Spiderman

Mario - A fat Italian plumber who sucks at his own job and has no other choice but to work as a hero in the land of kabute drug trips and massacre every living creature in his way, including innocent pagong people, the wildlife, and even the infant son of the villain, all so he can get blue-balled in the end sa pamamagitan ng the princess.

Sonic - a blue washed-up character who has taken a brutal beating from the Sega Mafia after Sonic 06, managed to get better with the help of his fans, but the mafia wasn’t done with him, as they came back for another meeting with Sonic’s legs and a baseball bat during...

(Links to episodes 1 and 2 will be in the comments section for those who haven't seen them yet! Although I wonder how this is going to work when we get to a huge episode count like 50....LOL)

(Hey there everyone! Jared Potts is back with another exciting installment of my own original fan-fiction series, Network 999! Sorry for the delay on this one, life was busy and whatnot. I hope you enjoy this episode as much as I had fun making it. ^___^)

Quick Story Recap: It is the taon 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even madami powerful than...

Wind: Okay, so now all I have to do is collect a bunch of stupid masks in order to kill a bigger stupid mask and save some bullshit land that I don’t even know- Why the fuck am I doing this again?
Tattle: Because if you don’t do something about it, I’ll force you to
Wind: Yeah, I’m sure a little fairy like you can even- (Suddenly hits him) OW! WHAT THE FUCK
Tattle: If you’re done complaining, come and help
Wind: Fine (Quietly) Fucking bitch

Great Fairy: Hello
Wind: AH! AH! AH! AH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
Great Fairy: I am the Great Fairy. Welcome to my fountain
Wind: Please stop staring at...

"Hello Rick... We need to talk" Governor said, revealing himself.

"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.

"No, about mansanas pie, yes about the figh-

"I was being sarcastic" Governor groaned.

"... What is that, some kind of beer?" Rick asked.

"JUST SHUT UP AND LESSON!" Governor cried angrily.

"Jeeze. Don't have your period" Rick groaned before sitting down.



"Well.. You and me Daryl, just like the old days" Merle said.

"Just as long as you don't abandon me" Daryl replied.

"When have I EVER abandoned you?" Merle insisted.

FLASHBACK:

Daryl: (seen driving)

Merle: (in front passenger seat)

Theif:...

Have you ever wanted to decipher a completely different language, only to find out that it was just really, REALLY bad English…. No? Too bad, because Time Travel Journal does just that. So, it’s been a while since I did a bad review. And what better way to try something new than with Time Travel Journal, deemed as one of the worst creepypastas of all time… Is it really that bad? Well, let’s find out.
So, it starts out on January 9th, 1987, following John Terry, who sinabi that he was going into the cave nearby, saying that if anyone finds this journal, he is dead. The susunod day, John was...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - bahaghari Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's bayani - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland ipakita - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie...

~Story~

The story follows I, a young boy, who finds a cursed Kitsune mask, which grants him the ability to fight off his dangerous and evil step-brother, Giovanni, who holds the cursed and powerful Oni mask.

~Characters~

Ey

Ey is a young orphan, who never knew his real parents. He was found sa pamamagitan ng Josef and Giovanni’s parents. However, after Giovanni tried hard to ruin Ey’s life, Ey was forced to leave, with Josef leaving with him. After Josef’s death, however, Ey realized that he would never be happy with other people in his life, so he left Manhattan, and left to Autumn, a small town in Oregon....

~Story~

In the taon 1927, there is a small island town in New York named soro Hill. The only other contact the island has is a long bridge connected to the rest of America. However, the town had a small population, due to the town being run sa pamamagitan ng a dangerous gang known as Steam Knuckle a gang filled with steam powered robot mobsters ran sa pamamagitan ng one single mysterious man known as The Boss. During the night of February 11th, The Steam Knuckles began an attack across soro Hill, attacking police stations and taking over city hall. They had then blown up the bridge connecting the city to the rest of the world....

It took me THIS long to realize it? Wow Jared. -___-

ANYWAYS, I finished another fantastic anime the other araw and it finally came to my head. A tanong that haunts almost EVERY single anime and it really makes me wonder why they do it so damn often.

Why are SO many anime in schools!?

And now, rant time. :)

SERIOUSLY, WHY OF ALL THE PLACES YOU COULD GO TO WOULD YOU PICK A CLASSROOM TO ipakita YOUR ANIME IN!?

JUST THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES YOU COULD CHOOSE FOR A LOCATION!

HELL! UNDERGROUND! IN SPACE!

