This isn't mine, but I thought it was hilarious. Enjoy!
Mount Justice, 8:15 a.m.
"I can't believe you!"
Those four words rang out towards the entire building and found its way to the kusina where Aqualad, Robin, Megan and Superboy were busy eating breakfast. All four of them looked up at each other. Kid Flash and Artemis were fighting… again…
At the same moment Wally and Artemis walked into the kitchen. Artemis was soaking wet with a towel wrapped around her and Wally's face was red from laughing. It didn't take a genius to figure it out.
"Sorry, it was an accident." Wally said, apologizing.
"How hard is it to watch where you aim a water hose? What were you even doing with a water hose?" Artemis asked. Both were so caught up in the argument that they didn't even notice that they had an audience.
"Yeah? Well, you could've told me you were behind me. That's not so hard is it?" He countered. Artemis narrowed her eyes at him.
"I did! But you were so caught up in being an idiot that you didn't hear me!" Artemis yelled.
"You really told me you were behind me?"
"Yeah."
"I don't think so."
"Are you calling me a liar?"
"Yes."
"Moron."
"Liar."
"Idiot."
"Replacement."
Artemis turned; ready to kill when the two noticed a strange, yet familiar smell in the air. What was that? Both turned to see Robin, a bowl of papkorn in front of him watching the two intensely.
"Don't mind me! You know this is actually kind of entertaining. I'm kind of wondering when you guys will just make out already."
"Me and him? You must be kidding." Artemis said.
"You know me, Robin. I would never petsa a thing like… it." Wally said. Artemis glared at him and lunged at him. Robin sighed. It was his turn to break up this fight… The calendar on the fridge sinabi so. He got up form his chair so he could keep Artemis's hands as far away from his best friend's neck as possible.
Mount Justice, 8:15 a.m.
"I can't believe you!"
Those four words rang out towards the entire building and found its way to the kusina where Aqualad, Robin, Megan and Superboy were busy eating breakfast. All four of them looked up at each other. Kid Flash and Artemis were fighting… again…
At the same moment Wally and Artemis walked into the kitchen. Artemis was soaking wet with a towel wrapped around her and Wally's face was red from laughing. It didn't take a genius to figure it out.
"Sorry, it was an accident." Wally said, apologizing.
"How hard is it to watch where you aim a water hose? What were you even doing with a water hose?" Artemis asked. Both were so caught up in the argument that they didn't even notice that they had an audience.
"Yeah? Well, you could've told me you were behind me. That's not so hard is it?" He countered. Artemis narrowed her eyes at him.
"I did! But you were so caught up in being an idiot that you didn't hear me!" Artemis yelled.
"You really told me you were behind me?"
"Yeah."
"I don't think so."
"Are you calling me a liar?"
"Yes."
"Moron."
"Liar."
"Idiot."
"Replacement."
Artemis turned; ready to kill when the two noticed a strange, yet familiar smell in the air. What was that? Both turned to see Robin, a bowl of papkorn in front of him watching the two intensely.
"Don't mind me! You know this is actually kind of entertaining. I'm kind of wondering when you guys will just make out already."
"Me and him? You must be kidding." Artemis said.
"You know me, Robin. I would never petsa a thing like… it." Wally said. Artemis glared at him and lunged at him. Robin sighed. It was his turn to break up this fight… The calendar on the fridge sinabi so. He got up form his chair so he could keep Artemis's hands as far away from his best friend's neck as possible.
The plants tounge latched to her heart, she felt panic as her eye sight went fuzzy. A long dagger came darting across the room hitting the deadly plant, splitting it in half making stickly plant ooz spill everywhere. The familiar mask of Red Revenge hovered over her and scoped her up in his arms, princess style.
"Quick we need to regroup and get out of here, or supey over there is going to bring this whole place down and all of you along with it" Revenge said. Superboy looked up after hearing the word Supey, Megan levitated over to them "Ok I will get everyone of the bioship" She began to levitate off. Phoebe groaned "No megan wait, the x-jet is faster!". Artemis pulled out a smoke palaso and fired it and super man before lucas grabbed her hand and pulled her away. Eclipses eyes turned purple, roulette awoke from her dumapo in Eclipses room "Roulette the blade!". The raven hopped under the kama and flew out again with a silver breif case in her tallons.
"Quick we need to regroup and get out of here, or supey over there is going to bring this whole place down and all of you along with it" Revenge said. Superboy looked up after hearing the word Supey, Megan levitated over to them "Ok I will get everyone of the bioship" She began to levitate off. Phoebe groaned "No megan wait, the x-jet is faster!". Artemis pulled out a smoke palaso and fired it and super man before lucas grabbed her hand and pulled her away. Eclipses eyes turned purple, roulette awoke from her dumapo in Eclipses room "Roulette the blade!". The raven hopped under the kama and flew out again with a silver breif case in her tallons.
Coming this Friday! Of course, if you want to read this and the susunod four episodes, go to the Red Revenge Club!
"The party, Mr. Grant." the driver said, opening the door to the limo.
Sam groaned before stepping out.
"Do I really need a limo drive to my school?" he asked aloud.
"You are a high bista sa tagiliran character." a voice sinabi beside him as holly slipped her arm through his.
"Nice." he nagkomento at her outfit.
"You think?" holly asked.
"I think it fits you perfectly." Sam said.
holly blushed.
She was dressed in a skin-tight black body-suit, which just happened to be her Nightbird costume, with a red trench amerikana behind it and a red miniskirt over her pants.
The two walked through the door into the school.
"The party, Mr. Grant." the driver said, opening the door to the limo.
Sam groaned before stepping out.
"Do I really need a limo drive to my school?" he asked aloud.
"You are a high bista sa tagiliran character." a voice sinabi beside him as holly slipped her arm through his.
"Nice." he nagkomento at her outfit.
"You think?" holly asked.
"I think it fits you perfectly." Sam said.
holly blushed.
She was dressed in a skin-tight black body-suit, which just happened to be her Nightbird costume, with a red trench amerikana behind it and a red miniskirt over her pants.
The two walked through the door into the school.