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Ethan: Nice piano.
Liam: Wait until you hear the lyrics.
Ethan: Oh dear lord. *Laughing*
Metal Gloss: Everyone ready for the back to back episodes of The REAL Powerpuff Girls?
Liam: Yeah.
Ethan: I am.
Metal Gloss: Alright. We'll enjoy the rest of this music while you enjoy the two episodes.

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Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards sa pamamagitan ng an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Narrator: The City of Townsville. *Hears gunshots* Is being robbed sa pamamagitan ng two guys in ski masks!!!!!
Burglars: *Shooting at people as they run into an alleyway. As no one is looking at them, they climb into a manhole, and go down a ladder*
Narrator: Oh those ski masks are horrifying.

Song: link

Episode 3: Sedusa

Burglar: Okay, where do we go now?
Burglar 2: *Pulls out his phone* Keep moving forward. When we make it to the 2nd intersection, that's where we want to go right. Right?
Burglar: Right.

They kept moving forward, but suddenly from behind them, a flashlight shone brightly on them.

Burglars: *Turn around, and look at the person pointing the flashlight at them, also carrying a .38 revolver*
Burglar: *Pulls out his gun*
Person: *Shoots both mga baril out of the burglars hands*
Burglar 2: What do you want with us?
Person: Your money.

Stop the song. Two madami shots were heard, as several rats started moving away from the humans.

When the police discovered the two dead burglars, The Powerpuff Girls arrived. They landed in the middle of the crime scene, making sure they didn't ruin the hard work of the officers.

Blossom: Hi Sargent.
Police Sargent: Why hello there Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup.
Bubbles: What happened?
Police Sargent: Our suspects in the bank robbery have been shot. I'm sad to say that they have been killed.
Buttercup: They deserve it.
Blossom & Bubbles: Buttercup!
Bubbles: No one ever deserves to be killed.
Buttercup: Not even Mojo Jojo, or Fuzzy Lumpkins, or...Him?! *Points at Him*

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Him: *Laughing* I'll be back later to torture you three! *Disappears*

Stop the song.

Blossom: Okay, maybe Him deserves to be killed, but no one else.
Bubbles: Any witnesses?
Police Sargent: No. The bullets in our victims came from a .38 revolver.
Blossom: That'll help. We'll use our X-ray vision to find what we're looking for.
Narrator: And so the girls took off to find anyone with a revolver.
Blossom: *Looking to the right*
Bubbles: *Looking to the left*
Buttercup: *Looking in between*
Narrator: But after a couple of hours, they weren't successful.
Blossom: *Back at her house with her sisters*
Buttercup: *Sighs* What if our suspect escaped?
Bubbles: That's possible. The murders did take place underground.
Blossom: *Her eyes are wide open as she thinks of a plan* Bubbles, you're a genius. Our suspect is underground. Let's get some lunch, then go back out there to find our suspect.

Narrator: Meanwhile underground.
Sedusa: *Holding lots of dollars in her hands* I'm very lucky to have run into those two men. I got all the money, and I barely had to do a thing.
Narrator: The girls were also down there, using their X-ray vision to look through walls to find their suspect.
Bubbles: I think I found something.

The three girls found Sedusa climbing up a ladder.

Blossom: Let's go!!
Sedusa: *Climbs out of a manhole, and points her gun at a police car*
Police Officer: *Gets out, pulling his gun* Drop your weapon!
Sedusa: *Shoots the officer, gets in the police car, and takes off*

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Bubbles: *Pops up from the manhole with Blossom, and Buttercup* She estola a police car!
Buttercup: After her!
Blossom: *Takes off after Sedusa with her sisters*
Sedusa: *Looks behind her* Oh great. Those Powerpuff Girls. *Spins her .38 around her finger* Luckily, I know how to slow them down.
Blossom: Watch your distance girls. We don't want to get hit sa pamamagitan ng her bullets.
Sedusa: *Points her gun out the window*
Bubbles: *Moves to the right*
Sedusa: *Fires*
Bubbles: *Dodges, getting closer to Sedusa*
Blossom: Careful Bubbles!
Bubbles: I'm going under the car.
Buttercup: Hey, good thinking.
Blossom: I'll distract her. You two pick up the car from the bottom.
Sedusa: *Drifts through an intersection, going left*
Buttercup: *Coughs from the smoke of the tires*
Bubbles: You okay?
Buttercup: Fine. Let's stop her.
Narrator: Come on girls, you can do it! You have to. We don't want the villain to win, do we?
Bubbles: Not at all. *Grabs the bumper*
Buttercup: *Grabs the bumper*
Sedusa: *Goes over a bump*
Buttercup: Whoa! *Loses her grip*
Bubbles: *Struggling to lift the car*
Buttercup: Hey, wait for me! *Catching up*
Bubbles: *Still struggling* Where's Blossom?

