ok, i've been super confused about this. how do you pronounce "uke"? Please! I need an answer.

i think its like oo-keh

*is learning japanese*

Since the "e" sound is at the end of the word, I think both "oo-kay" or "oo-keh." are correct. It's from the verb "ukeru" meaning "to receive" and it's a term in martial arts for the person who receives an attack. Makes sense, huh?
Seme is pronounced either "seh-meh" or "seh-may" and is from the verb "semeru" meaning "to attack, to assault." And it's the person it martial arts who is attacking.

The madami you know... :3

ookey. I believe.

i dun know but iv always pronounced it oook

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oo-ke

I always pronounced it like ooh-key but I've heard some people pronounce it ooh-keh

I'm pretty sure it's sinabi as: yoo-kay