Cinderpelt and Leafpaw are inside Cinderpelt's yungib and Cinderpelt is trying to sort herbs alphabetically.

"Hmmmmmmmmmm...does yarrow come before borage? No, wait! Borage is before tim so then yarrow is after cat mint but before wild garlic...right? Shoot. WHY DID I DITCH APPRENTICESHIP???" Cinderpelt mewed. "Hey, Leafpaw! Get off your lazy butt and check to see if bituin Clan sent us an email!"

"What?" Leafpaw had Boom Boom Pow sa pamamagitan ng the Black Eyed Peas blaring in her ears from her awesome iPhone.

"I said, check to see if Sta-"

"WHAT??? WHAT DID YOU SAY?????"

Cinderpelt rips earphone out of Leafpaw's ears.

"CHECK TO SEE IF bituin CLAN SENT US AN EMAIL!!!!!!!"

"Jeez, no need to be so loud," Leafpool muttered. "Hey, why is your face all red?"

"OH, FOR THE pag-ibig OF PETE! WHY ME? HOW DID I GET STUCK WITH THIS..THIS..TEENAGER!?!?"

Leafpaw stared at her and muttered, "Old crackpot."

"I need some asprin..." Cinderpelt murmured, and exited the yungib muttering cuss words.

Leafpaw shrugged and said,"Not MY problem," and sat down at the mansanas computer. She went on her email, crowpawissohot12@thunderclan.com, and checked her inbox.

"YAY!!!!! Crowpaw sent me an email!" Leafpaw squealed. She clicked on it, and a video popped up.
VIDEO:
Firestar and Sandstorm are inside Firestar's yungib and disco lights are flashing around. The camera makes Firestar look really fat. The song 'You Belong With Me' sa pamamagitan ng Taylor matulin comes on.
Firestar: (shaking booty) You're on the phone with your girlfriend. She's upset!

Sandstorm: (crazily shaking her head around) She's going off about something that you said.

Firestar: 'Cause she (points at Squirrelpaw as she randomly enters the room) doesn't get your humor like I do! (crazily laughs while jumping up and down)

Sandstorm: I"m in my room, it's a typical Tuesday night. I'm listening to the kind of music she (points to Squirrelpaw, who is randomly eating a waffle)doesn't like.

Firestar: She'll never know your story like I do...BOOK AVALANCHE!!!!!!!!!

Books randomly tumble down on tuktok of Squirrelpaw, who then pops out of the pile of books and shouts, "DRAT! I Nawawala MY WAFFLE!"

END OF VIDEO. THANK GOD.

Leafpaw wiped spit off of her chin. That waffle looked good. She typed back to Crowpaw;

Ha ha ha! Old scuders. They made total fools out of themselves! Post it on YouTube.

Suddenly, the computer said, "You've got mail!" in a voice Leafpaw had installed to sound like Crowpaw's voice. She checked and saw it was from bituin Clan.

Leafpaw opened it up and a walang tiyak na layunin video of a Twoleg with tacky shoes, an abnormally large microphone, and a stupid haircut dancing to what sounded like '80s music popped up. When the horrible video ended, Leafpaw read the email:

YOU JUST GOT RICK ROLLED!!!

Hehe, sorry. We just figured you'd want a little fun before you DIED!

Yup, that's right! The world is gonna end, dude!

Share this with your leader.

Signed,
Your Friendly mga kaibigan in bituin Clan


Leafpaw stared at the screen. "They...called...me...a...DUDE!" she shrieked. "Oooh, they're gonna get it.."

Leafpaw picked up a brick and hurled it up into the sky. Ha.