriko with a green mane that could make us run out of business. He's been badmouthing everypony here.
Hawkeye: Well, we can't allow that.
Stylo: Just give him hell Mirage.
Mirage: You know I will, but first I need to get on a freight train with Nicole. We're taking it to Laramie.
Hawkeye: Good luck.
Mirage: Thanks mate. *walks to train yard*

After talking to Hawkeye, and Stylo, Mirage went to the train yard where he had to work with Nicole. They were taking a freight train to Laramie.

Mirage: *Climbs into cab* Hello Nicole.
Nicole: Hi Mirage.
Mirage: How long have you been here?
Nicole: Not too long. I'm waiting for the Railroad Police to finish inspecting the train.
Mirage: Right then. Did you check our fuel?
Nicole: Yes. We have enough coal, and water to go all the way to Laramie, and back.
RP Pony: Okay, you're clear to go.
Mirage: Right.
Nicole: Thank you.
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Nicole: *Blows whistle twice*
Mirage: *Shoveling coal into firebox*
Nicole: *Drives train out of the train yard, and onto the mainline* Is everything okay?
Mirage: Oh yeah, I just got in a conversation with a bus driver. He sinabi that everypony that works on a railway will end up homless, and that the bus is the future of transportation.
Nicole: Is he orange, and yellow with a dark green mane?
Mirage: Yes!
Nicole: I call him Kurt. A couple of ponies told me that it's his name.
Mirage: Good to know. Let's keep our eyes on the tracks.

They got to Laramie on time, and brought another freight train into Cheyenne. Mirage, and Nicole were walking to the station together.

Mirage: So, what are you going to do next?
Nicole: Well, I gotta tell Pete something, then I'm going to work in the yards. What about you?
Mirage: I have to take a passenger train into Denver. It should be here soon. *Sits at bench*
Nicole: *Walks into station*
Mirage: *Checks watch* Only 90 segundos until my train arrives.
Nicole: *Runs out of station* Mirage, you may want to see this. *Runs back into station*
Mirage: *Follows Nicole*

Both ponies were staring out the front window. They could see Kurt, standing sa pamamagitan ng his bus letting ponies in. He just finished putting up a sign on his bus, underneath the windows. It sinabi Railway Bus.

Nicole: Kurt put that up there to fool everypony. Instead of bringing passengers to us, he's taking them away.
Mirage: He's not taking them to Denver, is he?
Nicole: That's what I heard him say.
Mirage: Impossible! Denver is further from here sa pamamagitan ng road!
Nicole: Yeah, but he says that he knows a short cut.
Kurt: *Gets in bus*
Mirage: He's driving away!
Kurt: *Drives bus away from station* YEAH!!!
Mirage: *Looks at watch* My train is here already. I better get going. *Runs out of station, and gets into train* Come on, come on! Turn the signal green!
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Conductor: All aboard!
Mirage: *Blows horn twice, and drives out of station* I'll catch that bus sooner or later!

The road was parallel to the railway halfway up Sherman Hill. After that, it split up. One road went right, and under a railway bridge. Kurt took that road instead of the other one.

As Mirage was getting to a bridge on his train, he saw somepony waving a red flag. That meant danger.

Mirage: *Stops train*
Railway Pony: *Walks up to Mirage*
Mirage: What's wrong?
Railway Pony: I understand that you've been racing a bus to Denver.
Mirage: Yeah, where is he?
Railway Pony: Look no further. He's under the bridge, and got his bus stuck under.
Mirage: Oh boy.
Bus Ponies: We want our money back!
Bus parang buriko 35: That asno hat lied to us, and sinabi he'd take us to another station to catch another train!
Bus parang buriko 13: Then he tried getting us to Denver sa pamamagitan ng himself.
Bus parang buriko 6: The bus sucks. We're getting on the train.
Kurt: No you're not! How was I supposed to know that this bus was too big to go under the bridge?!
Bus Ponies: *Walk pass Kurt, and gets onto train*
Mirage: Well, looks like I got madami passengers for my train.
Railway Pony: *Looks at bridge* It's risky, so go as slow as possible.
Mirage: Right. *Walks back to engine, and climbs into cab*
Kurt: Wait, what's he doing?
Railway Pony: Just wait, and see.
Mirage: *Drives slowly over bridge*
Kurt: Is he- is he going over?!
Railway Pony: Yep.
Mirage: *Getting train over bridge*
Kurt: *Looking at bus stuck under bridge* STOP!! YOU'LL CRUSH MY BUS!!
Railway Pony: It's not going anywhere. Relax.
Mirage: *Gets entire train over bridge*

To make a long story short, Mirage got the train to Denver on time. When he returned to Cheyenne, he told everypony about what happened, and they celebrated.

