PART 2
while me and garth were stuck in a cave we were tryin to figure out how to get out. "(laughs) i will get us out of here in no time." garth said.
he was digging and digging but nothing worked.
"great now i'm stuck with you." garth said.
"what did i ever do to you." i said.
"what do you mean." garth said. "why do you always got to treat me like poo." i said.
"(sigh) you want the truth... i'm jealous." garth said. "WHAT..." I said. "but why would you be jealous of me?" i asked. "CAUSE your bigerfja thes se." garth was saying a wierd langauge. "WHAT WAS THAT." I asked.
"I sinabi your always better then me." garth said.
"WHA!!!" i said. "but why would you be jealous of me your faster then me, your a better howler then me." i said. "no its just that... " garth was interuped. "GARTH you dont have to be jealous of me." i said. "$%@# your like elvis." i said.
"why are you jealous of me?" i asked. "ohhhh, i see you don't got mga kaibigan do YOU?" I asked.
"DONT YOU EVEN DARE." He threatened. "dude im not tryin to insult you i'm trying to help you." i said. "YEAH RIGHT." Garth said. "garth...you dont got mga kaibigan cause you need to stop...you know" i said. "what do you mean?" he asked. "you need to stop that whole... remmember those pelikula where the buffed up guys always bully other people and all that crap." i said. "yeaaaahhh." garth said.
"thats what your pagganap like." i said.
"YOU SON OF A POO I AM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!" garth was about to kick my ass. "OH S@#$." I shouted. "NOT UNTIL I KICK YOU ASS!!!" i shouted.
"WAAAAIT do you hear that." i said. "yeah i hear it too." garth agreed. we were hearing somebody digging. "GARTH!!!" Tony showed up. "HUMPHREY WE FOUND YOU." Kate shouted. "humphrey if you ever tell any body about what you sinabi OR your SO @#$%ing dead!!!" garth wispered. "(gulp)" i gulped.
END OF PART 2!
while me and garth were stuck in a cave we were tryin to figure out how to get out. "(laughs) i will get us out of here in no time." garth said.
he was digging and digging but nothing worked.
"great now i'm stuck with you." garth said.
"what did i ever do to you." i said.
"what do you mean." garth said. "why do you always got to treat me like poo." i said.
"(sigh) you want the truth... i'm jealous." garth said. "WHAT..." I said. "but why would you be jealous of me?" i asked. "CAUSE your bigerfja thes se." garth was saying a wierd langauge. "WHAT WAS THAT." I asked.
"I sinabi your always better then me." garth said.
"WHA!!!" i said. "but why would you be jealous of me your faster then me, your a better howler then me." i said. "no its just that... " garth was interuped. "GARTH you dont have to be jealous of me." i said. "$%@# your like elvis." i said.
"why are you jealous of me?" i asked. "ohhhh, i see you don't got mga kaibigan do YOU?" I asked.
"DONT YOU EVEN DARE." He threatened. "dude im not tryin to insult you i'm trying to help you." i said. "YEAH RIGHT." Garth said. "garth...you dont got mga kaibigan cause you need to stop...you know" i said. "what do you mean?" he asked. "you need to stop that whole... remmember those pelikula where the buffed up guys always bully other people and all that crap." i said. "yeaaaahhh." garth said.
"thats what your pagganap like." i said.
"YOU SON OF A POO I AM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!" garth was about to kick my ass. "OH S@#$." I shouted. "NOT UNTIL I KICK YOU ASS!!!" i shouted.
"WAAAAIT do you hear that." i said. "yeah i hear it too." garth agreed. we were hearing somebody digging. "GARTH!!!" Tony showed up. "HUMPHREY WE FOUND YOU." Kate shouted. "humphrey if you ever tell any body about what you sinabi OR your SO @#$%ing dead!!!" garth wispered. "(gulp)" i gulped.
END OF PART 2!
All I remember was me playingwith my twin Lilly and my other sister Kate in the yungib while Mom (eve) went out to go pee. Winston was out hunting so we were all alone. We started playng Hide and go seek. I ran away to hide. I climbed up a puno in the distance, and then I waited quitly.Then I heard pawsteps. "pst! Lilly is that you?" I leaned over to check. then suddenly "agh!!!" I fell. I dizzely looked upfrom the ground and found a human. he had a camera, and a birete and black sunglasses. he was towering over me and then he picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. "agh! help! Lilly! Kate! Mom! Dad!" BAMM!!! he nocked me uncoshis....
-to be continued...
-to be continued...
may-akda note: this is how Jakob gets in the story. Its written from his point of veiw. Zmanz is jakob in the story. thats not his name and he isn't gay, just so you know. This will be a very short chapter.
I was still on the stupid bus. Now that Dillon got off the asshole (Tony) was bugging the shit out of me! Finally after the one millionth mom, joke, and calling me gay, i got off the buss, and he chased after me! Shitt, Tony is too fast! I doged trees and ran into the forest, and he trapped me in a cave! He was about to tackle me and kill me when i fell in a tiny ditch, and it was bottomless! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Thud! he hit ground and passed out.
I was still on the stupid bus. Now that Dillon got off the asshole (Tony) was bugging the shit out of me! Finally after the one millionth mom, joke, and calling me gay, i got off the buss, and he chased after me! Shitt, Tony is too fast! I doged trees and ran into the forest, and he trapped me in a cave! He was about to tackle me and kill me when i fell in a tiny ditch, and it was bottomless! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Thud! he hit ground and passed out.