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Wind: Okay, Professor, I think I’ll take a Charmande-
Gary: I WANT A SQUIRTLE
Wind: Okay, nevermind. I’ll take a Baulbasua-
Gary: I WANT THE CHARMANDER
Wind: Screw it, give me a Squirtl-
Gary: I WANT THE BULBASAUR!
Wind: Okay, you know what, screw it. I’ll just buy a Pokeball and find some walang tiyak na layunin Pokemon in the damo or something (Leaves)

Little Girl: Hey, you looked at me funny
Wind: Well, duh. You’re a spoiled brat who thinks she owns the whole dirt road. I’m obviously not gonna look at you like you’re a human being with rights
Little Girl: I challenge you to a battle
Wind: Um… Okay (Enters...

HORROR OF WAR: (based off the first story I EVER made in my life)

posted by Canada24

BACKSTORY:
As I said. This is based off the first story I EVER made, originally written in the time Call of Duty 3 came out (2006).
And it's inspired sa pamamagitan ng the game.. Epically the character, Sgt Eric Rock, who was originally based off Call of Duty 3's character Sgt Frank MucCullin.

FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James uwak was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed sa pamamagitan ng one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks...

CreepySpaghetti: A Parody - Part 3: A Song... I Suppose

posted by Windwakerguy430

Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take you to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t you cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t you squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold you firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
You weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white van with kendi in the back

CreepySpaghetti: A Parody - Part 1: The Game of Evil.... Evilness

posted by Windwakerguy430

Our protagonist.... named "Boy", because his parents never loved him, was looking through the assortment of treasure (And sa pamamagitan ng treasure, I mean a bunch of garbage not even a homeless man would want) at a yard sale. Suddenly, he found a kartutso lying on the mesa written in black marker "Majora's Mask". Since Boy has not played Majora's Mask in ages, he decided to buy the game from the old man which looked 90% like a serial killer and 10% a pedophile.
"How much does this game cost?, sinabi Boy.
The Old Man stroked his moustache, because he really liked to do that, and said, "Oh, it's free".
Boy,...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 7 - Child of the Night

posted by Windwakerguy430

Link: Hey, look, its an eskimo
Zunari: Hello
Link: Let me guess. Your crazy as shit too. What's your story. You live in a fucking freezer.
Zunari: Not really. When you look at all the psychopaths and idiots in this city, someone has to have some sanity
Link: Oh, okay. So, what's wrong with you
Zunari: Well, you see, I have this ligtas here, but, every time I close the store at night, someone always comes here and steals from me. It's maddening.
Link: so, wait, you just have this big asno ligtas lying in the open of your office, and pretty much anyone can steal it
Zunari: Well, yes, that's exactly it
Link:...

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Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Part 10 - Finale

posted by Windwakerguy430

Chuck: (Sits in chair)
TK: Hey, Chuck, guess what. I have your daughter and Stacey
Chuck: Ha, jokes on you, she's invisible
Katey: Dad, seriously, help us
Chuck: You'll never find her
Katey: Dad, please help us
Chuck: She will never fall for your tricks
Katey: .................. I'm invisible
Chuck: Oh my god, there in trouble. I gotta save them (Runs off)
(Later, in Arena)
Chuck: Now, where are the-
TK: (Tazzes him) Now how does that feel
Chuck: AHHH I LIKE PIE
TK: Hm (Tazzes him some more)
(Later)
Chuck: (Wakes up, hanging from rope) Oh, man, all the blood is rushing to my head
Katey: Dad, help
Stacey: Please,...

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Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Part 8

posted by Windwakerguy430

Anchorman: And so, it is proven that, after zombies entered the bunker, there are no survivors left in fortune city. The military has ordered a firebombing later today. So, for those of you outside the city, you better enjoy the view while it lasts. I mean those bombs will do some fucked up shit to that place. I'm mean its gonna fuck that place up......... Now for sports.
Chuck: Dear god....... I think I left the water running at home.
Stacey: I can't believe were gonna die.
Sullivan: I know. I'm gonna die... With you assholes. I would rather have suffocated to death in shit, then die in a bunker...

Windwakerguy430's tuktok Ten Hated Anime

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello everyone, and today, I thought since I did a tuktok ten paborito anime list, I should do a tuktok ten most hated. Now, what are some of the worst anime I have ever seen. Well, lets find out. (Nite, I have only seen three bad animes, so I looked online to find some bad ones. Just to let you guys know)

10: Midori Days - Now, this is an anime that just has a stupid concept. It is about a gangster who can't get a girlfriend, until one day, his goddamn hand turns into a cute girl.... Just... What. I would have let this slide if it weren't for the stupid characters and cheesy plot. Sure, it is a romantic...

Void Chapter 1, part 2: God Save The reyna

posted by FrostyBlazer

???: what is the status?

Guy: I got a extra life!

???: ... anything on the war?

Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!

???: Henry! what did they say?

Henry: they would support us

???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...

Dex: you know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...

