Yo mama jokee

yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it sinabi one elepante please. yo mamas so fat i took a picture of her 10 years nakaraan and its still printing. yo mammas so old she farts dust. yo mammas so old she sat with god in 3rd grade. yo mammas so fat she walked in front of the tv and i missed 25 shows. did that help? lol

Yo mama's so fat that when she saw a school bus driving sa pamamagitan ng full of white children, she started chasing it yelling TWINKIE! XD