One morning on Goth Lane, Janet Leyman woke up, she did her usual routine. She got dressed took a shower, and put on her makeup. But meanwhile... she didn't know what was waiting.
Her susunod door neighbor, is a vampire. She went over to her neighbors house, Antoniette. Then while she knocked someone opened the door, a tall skinny lady with pale skin and dark hair. "Who are you?" Asked Janet. "I'm Avoca, Antonitte's sister. Why are you here?!!?" sinabi the stranger in a negative cold voice. "I, I just wanted to see Antoniette." sinabi Janet. "She's over this way follow me." sinabi Avoca, motioning Janet to come inside. "I like your... fake fangs." sinabi Janet. "Umm, yeah... fake fangs." sinabi Avoca, sarcastically. "She's in there." sinabi Avoca, with a slight smile. "Antoniette! Some girl named Janet wants you!" Screamed Avoca. "Ugh whoever this asong babae is send her back to wherever she came!" sinabi Antoniette. "Look, Antoniette, I don't give a shit!" sinabi Avoca. "Wow, you use some bad language!" sinabi Janet. "In this house, it's considered normal." sinabi Avoca. "FINE! Just send this Janet girl in here!" sinabi Antoniette. Avoca, nervously opened the door and threw Janet in. "Good luck!" Avoca yelled. "Oh hell, did you have to ruin our date??" sinabi Darth, who appears to be Antoniette's boyfriend. "Sorry!" sinabi Janet. "I just wanted to know, I just moved in and, is there any bus nearby because I..." "Shut up!" Screamed Antoniette. "Or I'll suck the blood out of you!" "What??" sinabi Janet, in shock. "Yeah That's right, I'm a vampire, so is Darth, and Avoca!" "Oh hell, so they were REAL fangs!" sinabi Janet, still in shock. "Yeah, just get the fuck out of here so we can finish our date!" sinabi Darth. "Yeah, I should really get the hell outta here!" sinabi Janet. "And then tell mom!"
LIKE IT?? STAY TUNED FOR PART 2: MADE BY: MY 23 taon OLD SISTER: ANNE. RATED MATURE-17
Her susunod door neighbor, is a vampire. She went over to her neighbors house, Antoniette. Then while she knocked someone opened the door, a tall skinny lady with pale skin and dark hair. "Who are you?" Asked Janet. "I'm Avoca, Antonitte's sister. Why are you here?!!?" sinabi the stranger in a negative cold voice. "I, I just wanted to see Antoniette." sinabi Janet. "She's over this way follow me." sinabi Avoca, motioning Janet to come inside. "I like your... fake fangs." sinabi Janet. "Umm, yeah... fake fangs." sinabi Avoca, sarcastically. "She's in there." sinabi Avoca, with a slight smile. "Antoniette! Some girl named Janet wants you!" Screamed Avoca. "Ugh whoever this asong babae is send her back to wherever she came!" sinabi Antoniette. "Look, Antoniette, I don't give a shit!" sinabi Avoca. "Wow, you use some bad language!" sinabi Janet. "In this house, it's considered normal." sinabi Avoca. "FINE! Just send this Janet girl in here!" sinabi Antoniette. Avoca, nervously opened the door and threw Janet in. "Good luck!" Avoca yelled. "Oh hell, did you have to ruin our date??" sinabi Darth, who appears to be Antoniette's boyfriend. "Sorry!" sinabi Janet. "I just wanted to know, I just moved in and, is there any bus nearby because I..." "Shut up!" Screamed Antoniette. "Or I'll suck the blood out of you!" "What??" sinabi Janet, in shock. "Yeah That's right, I'm a vampire, so is Darth, and Avoca!" "Oh hell, so they were REAL fangs!" sinabi Janet, still in shock. "Yeah, just get the fuck out of here so we can finish our date!" sinabi Darth. "Yeah, I should really get the hell outta here!" sinabi Janet. "And then tell mom!"
LIKE IT?? STAY TUNED FOR PART 2: MADE BY: MY 23 taon OLD SISTER: ANNE. RATED MATURE-17
You’re the reason why
I have to lie
Why I hurt so much
That my heart’s in a clutch
I’m slowly dying
‘Cause of your lying
You used to be my magic
But now you’re a dick
You made me long to be
Everything that wasn’t Lee
But look where that got me
Locked in without a key
If only you knew
That I plummeted deeper than blue
But then again
You’re just another two timing has been
You ran away
Thinking it’d be okay
But you were wrong
madami so than any pag-ibig song
You made me want to sing
With you following
But look at how wrong I was
Believing you that it was just “buzz”
Now you’re the reason why
I cannot do anything but cry
I have to lie
Why I hurt so much
That my heart’s in a clutch
I’m slowly dying
‘Cause of your lying
You used to be my magic
But now you’re a dick
You made me long to be
Everything that wasn’t Lee
But look where that got me
Locked in without a key
If only you knew
That I plummeted deeper than blue
But then again
You’re just another two timing has been
You ran away
Thinking it’d be okay
But you were wrong
madami so than any pag-ibig song
You made me want to sing
With you following
But look at how wrong I was
Believing you that it was just “buzz”
Now you’re the reason why
I cannot do anything but cry
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in ipakita business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived sa pamamagitan ng his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived sa pamamagitan ng his elderly father, Pop Tart.
I breathed in and out slowly. This was horrid. Running. I spat at the word. I despised running.
Joseph jogged up to me. "You okay Kristen?"
"Yeah, just give me a minute."
"Hah! You always end up like this. Maybe you should quit track?"
"You know I can't! If I do, then I have to do Trigonometry. Ugh. That's worse."
"Right..."
I stood up and we walked in silence. His lithe step did not match mine. I had a clumsy, trip over step. I needed somebody to teach me how to walk right.
"Oof." I had tripped, and landed on my side. How? I have no idea. Normal people land on their face or back. Not me!
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Joseph jogged up to me. "You okay Kristen?"
"Yeah, just give me a minute."
"Hah! You always end up like this. Maybe you should quit track?"
"You know I can't! If I do, then I have to do Trigonometry. Ugh. That's worse."
"Right..."
I stood up and we walked in silence. His lithe step did not match mine. I had a clumsy, trip over step. I needed somebody to teach me how to walk right.
"Oof." I had tripped, and landed on my side. How? I have no idea. Normal people land on their face or back. Not me!
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