As for Kurt? He Nawawala his job for getting the bus stuck under the bridge, and is now a teacher at an elementary school. He still badmouths everypony that works on railways, but it doesn't bother anypony. His students ignore him.

The End

On the susunod episode of Ponies On The Rails

Nicole learns an important lesson.

SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014

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Episode 1: Gordon, and the new diesel

It was a wonderful araw on the island of sodor. Thomas was running his branchline as usual, when he stopped at a station. Gordon stopped susunod to him.

"Good morning Gordon." sinabi Thomas. "How are you on this fine day?"

"I'm doing alright Thomas." Gordon replied, "And I heard we're getting a new engine."

"That's awesome." Wheeshed Thomas, "Do you know when the new engine will be getting here?"

"I think he'll meet us at Tidmouth Shed's tomorrow morning." Gordon told Thomas, then he steamed off with the express. Then, Thomas took off with his train.

The susunod morning, Sir Tophamm Hat was at Tidmouth Sheds with a silver diesel that had three stripes.

"Everyone, meet Sean." sinabi Sir Tophamm Hat. "He is the new engine that I ordered."

"A pleasure to meet you all." sinabi Sean.

All the engines sinabi hello to the new engine, except for Gordon. He seemed jealous, and thought that Sean was going to replace him.

"Gordon," sinabi Sir Tophamm Hat, "I need you to carry the express."

"Yes sir," sinabi Gordon, and he left the yards at once.

When Gordon got to Knapford station, he noticed the express was a little larger then it normally was. It was seven passenger cars long.

Gordon coupled to the train, and left the station when the signal turned green.

'This may be hard to get up that hill' Gordon thought. It seemed to be easy at first, but Gordon knew he would have a hard time going up the hill.

A few minutos later, near the station, Sean was waiting for his first assignment. A engineer came to him.

"Gordon is stuck on the hill, and needs your help." sinabi the engineer.

"I'll get on it right away." Sean said, and raced out of the station to Gordon's hill.

"Years of going up this monstrous hill, and I still can't get a train up here." Gordon exclaimed, "Bother!"

Sean soon arrived, "Don't worry Gordon, I'm here to help."

"Oh great." Gordon said, "The engine that Sir Tophamm Hat got to replace me."

"Is that why you think I'm here?" Sean asked.

"Yes!" Gordon answered. "Everytime Sir Tophamm Hat gets a diesel, they threaten to replace us!"

"I don't want to replace anyone." Sean said, as he coupled to the train.

"Alright," sinabi the conductor, "Let's get a ilipat on."

Sean pushes, as Gordon pulled. Together, they got the train up Gordon's burol with ease. As they reached the top, Sean uncoupled from the train, and watched Gordon take off.

Later, Sir Tophamm Hat came to see him at the susunod station, "Sean is not replacing any engines, and you should know better. He helped you go up a burol after you made that accusation. As a punishment, you're going to pull freight trains for three weeks."

"Oh, the indignity." sinabi Gordon, and left the station right when the conductor blew his whistle while waving his green flag.

Meanwhile at the sheds, Sean was talking to Thomas, Percy, and Duck.

"My nakaraan owner replaced me with newer diesels called a genesis." Sean told the three, "They can use a third rail for electricity."

"We don't have any engines like that on our lines." pato said.

"What is a third rail?" Percy asked.

"It's another rail that is parallel to the tracks." Sean explained, "Some diesels are capable of using the third rail to use electricity for power. I'm not one of them."

Just then, Gordon arrived at the sheds, "What are you telling these engines?" Gordon asked.

"What my nakaraan railroad was like." Sean told him.

"Sure." sinabi Gordon, not believing him.

"Why don't you believe him?" pato asked.

"It's not like he wants to take over our jobs" Percy said, "Some engines did that to him already."

"Really?" Gordon asked.

"Sad, but true." sinabi Sean.

'Maybe, this guy isn't so bad after all.' Gordon thought, "Could you tell me what your line was like?" Gordon said.

So that night, the engines heard a lot of stories that Sean told them, about how he pulled trains when he was brand new, but that's another story.

The End.