Henry: not true... London and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground or in chaos

Dex: well fuc*

Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell

???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!

Henry: God save the queen!

Dex: God save the world...

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Windwakerguy430's tuktok 20 Dead Rising Psychopaths

posted by Windwakerguy430

Remember my old Dead Rising psychopath ranking and how… Utterly awful it was? Well, I think now is a time to remake that list, and hopefully, make it better than the last one. So, in case you couldn’t tell, I am going to talk about the Dead Rising bosses, the psychopaths. Aside from the zombies, and the endless amount of survivors you need to escort, psychopaths are what make up the Dead Rising games. They the kinds of people you wouldn’t want to run into in real life and you definitely don’t want to run into when there is an outbreak. They are relentless, violent, and have no qualms...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 1 - Five Nights at Freddy's

posted by Windwakerguy430

Okay, let’s just get the most controversial opinion out of the way. Let’s talk about the biggest horror game franchise of this year, and maybe even of all time, also being the video game franchise that I… well… How do I put this… I don’t like Five Nights at Freddy’s
(And thus, Wind was never heard from again. They say his screams as the fans tore him apart could still be heard in his house to this very day)
Yeah, just saying that I don’t like this game is like a black man at a Klan meeting. You don’t do it unless you're suicidal. So, why am I doing it then? Because somebody...

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Windwakerguy430's tuktok Ten Overhated Video Game Characters

posted by Windwakerguy430

Video game characters. Let me tell you, there are quite a lot out there who everyone hates for good reason. I already did a whole listahan about my hated ones. They are all hated for being horribly uncreative, terrible to be around, or just pangkalahatang douchebags. But, what about those video game characters that you feel gets a lot of undeserved hate. I mean, there are just some of those video game character that I see get so much hate, yet, I wonder, what is so bad about them. So, today, we will be looking at ten overhated video game characters. Rules, as usual. Only games that I have played, and...

What's Your Take - artikulo 74 - Lara Croft on Crappable Island

posted by Windwakerguy430

Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way or another I find disgusting, immature sex or rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... You see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets...

Todd McFarlane Splits His Time at Thrillville and Airblades into the Urbz (PS2 Cents Mini)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, madami condensed reviews but you get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, or didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade

Okay, so let me start out sa pamamagitan ng saying this. This game is already infinitely...

Playing Death (New Original Story Premise/Prologue)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Welcome to pag-ibig & Death Corporated, where our kasabihan is “You Only Live Once”. What is pag-ibig & Death Co. You ask? Well, our job is to simple. Are you familiar with death? Yes, it is a scary concept, no doubt about that, but death is not always the end of things. When you die, darkness doesn’t await you. Depending on your soul in life, you could be deemed a good noodle and go into paradise, but if you are a bad egg, you will be thrown into the underworld. But, sometimes, just sometimes, there are runaway souls. When a person refuses to die, despite their time coming to an end, they...

susunod A-Class: Little Substance, Maximum Style (An Anime Review)

posted by deathding

Have you ever heard of the legendary ramen Noodle truck? The only way to get a taste is to catch up with it. Enter susunod A-Class, a surprisingly flashy and fun little time considering it is literally a six-minute Japanese car advertisement made in 2012. Despite how short it is, however, the adrenaline rush you'll get watching this anime short is nothing short of thrilling.

By and large the best part of this short is the animation. You'd think it wouldn't have much effort put into it, but sa pamamagitan ng lord Frith himself, is this a damn good looking Original Net Animation. The amount of detail and effort...

NikPiks: Ready Player One is Bad and Steven Spielberg Should Feel Bad

posted by Windwakerguy430

I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg

In the kamakailan years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad Pagsulat behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and sumali the ranks of washed up directors like...

Corner of Horror - Episode 119 - Cultober araw 14: Jacob's Ladder

posted by Windwakerguy430

You know, at this point, I don’t know why I bothered randomizing the pelikula for this whole event. But hey, at least I’m actually reviewing something rather than letting it all fall behind. So with that said, today we are talking about a rather unique film. One that is so strange, so niche, and yet, is probably one of the greatest horror films I’ve seen recently. It’s so good, it was actually an inspiration for the Silent burol franchise, one of my favorites. So let’s gush- I mean review the 1990 classic, Jacob’s Ladder

The film follows Jacob Singer, a postal worker in 1975 and...

...maximumer..

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Nik's Pokemon Y Nuzlocke Challenge: araw 3

posted by Windwakerguy430

On the 3rd Day, Nik was able to finally level up Mercury from the ugly Quilladin to the epic Chesnaught. After hours of grinding, many trips to the Pokemon Center, and a town's worth of dead Pokemon in their wake, Mercury had finally reached his final stage of evolution and became the walking tank, Chesnaught

After the Great Grind of Route 11, Bone Thug was able to evolve into a Marrowake. Nik planned to evolve madami Pokemon, but he eventually got bored and moved on, thinking he grinded enough.

Reflection Cave showed no Pokemon, sadly. The cave was not without some joy, however, as both Kurt Cobain...