Up ahead.

Blossom: *In a construction outfit, holding a stop sign* I order you to stop!
Sedusa: *Speeds past, making Blossom spin around in a circle*
Blossom: *Dizzy* That usually works. *Takes off, ditching her outfit, and stop sign*
Buttercup: *Reaches the car, and helps Bubbles lift it up*
Blossom: Alright.
Sedusa: *Aiming at Blossom*
Blossom: *Goes lower so that she can't be hit*
Sedusa: Drat!
Blossom: *Pops up from the left, and takes Sedusa's gun. She melts it with her laser vision*
Sedusa: AH!!!
Blossom: I don't think this car belongs to you Sedusa.

The song fades away as we ilipat to the susunod scene.

Professor Utonium: *Having hapunan with the girls*
Blossom: And then she estola a police car!
Bubbles: Me and Buttercup had a plan to stop her.
Buttercup: But she went over this bump, and I Nawawala my grip.
Professor Utonium: I'm enjoying the story girls, but we really should finish our dinner. It's getting cold.
Narrator: Well, at least we know the whole story. So once again, the araw is saved. Thanks to.....

Song (Start at 0:31): link

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kenny as the Narrator
Tom Kane as Him, and Professor Utonium
Jennifer Hale as Sedusa

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from April 19, 2017

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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards sa pamamagitan ng an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Episode 4: Don't Mess With Him

Narrator: I know what you want me to say. You're expecting me to start this episode sa pamamagitan ng saying The City Of Townsville. Well it won't work. Ah what the heck? I pag-ibig saying it! The city, of Townsville!!!
Him: *Arrives* Needs to be destroyed! *Punches a skyscraper, making it fall, knocking down other skyscrapers like dominos*
People: *Running away from Him*
Him: *Stepping on several cars, crushing them in the process*
Narrator: What have I started? I didn't mean for this to happen at all!!

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Mayor: *Watching Him walk around Townsville* I don't know how he got to be so tall, but I'm putting a stop to him!! *Calling the Powerpuff Girls on the hotline* Hello girls?!! I need your help! It's Him!!!
Blossom: We'll be right there! *Takes off with Bubbles, and Buttercup*
Him: *Punches a hole into the mayor's building, and destroys the phone to the hotline*
Mayor: *Backing away as he makes a run for it* Good thing I called the girls in time.
Him: *Turns around, and looks at the Powerpuff Girls flying towards him*
Buttercup: *Punches Him so hard that he falls backwards*
Him: *Falls on tuktok of several buildings*
People: *Running away from the fight*
Bubbles: Someone's gotta help those people get out of here safely.
Blossom: Go for it. We'll keep him away from you while you help evacuate. *Hits Him with her laser vision*
Him: AHhhh!!! You girls think you have what it takes to defeat me?!
Buttercup: We've done it before!
Blossom: We can do it again!
Bubbles: *Helping the people get away from the fight* This is no place for good civilians like you.
Man 93: Thanks Bubbles.
Woman 95: You're our hero.
Bubbles: *Blushes* Aw shucks. *Takes off to help defeat Him*

Him was too distracted with Blossom and Buttercup to notice Bubbles.

Bubbles: *Punches Him very hard in the face, making him lose several teeth*
Him: Whoa. *His head spins around several times as he falls down. He begins to turn back into his normal size*
Blossom: *Lands in front of him with Bubbles and Buttercup*
Him: I'll be back girls. When I return, you won't be successful in defeating me!! *Disappears*

Stop the song.

Bubbles: I was hoping that would be the last of him.
Buttercup: We'll be waiting.
Blossom: And we'll keep kicking his butt.
Bubbles: What should we do in the meantime?
Blossom: I think Townsville will be okay for the time being. Let's head back home. *Takes off*
Buttercup: Right behind you. *Follows Blossom*
Bubbles: *Giggles as she follows her sisters*

Him was at his place, upset with his defeat against the Powerpuff Girls.

A video was playing in the background: link

Him: *Dressed up in sweatpants, and a sweatshirt*

Song: link

The video stops, but a person in the video sings along to the song.

