Warning:This crackfic is going to be bad and sa pamamagitan ng bad I mean really really bad.In fact it will be so bad and weird that it will make you think"WTF did I just read?"
Anyway lets start,shall we?:
Finally the long awaited araw had come,the inventors that worked at the Zanarchy headquarters finally managed to invent a machine that allowed you to travel to the dimensions in which you paborito characters live.
Zanny had waited long for the araw she could meet all of her paborito characters.The first character she decided to go and meet was the apoy princess Azula from"Avatar: The Last Airbender"(the animated series not the live action movie that was even shittier than this crackfic that I'm currently typing)in the episode"The Beach"because this was her paborito episode.
Zanny put on her bathing suit,took her sun cream with her and was ready to go.
Zanny thought,"Finally,now I will have the chance to become Azula's paborito bitch!!!"
She entered the travel machine and link
Meanwhile in the"Avatar: The Last Airbender"universe in Ember Island:
Azula stood there bored on the tabing-dagat and looked at Ty Lee who was surrounded sa pamamagitan ng boys and filled with jealousy she wondered,what these boys saw in her?.Suddenly,out of nowhere zanhar1 arrived and screamedlink like a crazy fangirl and hugged her.
Azula was of course displeased sa pamamagitan ng this and told zanhar1 to fuck off and pushed her away.
"Who the fuck are you and what do you want from me?"asked Azula in an angry voice.
"My name is Zanhar and I'm your biggest fangirl.Please accept me as one of your loyal followers"replied Zanny in an enthusiastic voice.
"Great,now I've got a crazy and overly attached fangirl",thought Azula to herself who was very annoyed sa pamamagitan ng this at first"But now that I think about it,This isn't a bad thing after all"
"Where are you from?"asked Azula.
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"Okaaay...whatever.So you sinabi that you want to become one of my followers,right?Well I'm really bored right now,so I want you to do some evil prank on someone to entertain me.",Azula demanded.
"Yes,my queen"replied Zanny and thought of some evil prank.
After thinking she decided to put honey in Ty Lee's sun cream and after Ty Lee put her sun cream on,a huge swarm of bees suddenly appeared out of nowhere,just because I sinabi so,and started chasing Ty Lee who had to jump in the water in order to get rid of them.
"You know what,Zanny?I'm really starting to like you"said Azula who was laughing really hard because she was really entertained sa pamamagitan ng this prank.
Afterwards Azula and zanhar went around the tabing-dagat and had fun sa pamamagitan ng making little kids cry sa pamamagitan ng destroying their sand castles and putting sand on their ice cream.
"Hey Azula,who is that girl with you"asked Zuko
"Well Zuzu,this is zanahr1 my biggest fangirl "replied Azula.
"Fangirl?"asked a confused Zuko.
"Yes Zuzu,are you jealous that I have a fangirl and you don't?"asked Azula in a teasing voice.
"Me jealous?HA,as a matter of fact I actually have a lot of fangirls",bragged Zuko
"Oh really?"said Azula in a sarcastic
"Yeah,he really has a lot of fangirls and even I happen to be one of them"said the writer(which is me of course)
"Wait who sinabi that?"asked Zuko.
"It was me,the author"said the may-akda link
"Who sinabi what?"asked zanhar1 who was confused.
"Didn't you hear it?It was clearly the voice of a girl who told me that she was the may-akda of this shitty crackfic that we're in",replied Zuko who for some reason was the only one who could hear the author(Note:I definitely didn't steal this from"Ever After High").
Azula than teased her brother,"Zuzu,are you on drugs or is the heat of the sun damaging your brain?".
Zuko was confused,"But I really did hear it...",Zuko sighed and then continued,"Nevermind,I'm going back to my zombie girlfriend.Have fun with you stupid fangirl".
"Bye,loser"said Azula to Zuko and then approached zanhar1,"So what are we going to do next?."
"My queen,could you please teach firebending to me?"asked zanhar1"Learning apoy bending has been my biggest dream for a long while".
"Okay"said Azula and started to teach firebending to her.
Because zanhar1 is an Aries which happens to be a apoy sign and because my Pagsulat is even madami illogical than the Pagsulat that you see in Shounen Jump mangas from the 80's,zanhar1 immediately learned apoy bending and accidentally roasted some stupid n00bs who has the misfortune of passing by.
In the susunod scenes everything went just like in the original episode expect that zanhar1 was also there,they played volleyball and got invited to Chan's party.
At the party,zanhar1 was bored because of the lame asno music and decided to everyone including herself the favor of switching the current music with the glorious Numa Numa song adn everyone started to dance and have fun.Zanhar1 then decided to play the Booty song,"Everybody shake you booties now!"demanded zanhar1 and everyone did so.
Now we switching once again to a scene that was invented sa pamamagitan ng me.
Azula and zanahr1 went outside to walk on the beach
"I never had madami fun than today"said Azula with a smile on her face"You really are a great friend"
"I'm glad that I could make you happy,my queen"replied zanhar1
"Please just call me Azula"replied Azula
"Okay,my que-I meant Azula",this was the happiest araw in zanhar1's life,not only did she get a chance to hang out with Azula but Azula even ended up liking her.
"To be bad that I can't stay here for madami than one day"said zahar1 in a sad voice
"Don't worry,I can understand that you have to return to your world"replied Azula.
Suddenly Azula remembered the time she spent with her family on Ember Island and she was overcome sa pamamagitan ng sadness.
"Whats wrong Azula?Why are you suddenly so sad?"asked zanhar1.
"Oh its nothing...Its just that I remembered my mother.I always pretend that I don't care about it but in reality I was always mapait about the fact that my mother loved Zuko madami than me"replied Azula"My mother thought that I was a monster..She was right of course but it still hurt"
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"No you're wrong"said zanhar1
"Huh?"Azula raised her head in confusion
"You aren't a monster"zanhar1 continued"You are a human being who is capable of feeling just like everyone"
Azula smiled and kissed Zanny on the lips.Afterwards they kissed passionately and Azula started to take off Zanny's clothes.
Zanny was at first confused and didn't know what to do but in the end she decided to give up her asexuality for Azula and they had some hot lesbian sex that I can't write about because then this entire crackfic would be Rated R.
Zanhar1 then went back to our world and told everyone on fanpop about this but nobody believed her and thought that she was on drugs.
THE END
The reaction of Azula after reading this crackfic