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Thomas: Thanks for having us back.
Metal Gloss: Anytime. sumali us later at 8:30 PM for back to back episodes of The Real Powerpuff Girls.
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Johnny: *Yawning as he stretches his arms* We're starting already? It's not 8 PM.
S.B: I'm going on vacation! *Walking away with two suitcases*
Ian: *Stops susunod to Johnny*
Johnny: He's not the creator of the show, is he?
Ian: He does have the initials, S.B.
Johnny: Yes, and he also looks exactly like me.
Ian: ...right. Hello everyone, I'm Ian from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Good morning, and let's get started. Here's our lineup.

8 AM

Goldhoof

8:30 AM

Gran Turismo - Bak2Bak

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So it is no surprise to anyone that my paborito horror game of all time Silent burol 2. It’s been that way and it’ll continue to be that way for a long time. But with it’s awkward gameplay and acting, can I really put such a game in my tuktok ten paborito games ever? The answer is yes, and I just did.
Silent burol 2 follows James Sunderland, an awkward man who arrives to the town of Silent burol after he receives a letter from his dead wife, Mary. He meets all sorts of other characters there, like Angela, Eddie, and Laura, and a mysterious woman named Maria, and has to get through the...
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Two officers were standing susunod to a apoy sa pamamagitan ng the Tie Interceptor.

John: That could give us extra trouble. We'll have to take care of the pilot.
Morris: I'll take care of him. *Walks downstairs, and passes them, heading towards a radio room*

Skip the song to 1:08

When Morris walked in, the room looked empty, but he wasn't so sure.

Morris: *Pulls out his silenced blaster, and looks in front of him*

Out of Morris' view to his right behind a wall, the radio operator was making himself a cup of coffee.

Morris: Hello.
Radio Operator: *Walks in front of Morris*
Morris: *Fires his blaster*...
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Johnny: *Fighting a guy in a green hoodie* And who are you supposed to be?!
Guy: I am WindWakerGuy430, and I'm jealous! Your success will be mine!
Johnny: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Grabs a remote, and hits the play button* Enjoy Six Shooters 5 everyone!
Guy: No! Now the screen will turn black and I'll fade away!

The screen turns black as the tagahanga fiction begins.

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Johnny: Whoa. It actually worked. See you susunod Saturday.

Cape May, 1971

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A WindWakerGuy430 tagahanga Fiction

Six Shooters 5

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430...
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Hey, did you guys know I like No madami Heroes!? Crazy fact, huh?! Anyway, let’s talk about it for the twentieth fucking time why I pag-ibig No madami Heroes!
No madami bayani follows the tale of a young man named Travis Touchdown, a huge nerd with an figure collection, masterbates to porn all day, and spent all his rent money on a Beam Katana in an online auction. So, in need of money and some sex, Travis takes part in the United Assassin’s Association’s ranked fights in the hopes of becoming number one and getting laid. So, off he goes on a killing spree to take out the ten highest ranked...
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Sonic: *Enjoying the music*
Dave: Isn't this from one of your games?
Sonic: Yeah.
Dave: It's very catchy.
Mily: I'm just glad no one's fighting for once. Normally that happens when I'm the hostess.
Dave: You must be very popular. This is your 4th time now.
Mily: Yep. *Giggles* We got a Trainz trio on our way for you right now.

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run sa pamamagitan ng five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Episode 31: Highball

Narrator:...
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Johnny: Now that the race has been cancelled, we have to wait two weeks.
Mabel: Why so long?
Johnny: The first two Saturdays we're taking off, because of Labor Day.
Mabel: Oh, well in that case, let's balutin up our ipakita so we can go on vacation sooner.

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 6: You Smell Like Shit

Alinah was walking through town, eating a burrito.

Alinah: *Farts*...
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Set of hands, who here remembers Road Rash? It was a fun little arcade game where the goal was to race as a motorbike racer against other motorcycle racers to win races and get prize money. You also beat the shit out of your opponents with chains and bats while running over pedestrians and taking out cops. It was insane. Some games have tried to bring that style back, and one of those games was Road Rage. Developed sa pamamagitan ng Team 6 Studios, this little indie game from 2017 was regarded as one of the worst games out there, as recently as 2017. We’re still getting broken trash games that can contend...
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Finally! After ten years, I was finally able to beat this game. It took ten years to get through the entire game, but I did it. So yeah, my personal problems aside, Final pantasiya VII is still a good game.
Final pantasiya VII follows ulap Strife pre-Advent Children emo phase as he joins the rebellious group known as AVALANCHE to stop Shinra from draining the earth of Mako energy that keeps it alive. But this soon turns into something madami as they get involved with mama’s boy Sephiroth who wants to gain the earth’s energy to gain the power of a god and destroy the earth for… raisins....
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You all thought Sonic 06 was the worst Sonic related thing. People, that is pretty much Ocarina of Time compared to this butchering of video game characters. It's known as What's the Story Morning Glory.
First off, the dumbest name for a fanfic ever. Secondly, this is another sex fanfic. Not just sex, but rape. Fan-fucking-tastic
This... Thing starts with Tails saying how the whole town thinks he's gay. It causes people to mock him, causes him to lose his job, and causes his mga kaibigan to hate him. What is all of Mobius homophobic or some shit. Anyway, Tails finds out that the one who started the...
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Sean: *Lined up with Johnny Lightning's Plymouth* We'll finally see who's the fastest.
Johnny: As long as nobody interrupts us like last week.
Mabel: *Arrives* Johnny, Commander Kane needs to speak with you.
Sean: We're about to race!
Mabel: I'm sorry, but this is important.
Johnny: Oh come on!!
Mabel: Also, I'm hosting. This is tonight's lineup.