Him: *Doing jumping jacks*
Zephyr: Harry. .yrraH Harry, yrraH
Him: *Running*
Zephyr: Harry. .yrraH Harry, yrraH
Him: *Doing push ups*
Zephyr: Out of all the engines you could have come across, you had to pick the one.
Him: *Doing sit ups*
Zephyr: That is the most scariest when coming up behind someone at 60 miles, an hour. Harry Harry. .yrraH
Him: *Lifting weights*
Zephyr: Out of all the engines you could have come across, you had to pick the one.
Him: *Running on a treadmill while drinking water*
Zephyr: That is the most scariest when coming up behind someone at 60 miles, an hour. Harry Harry. .yrraH What were you thinking, Harry? .yrraH .yrraH .yrraH
Him: *Throwing a ball at a wall, and catching it. He does it twenty times*
Zephyr: What were you thinking? ?yrraH Harry. Harry. Harry. What were you thinking, Harry? .yrraH .yrraH .yrraH
Him: *Punching, and kicking a punching bag*
Zephyr: What were you thinking? ?yrraH Harry. Harry. Harry.

Stop the song

Him: *Eating a tsokolate covered cheesecake, then looks at the reader* What? I earned it. Plus, I need it for my laser vision.

As he shoots lasers out of his eyes, we transition to The Powerpuff Girls, playing with dolls, and hot wheels.

Buttercup: Ladies and gentlemen, Buttercup Utonium is now about to perform the epic loop in her red and ginto 1971 Buick Riviera! *Launches her hot wheels, and watches it go through the loop*
Bubbles: *Watches the car go over a ramp, and fly towards her, and her dolls. She catches it before it hits Octi*
Blossom: *Drawing in a coloring book* Nice catch Bubbles.
Bubbles: Thanks. *Throws the car back to Buttercup*
Buttercup: Easy! *Catches the car* I just waxed the fenders.

Just then, the hotline rang.

Blossom: *Picks up the phone as she closes her book* Yes mayor?
Him: I'm sorry, but the mayor can't come to the phone right now. I want a rematch girls, but if you lose, the mayor dies!
Blossom: Don't count on it! *Hangs up* Girls, we need to go now! *Takes off with Bubbles, and Buttercup*

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Him: *Watching the girls fly towards him*
Mayor: Oh goodie, they're coming.
Blossom: The mayor is being held hostage sa pamamagitan ng Him.
Bubbles: Not for long. *Goes faster*

With the blink of an eye, she quickly grabbed the mayor, and pulled him out of townhall.

Bubbles: *Gently places him on the sidewalk, and sets him free*
Mayor: Don't forget to save my pickles!
Him: *Shoots lasers at Bubbles*
Bubbles: Whoa! *Dodges the lasers*

They hit a atsara truck, and it blew up. Pickles flew everywhere.

Mayor: *Watching the pickles fall from the sky, and catches them with his hat* Never mind.
Buttercup: *Shoots lasers at Him, but they barely do damage*
Him: I'm used to your lasers now girls.
Blossom: *Hits Him with her lasers*
Him: Okay, now they're starting to hurt.
Blossom: I think it's best if we hit him together on a count of three.
Buttercup: With our fists.
Him: Oh this will be fun.
Blossom: One.
Bubbles: Two.
Buttercup: Three!

They flew towards Him, but madami lasers were being fired.

Him: *Shooting lasers at the girls*
Bubbles: *Dodges the laser*
Blossom: *Dodges another laser*
Buttercup: Whoa! You two alright?
Blossom: Buttercup, look out!!
Him: *Fires another laser*
Bubbles: *Pushes Buttercup out of the way, and gets hit sa pamamagitan ng the laser* Ow!
Blossom & Buttercup: Bubbles!!!
Narrator: Oh no! She's out cold, laying on the sidewalk.
Blossom: Right. Let's end this! *Flying with Buttercup, they manuntok Him, and make him fall down*

The song fades away as Him disappears

Bubbles: *Barely standing as she cries*
Blossom: *Lands susunod to Bubbles* We defeated Him. Did he hurt you with the laser?
Bubbles: *Nods*
Blossom: Where?
Bubbles: It hurts everywhere. My chest, my arms, and my eyes! *Continues crying*
Blossom: Your eyes probably hurt because you're crying.
Bubbles: I don't even have the strength to stand up.
Blossom: Buttercup, come down here. We need your help.
Buttercup: *Lands in front of Bubbles* Hey, thanks for taking that laser for me.
Bubbles: It's okay. *Stops crying, and sniffs* Let's go home.
Blossom: You got it.
Narrator: With Buttercup's help, Blossom carried Bubbles back to their house into the Pokey Oaks suburb. Meanwhile, at Him's place.
Him: I don't understand. I trained really hard to defeat those girls.
Narrator: But it wasn't hard enough. And so once again, the araw is saved. Thanks to.........

