Ganondorf: Ha ha, no doubt my giant black guard killed Link. (Laughs)
Tetra: I honestly could care less about him
Ganondorf: Now, nothing can stop-
Link: There you are, you fuckign cheater
Ganondorf: Goddamn it, I have..... wait, what is that...... You hold the final triforce piece
Link: Yeah, so wha- (Ganondorf slaps Link)
GanondorF: I'll be taking that (Picks up Triforce piece) Yoink. Finally, I have all three pieces (Giant Triforce appears) Ha ha ha. I did it. I got the Triforce. I'm so happy, I'm actually not going to kill you all
Tetra: Really
Ganondorf: (Laughs) No, your all so fucked
Link: Hey,...

King of Red Lions: Now that we have all the orbs, we can finally place them on three islands and get into another temple
Link: FUUUUUUUU-

Blue Statue: (Heavy sigh)
Link: So, are you one of the statues I have to, for some reason, place a ball on
Blue Statue: Whatever
Link: Um.... Okay (Places ball on statue)

Red Statue: Who the fuck are you
Link: Um... I came to give you this ball
Red Statue: Get the fuck out of my face
Link: I'll just place it here (Places ball on statue)

Green Statue: Wow, man, welcome, bro
Link: Yeah, can you hold this
Green Statue: Sure man, I'll hold your ball....... Oh man, man, that...

You know, I don’t get to talk about the Ace Attorney franchise nearly enough as I’d want to. That could just be because I didn’t get to play a majority of the games until way later, so they didn’t stick with me as much as one specific game. This is not that game, but it was the first to impress me in a long time. It may not be the best, but I still pag-ibig it, dammit. And that is the fifth game in the main series, Dual Destinies.
Dual Destinies takes place a few years after the last game, Apollo Justice, where the law is in shambles, with crooked lawyers just looking for victory and...

Well, this is about as niche as any game on this listahan will get. Ever since I got Phoenix Wright for my DS, I was always interested in madami mystery games for the handheld device, stuff like Professor Layton and Ghost Trick. But… I never got to play either of those games. But one I did get to play was one that was very unique in its style, known as Hotel Dusk: Room 215.
Hotel Dusk follows the protagonist, Kyle Hyde, an ex-detective and now salesman who visits a small hotel in Nevada known as Hotel Dusk, where room 215 is sinabi to make your wishes come true. As he explore the hotel, he hopes...

So whenever I hear someone describe something that is weird as, “Wow, what kind of drugs were they taking when they made this”, I just groan. I always hated the whole criticism of how something weird must be related to drugs or any other illegal substance, and that there is nothing creative or thought provoking into the madness. Now, is there anything thought provoking about Katamari Damacy? …. Eeeeehhh.
So Katamari Damacy is not really a drug trip, but madami of a… case of being Japanese. After the King of All Cosmos (Yes, that’s his name) destroys all the stars in the sky after...

~A Desire of Knowledge~
*Benny was sitting at his desk, the lab that he sat within sa pamamagitan ng his lonesome was dark except for the single computer in front of him, lingering over him, the glare hitting his face as he worked in the night. The cool, autumn wind blew through the open window and brushed against him as he continued to work. A strange phenomenon was going on in the world of science. A strange artifact was found floating amongst space. It was something that no one on their own could tell what it was. The thought of what it could be drove Benny to utter hysteria, as he was obsessed on finding...

Wind: (Sleeping)
Mom: Wind, wake up
Wind: (Wakes up) What, mom?
Mom: You overslept again. Were you too excited for the festival
Wind: Kinda, but that’s only because that festival is the only interesting thing that happens in this damn village
Mom: Well, you’d better hurry. And remember. I want you to behave yourself
Wind: Sure… I’ll be sure to behave myself

Wind: (Walking into the festival) Okay, so, what should I do fi- (Gets bumped into)
Marle: (Falls onto the ground)
Wind: Goddamn, it watch where you’re going
Marle: (Drops her locket)
Wind: (Picks it up) (What a nice locket. Maybe I could...

Link: I swear to god, this is a bunch of bullshit. We have met two people, and got shitty rewards.
Tetra: Well, we still got one madami person on this island to talk to. Mesa
Link: Mesa. You mean the lazy bum
Tetra: Well, I'm sure he has a good quest for us
(Later, at Mesa's house)
Mesa: Cut my grass
Link: ........ Really. Cut the grass. I swear, I am doing chores for lazy as shit people.
Mesa: You want your reward or not
Link: Well, fine (Walks out and cuts the grass)
Tetra: Well, sure, things may be boring, but, at least we're getting a reward
Link: Really? What? Ten dollars for the kendi store
Tetra:...

Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? You mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, uy Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... uy Orca.
Orca: So, you want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for you to teach me a new ilipat so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's salawal says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few minutos of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link....