8 PM - Now

Trainz - Bak2Bak

8:30 PM - Later

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime - Bak2Bak

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run sa pamamagitan ng five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns,...
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful araw in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have you done?
Pete: You're still going to drive trains,...
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Remember when I talked about Dead Rising 2 and sinabi that I liked it just a little less than Dead Rising 1? Well now it is time for me to finally talk about why I like Dead Rising 1 more. And I am aware of the technical flaws of Dead Rising compared to the sequel, but everything else, the feel, the stuff around it, it just captivates me more.
You play as Frank West, a cocky news reporter who has covered wars, ya know. He travels to Willamette, Colorado during a mysterious outbreak. There, Frank comes across agents from the Department of Homeland Security, Brad and Jessie, who are searching...
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Wind: (Sitting at a park bench)
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do you want, James?
James: I just came for a walk, and you were here
Wind: Bullshit. You were looking for me
James: Okay, I was. Did you see that protest in town
Wind: Protest?
James: Yeah, this one with this one crazy woman
Wind: Crazy? Oh boy, what is it this time?

Alana: It is time we stop letting men step all over us
Wind: Who the fuck is that
James: I think she sinabi her name was Alana Sedgwickson. She’s pretty messed up
Wind: How so?
Alana: We need to stop shaming anyone and everyone who is against homosexuality, blacks, women, and anyone...
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" from Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme from KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion from Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And Featuring Stylo from Jimmythedragon

Episode 20

Another Way To Lie

January 7, 1953

It was a snowy araw in Cheyenne. Everypony was working their hardest. Except Gordon. He was being very lazy, and refused to get a train out of the station.

Pete: Why won't you work this time?
Gordon: Because, I need help...
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You know, I already made a listahan of those horrible people who will gladly take the lives of others… So I thought why not talk about madami of them. I don’t know why, but it seems that video games and murderers seem to go together in a very insane puzzle. So today, we will talk about ten madami video game murderers. First, the rules. Only from games that I have played and only one game per franchise. Also, I am not going to include the same killers from the last list, in order to avoid being redundant. And lastly, neither Trevor from GTA V or Vaas from Far Cry 3 will be on this list. Vaas has...
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Kevin: *Leading a dancing line with Liam, Mr. Nut, Wayne, Miss. Heart, Tom Foolery, Master Sword, and Saten Twist*
Ian: I wish I could join, but being a train, I'd probably go too fast, and run them over. Now, time for those back to back episodes of Gran Turismo.

What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black mapapalitan with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the mapapalitan they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas

Mordecai & Rigby were watching TV, when a commercial came on.

Rigby: Aw, really?
Mordecai: Screw this.
Rigby: Hold up! There's a commercial for a videogame!!
Man: Now available in stores is an all new Sonic The Hedgehog game, that has all the sonic games in one disc!
Mordecai: Awesome.
Man: You can play up to 45 characters in any game.
Rigby: I want this!!!
Man: Only available in Canada!
Mordecai: WHAT?!!?
Man: Sonic Forever! Rated Everyone 10, and up.
Rigby: How could it be only available in Canada? That's 200 miles from here!
Mordecai:...
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So about a while back, like two years ago, I reviewed The Hills Have Eyes 2009 remake. I thought it was alright. Disgusting as hell and stupid at times, but an enjoyable movie. And that’s when I remembered it’s a remake. I knew there was a film remade, but what I didn’t know is that the original film was created sa pamamagitan ng Wes Craven, who made Nightmare on Elm Street. Despite that, this movie was made a few years before Nightmare on Elm Street. Is it as good as Wes Craven’s other classics or is it best forgotten? Let’s found out.



The film follows a small American suburban town called...
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