Song (Start at 0:31): link

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kenny as the Narrator and the Mayor
Tom Kane as Him
Special Guest bituin Carlos Steinke as Zephyr

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from May 4, 2017

Song: link

Ethan: We're starting from the tuktok again?
Metal Gloss: Yeah, we always do. If you want to hear the entire song, just listen to it on YouTube.
Liam: When will we be back?
Metal Gloss: The 8th of May. Good night everyone, and thanks for joining us.
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So, there are a lot of fanfics on the internet. I mean A LOT. Even I need a break sometime. So, lets read a internet comic strip. The one known infamously throughout the internet as the Bong Chong Dong Ghost…. Oooooh….. fuck.
So, this is a comic strip that comes from Korea. And, if you’re uncultured, then the only thing you can think of from Korea is Kim Jong Un, and Gundam Style. In other words, GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE FUCKING GUTTER! Anyway, this is probably one of the most well known and most terrifying thing from Korea…. minus their IPhone games, but, I mean actual terror. The Bong...
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(Apologies for the ugly card at the top, I was rushed for time when making this one)
So after I dipped my toes into the vast lake of a franchise with SoulCalibur V, I decided to try out other games. II was good, but never got to play much of it, IV was eh, and we never talk about Legends. Pretend that doesn’t exist. And then, announcement of SoulCalibur VI comes out, and everybody gets hyped. We see Mitsurugi and Ivy in beautiful 4k resolution, and motherfucking Geralt from Witcher, but that ain’t what interested me. When I saw character creator Kirby, and the chance for making the...
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Tonight, I watched the film Annabelle: Creation. This is coming from a person who has never watched a single Conjuring film in my life. I would like to, since I heard good things, but I have never watched them. Now, Annabelle is sinabi to be a prequel to the first Annabelle movie. I have never watched the first one either, but, ibingiay it's poor critical reception, I don't think I'm missing too much. So, is Annabelle's prequel film better, or is it just as bad. Well, let's find out, shall we?



Annabelle: Creation follows a group of young orphaned girls. The two friends, Linda and Janice, the...
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I don’t know what it is, but I think I blame my dad for getting interested in the wild west. He would always ipakita me all of these old western films, and tell me all about it. Though, I wasn’t interested at first. My interest in the old west started when I began listening about it in history class. The thought of an entire small desert town with no law fascinated me….. Okay, none of you believe that. I had my interest sparked after playing video games, of course, what else. And let me tell you, there are quite a lot of cowboys in video games. It may not seem like much, but trust me, there...
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Oh man, I am now realizing what a horrible mistake I’ve made with all this. But I already bought the games, so I have to do it now. Reminder that I spent literally $100 on bad games this year. This website does not pay me for Pagsulat artikulo and all of this is out of passion for criticism and writing. I am actually doing this to myself. I should probably call the suicide hotline cause I’m pretty sure this counts as a form of self harm. Well, regardless, it’s pasko time, and what better way to celebrate the holiday season than sa pamamagitan ng talking about something we all get: Crappy video games....
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#50: Baka and Test



Now, if you want an anime that has the most insane humor imaginable, I can’t think of anything like Baka and Test. The anime is about Yoshii, who is the school’s biggest idiot, who attends Class F, which is the worst possible class to be in, as he and his classmates try to earn the respect of the school sa pamamagitan ng defeating all the madami intelligent classes in a Summoner Test War. And, like I said, the humor is just insane. From Yoshii always getting beaten up sa pamamagitan ng some insane cult that disapproves of women, to one of the Class F students getting tazed, to one of the major...
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Sean: Ah, they didn't start yet.
Mike: Come on.
Jerry: There we go.
Shayne: Yeah!!
Jesse: *Arrives with Jeff, and Bryce* Why did you tell us on Instagram to come here?
Sean: Because of this.
Jeff: *Hears the music*
Bryce: Now we're talking!
Sean: While we enjoy this music, enjoy The Seven Ups.

