Well, here on this spot we (the amazing fans that we are) have devoted our time and energy to analyze Twilight.

So, now we shall analyze it-ONE BIT AT A TIME.

We'll take one small subject (eg-Is Jacob a better person in the first book of Twilight compared to BD?, Is Bella a good friend?, Is Jessica a good friend?,Is Lauren an important character?, etc) and try to reach an agreement (try doesn't mean succeed) on the topic.

So, say the topic is:
"Does Edward sparkle?" (they won't be this obvious)

FAn 1: Yes. He is described as Coruscating.

Fan 2: Coruscating means shining.

Fan 1: And that means sparkling.

Fan 2: Not really.....

Fan 3: Glittering means sparkling, though.

Fan 2: Right. So we agree that Edward Cullen sparkles. Any objections?

(At this point, we don't go to another topic for at least a week, so that we can make sure no one disagrees.)



The topic I've chosen for today is (fanfare)


Is Bella Swan a Mary-Sue?


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