JIFUGWSDBILFGSFKJGWFKLSJWFHFIUSBFBWSFNHLWFN

A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! ^____^

NO! NO!

I mean, it doesn't...

Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another araw in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I sinabi to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, or insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...

Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those pelikula that is hated, weather sa pamamagitan ng fans, critics, or the world in general, but you just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, fans were hyped for the susunod one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They sinabi that it wasn’t...

Now, every Zelda game has one or two characters that you can interact with. However, there are those characters that you just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If you like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list



#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the listahan because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when you pick up a rupee or are fighting enemies, she will always come and give you payo that you already...

Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very segundo they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list



#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...

Now, I am just gonna put it out there. I am not a tagahanga of WWE. Sorry, but I’m not. All I see when I watch it are some guys beating each other up for peoples entertainment. It’s like Roman gladiators… but with a lot less death. But, I am a tagahanga of Harry Potter… the books anyway. Never got around to watching the movies, and I only read the books. They were great books that had great characters and weaved a good story. But, well, you wanna know why I hate crossovers. Because of shit like this. Harry Potter Joins the WWE… Great. Also, the may-akda states that this story is fiction. Oh, that’s...

Now, a while back, I made a listahan about some of the most disturbing things in the media. It was pretty messed up, but, then I looked into it…. and there are EVEN madami disturbing things in the world. So, I am going to talk about some of the madami disturbing things in the media, sa pamamagitan ng what I have seen at least.

#10: Lavender Town from Pokemon Red/Blue - Now, when you think of Pokemon, you think of- No, wait, Pokemon is well known for having some of the creepiest shit this side of Hannibal Lector. From houses with a little girl who was murdered sa pamamagitan ng a Darkrai, to Pokemon that suck the life force out...

Now, what is the difference between hard and annoying. Hard is a challenge that makes you test your abilities, giving you a very difficult enemy. Annoying is when an enemy spams attacks, won't die, or is just plane broken. So, today, I will be talking about the enemies in video games that just irritate me the most. First, the rules. Only one game per franchise, and only games that I have played. So, now that that is out of the way, lets begin.



#15: Zubat from Pokemon - Now, sure, these things are really easy to beat, especially when your Pokemon are at a high level, but, what isn't...

Okay, now, there are a lot of disturbing things out there. I mean REALLY disturbing. Like, these are just so screwed up in so many ways, that it makes you wonder, how these things can exist…. well, they do, and here, I am going to talk about the things that disturb me the most…. Oh, fuck my life with a rusty spoon.

#10: Pokemon “Electric Soldier Porygon” - Now, if you’re a Pokemon fan, like myself, you will already know about THIS episode. This was an episode that only aired once in Japan. The episode was about where Ash and the gang get sucked into a computer under attack sa pamamagitan ng a Porygon,...

Chuck: (In monitor room)
Stacey: (Sees group of soldiers on monitor) Chuck look at this
Chuck: (Looks at monitor) Oh my god
Stacey: Those guys must be a lead to what ha-
Chuck: Those guys are trespassing. I'm gonna go teach them some manners
Stacey: Chuck, that's not what I me- (Chuck runs off) Oh, why do I even bother
(Later, Underground)
Chuck: (Hides behind wall) Okay, I just need to be quiet and-
TK: (Comes sa pamamagitan ng train) Okay, is everything ready
Chuck: (GASP) (Runs out of hiding spot) P DIDDY! It's me. Chuck
TK: Oh, god, it's Chuck. What are you doing here
Chuck: I'm here to get you out of here before...

So, there was this one downloadable game for XBox 360 and estasyon palaruan 3 known as Scott Pilgrim VS The World. And it KICKS ASS!
Scott Pilgrim is a game based off the graphic novel with the same name. The game takes place in Toronto, Canada, which is cold, people beat each other up, and there are hipsters everywhere. I really hope that last one is just a lie. Anyway, it is about Scott Pilgrim, a simple guy, who falls in pag-ibig with a girl named Ramona Flowers. However, the only way they can be together is if Scott defeats her seven evil ex-boyfriends, which include a skateboarding actor, a superpowered...

Episode 2: The Mask Man



January 16th 12:39 PM Sparklin’s Jewelry Shop

The jewel tindahan was closed at night, as most of the shops in London were. It was a calm night. The security guard, Anderson, was walking around the building. He was ibingiay night watch duty. Something that never bothered him until the murder case back a week ago. He was worried that some psychotic killer would come and drain him of his blood. He made sure to carry a fully loaded revolver with him unlike many other times. As he walked around the shop, he felt a calm breeze blow through the shop. Anderson looked up, and saw a...