Seanthehedgehog Presents

A ponified fanfiction based off a 70's movie

The Seven Up's

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer* (He's above a building I have to go into)
Police:...
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Hello there. Due to what people are calling my "Popularity" I've decided to ilipat my onto this fanpage. I will still keep my WYT artiles onto the LP tagahanga page, but here, it will be a little different. On this fanpage, I am going to review everything, not just MLP related. It can be anything. Games, Movies, TV Shows, FanFics, and Videos. I will even use mga boto on which sort of subject I should review. I would also like for some advertisment ideas for my WYT articles. I hope this idea becomes madami widespread and I really hope everyone enjoys this new idea. But thats only my opinion, What's Your Take
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Ethan: *Waiting in a siding*
Liam: *Sitting in a chair*
Metal Gloss: *Walking around the two* What are we doing again?
Liam: Deciding who to host tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Metal Gloss: None of us have done it before.
Ethan: Yeah. Let's take turns. Metal Gloss can go first, then for the susunod ipakita in May, Liam can do it.
Liam: Sounds like a plan.
Metal Gloss: In that case, here's tonight's lineup.

8 PM

Ponies On The Rails
Adventures of Thomas & Friends

8:30 PM

The REAL Powerpuff Girls - Bak2Bak

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring...
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When it comes to video games, there are always first bosses, which come near the beginning of the game to be a starting challenge for the player to help them see how the game is going to play out. Usually, they are very easy and can be forgotten about within a few hours of gameplay. But, once in awhile, you get that first boss that is one of the best bosses in the entire game. These first bosses offer madami of a challenge to the player and feel like a later boss than the first boss. So, today, I wish to share with you all the ten first bosses that I found to be the most fun. First, the rules....
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James: *Singing along to the song* One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock. Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock. Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock. We're gonna rock around the clock tonight.
Duck, Oliver, & Henry: AH!!!!!
Tom: Make it stop!
Hawkeye: *Leaving with a freight train* It's a good thing I got in the cab of this freight train in time. Now I don't have to hear his terrible singing, unlike the others.
Master Sword: Hawkeye got lucky!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!
Gordon: James, stop singing!
James: When the clock strikes two, three and...
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Parker: It's warmer!
Kevin: Not sa pamamagitan ng much.
Parker: *Jumps into his swimming pool*
Snowflake: Can we start the show? I got the lineup ready.
Kevin: Yes Miss. Hostess. You may start.
Jerry: What's the lineup?
Snowflake: Down below.

8 PM

Ponies On The Rails: Bak2Bak

8:30 PM

Under The Arch With Tom Foolery

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson,...
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Song: www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=76&v=tIyOtMYne...ogo

Ethan: *Pulling 3 passenger cars* Well guys, we're glad you had fun, but summer is now over.
Passengers: *Shivering in their bathing suits* Is that why it's so cold?
Kevin: *Throwing a frisbee*
Liam: *Catches the frisbee*
Kevin: Good catch.
Liam: Thanks buddy. *Spots the audience* Oh, hi guys. Welcome to another episode of the S.S.S.S. I'm Liam from The Nut House, and I got everything set up for you to enjoy tonight.

8:00 PM - Now

Johnny Lightning
The Nut House

8:30 PM - Later

Trainz - Bak 2 Bak

Liam: *Throws the frisbee back to Kevin*...
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Okay, so, originally, again, I was gonna talk about a different movie, but instead, sa pamamagitan ng chance, I happened to watch this movie instead and when I realized it too was a cult film, I decided to watch this… I’m bad at keeping with my already made list. But that’s beside the point. Let’s talk about true terror. The 90s. Bucket hats, Limp Bizkit, and a slew of horror pelikula upsetting the public because of the dangers to kids or something. And one such film was the 90s time capsule itself, 1999’s Idle Hands. Was this a film that was a victim of circumstance or did it deserve it’s low critical...
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How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the reyna of sarcasm, you don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"


What's an appropriate site for a 13 taon old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"


Can you get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"


Why are mga sanggol ugly at first?
"How about you...
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So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can you believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above lobo Among Us 2 or No madami bayani 3? So after being disappointed sa pamamagitan ng Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created sa pamamagitan ng the lovely team at Activision,...
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Derek: Spring's almost here!
Orion: Finally, now we don't have to freeze.
Stephanie: Now we just need to decide what our show's lineup is for tonight.
Fat Pat: I got it! Three episodes of The Nut House. Pronto!

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 20: Another Star

While having lunch in The Nut House...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Man: Come on, girl. Don’t be like that
*A skinny man with ratty hair were standing in front of a woman at a bar. She had been doing her best to ignore them, but they had decided to sit at the table, doing what they could to get her attention*
Woman: I told you to go away
Man: Aw, come on. Why don’t we go and have some fun. Who knows, you may just like what I got for you, babe
*The woman struck the man across the face with a slap. The man only chuckled as he punched the woman across the face, sending her to the floor*
Man: I tried to be a nice guy, but you just had to be a stupid bitch!
*As he...
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