(Light appears from ocean)
King of Red Lions: Here it is, the portal to the sacred realm
Link: Are you sure it isn't hell
King of Red Lions: Of course not..... Except for the fact that this sacred realm only has Dubstep. I hate dubstep. But, it does hold the sacred saber, so head to get the sacred saber stuck in the sacred plinth in the sacred realm
Link: What makes this place so sacred, exactly
King of Red Lions: I......... Don't know. Just go and get the sword
Link: Fine
(Link and King of Red Lions go into ocean)

(Link and King of Red Lions rise from ocean)
King of Red Lions: There, are you okay Link...

King of Red Lions: Ah, here we are. Forest Haven
Link: If its a haven, then why is there a temple that is possibly filled with demonic hellspawns
King Red of Lions: ........................................... Anyway, just go and meet the Great Deku Tree
Link: Wait, didn't that guy die in the past games
King of Red Lions: Yeah, but were in a different game, so its okay
Link: Oh okay

Link: Okay, so where is this giant tree
Great Deku Tree: Oh, hello there, good sir
Link: Who are you
Great Deku Tree: I am the Great Deku Tree....... obviously. I am the only puno in the world with a face
Link: So, where is...

Link: (Wakes up) Ow, sweet Hesus that sucked
???: Ah, good to see your awake
Link: Who sinabi that? Are you a ghost
???: No (Boat turns its head towards Link) It is I. The King of Red Lions. Your new sidekick
Link: AHHHHHH
King of Red Lions: Did I startle you
Link: Well yes
King of Red Lions: I guess its the fact that I can talk
Link: No
King of Red Lions: Well, it happens a lo- Wait, no?
Link: Yeah. I was startled that you weren't annoying. I mean, most sidekicks are like this
Navi: uy LISTEN uy LISTEN
Link: Or this
Kebora Gebora: If you are ever lost, look at your map. Now stay there while I tell you...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - bahaghari Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland ipakita - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....

Well, everyone, we finally reached the 200th article. Can you believe it. Over 199 artikulo and one whole taon later, and we have done so much to do with this series. So, what can I do for you guys to celebrate this 200th artikulo and one taon anniversary? Simple. I will review a movie. Yeah, crazy isn’t it. I have NEVER reviewed a movie before in this series, but, for you guys, I am going to make the first movie review for you guys. So, what film am I going to review for you guys? Well, how about Where the Dead Go to Die… Oooohh…. shit. So, before I review this movie, I need to tell you...

CANNIBAL WEREWOLF

Cannibalism. It's very rare these days, not very often, do we see the event of people eating other humans, for the for strong hunger, or simply cautiously, of what it's like. But one man, Davis Madden, is a Cannibal, and he takes pride in it. He is a very horrorible man, and is very hungry. But because Cannibalism is most likely illegal, he is usually on the run. However he eventually made a pack of cannibals, lead sa pamamagitan ng him. Now they are searching around, looking for unfortunate victims. They found their way into a small village.

Joining the night, they all had knives and hatchets,...

Medli: Oh, damn, I've been trying to genetically create Link sa pamamagitan ng using that blood sample. Maybe I need a seaman sample as well. Perhaps I can seduce him to- Wait, if I did that then why would I need to create this clone of his in the first place
Link: Hey, Medli
Medli: Link. You've returned. I knew you'd come back for-
Link: Yeah, whatever. Listen, I need to find some psychotic bird human hybrid, and you fit that position well, so, come on
Medli: Wait, what would my father think
Link: I already talked to him
(Flashback)
Link: And that's why I need your daughter
Postman King: But can't you just take...

Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the memes from the hit show, and one of my paborito shows, My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.
Now, what can be sinabi about this show. It's amazing. But, how did it get so many memes. Well, come along, lets find out, everypony....... I hope you all enjoyed me saying everypony, because I am never going to say it again.
So, the ipakita started in October 2010. MLP was created sa pamamagitan ng Lauren Faust, mostly known for her other great works like Powerpuff Girls and Fosters tahanan for Imaginary Friends, so, its no wonder why this ipakita is amazing. Of course, the...

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 4: Fat Pat

Song: link

Fat Pat: *Sitting on his throne*
Shirtless Shane: *Sitting susunod to him*
Fred: *Reading a book*
Bruce: *Searching for mga lobo on a laptop*
Fat Pat: Shane.
Shirtless Shane: Yes?
Fat Pat: How was our last shipment?
Shirtless Shane: Successful. Why sir?
Fat Pat: It was two days ago. Why haven't we been making anymore shipments?
Shirtless...

Everybody: *On their phones*

Jared: Uh, don't you guys want to talk or something?

Joshua: NO. PHONES ARE EVERYTHING JARED. >:)

Jared: Ok then.... o____O

Jared: Then, uh, anybody want to go outside? Play some Baseball? Anything that isn't related to pho-

Everyone: NO!

Jared: Alright then. Today is going to be FUN. -_____-

*A little while later*

Joshua: Oh no, my phones almost out of battery. Better charge it up! :D

Madison: Funny, I was going to say the same thing....

Mike: I do NOT like where this is going..... o_____O

*Everyone's phone dies out*

Mike: So Jared, how many power outlets do you have...