Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945. The Germans surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

you can get a perfect score on your SATs sa pamamagitan ng putting "Chuck norris" as every answer. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

the last perosn to look chuck norris in the eyes was stevie wonder. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Why did Chuck Norris tumawid the road? Pfft.... Chuch Norris didn't tumawid the road. The road moved under Chuck Norris. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Look, people, Chuck Norris is not that great! You're all like "oh he's a GOD!" But he's not! If he were, he'd come to my house and beat my head with the keyboarnjnhbbjlnhjubvgnjmnjvbgbn,bgnjmknhjbb Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

chuck norris doesnt have to pay taxes ever he send in a blacnk pagtitip. and a picture of him croucheing.
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Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. When he went home, there were only islands left. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Chuck Norris filmed how they assembling the first camera. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

They were Bush, God and Chuck Norris. Then they wanted to tumawid the lake. God went first, then Chuck Norris. palumpong was wonderin how to tumawid a river. Then God whispered to Chuck Norris ''shud we tell him about the stones''. And Chuck Norris ''What stones''? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Theres no theory of evolution. Theres only mga hayop that Chuck Norris let them live.

When kampanilya invented first phone. Chuck Norris already had 2 messages. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Once poison snake bites Chuk Norris. After 3 horrible days in pain, snake died. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Chuck Norris once came twice.
Chuck Norris nominated Big Brother.
Two guys decidet to rob a bank. Then 1 robber run on the left side other on the right side. Chuk Norris run after them both at the same time.
How many pushups Chuck Norris can do? All.
(sorry my english it's not very good) Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

When a zombie bits Chuck Norris, he doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck was Chuck Norris??
ALL OF IT!
HIDH Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

the reason pi is so long is because it's running away from Chuck Norris Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Hesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim threw land. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

There are no steroids in baseball... Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even madami badass than in this one. When it was discovered sa pamamagitan ng Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas